Galat Jaankari Ka Sexy Anjaam

Galat Jaankari Ka Sexy Anjaam

Real estate mein fareb itne badh rahe ki ek flat kitne logon ke naam kuch pata nahi chalta. Paise kamane ki hawas mein agent logo ko bewakuf banate hain. Gaon se parivar sheher mein naukri karne aate hain. Bhade ke ghar dhundne ke chakkar mein agent ke pass jaate hain.

Agent ka commission sunkar woh darr jaate hain.  Jab apna saaman shift karne jaate hai toh pata chalta hai wahan koi aur rehta hai. Galat faimi mein jhagda hota hai. Fir agent ke office ja kar pata chalta hain lock laga hain. Paise bhi barbad aur sir pe chhat bhi nahi.

Itna bhari saman lekar gaon kaise jaye. Aisi halat mein sadak par rehna padta hain. Barish ka mausam ho toh aur musibat hoti hain.  2017 mein Hyderabad main 1 bhk flat mein rehta tha. Flat ke owner bohut bujurg the isliye unhone mujhe room sale kiya tha.

July ka mahina chalu tha. Bahar tez barish ho rahi thi. Sham ke 5:30 baje the.
Achanak door ki bell baji. Darwaza kholne ke baad khubsurat lady dikhai padti hai. Uske haath mein 2 suitcase hote hain.

Lady: Yeh flat Mr and Mrs Iyer ka hai na?
Main: Nahi yeh flat maine kharide huye 2 saal ho gaye.
Lady: Aap jhoot mat boliye.
Main us anjaan lady ko flat ke papers dikhata hoon.

Lady: Par mujhe toh Farukh agent ne iss flat ka address diya tha. Mujhse 50,000 deposit bhi liya tha.
Main: Aap ghar ke andar aaiye.

Main lady ka suitcase uthakar sofa pe rakhta hoon. 15 minutes uski mehmaan nawaazi mein jaate hain.  Baarish rukne ke baad main aur lady agent ka office dhundne ke liye nikalte hain.  Wahan pahuchte hi office door lock dikhai padta hai.

Lady uss Farukh agent ko call try karti hain. Reply mein yeh number astitva mein nahi hai aisa pata chalta hai.
Main: Shayad aapke saath dhoka hua hain.

Lady rone lagti hai. Khud ko dosh dena shuru hoti hain.
Lady: 2 din ke baad mujhe lectureship join karti thi. Salary package affordable tha isliye itna travel kiya.

Main: Aapne agent ko payment kaisa kiya tha?
Lady: Bank transaction. woh slip bhi kho gayi. Shit!
Main: Yaha koi women hostel bhi nahi paas mein
Lady: Main return Pune jaati hoon.

Main: Tatkaal mein ticket milna mushkil hain.
Lady:Waiting room mein ruk jaaungi.
Main: Bahar tez baarish ho rahi hain Ladies ke liye waiting room mein rukna thik nahi. 10 din pehle anjaan lady ke saath rape ki khabar newspaper mein aayi thi.

Lady: Farukh agent kahi mil jaye toh jaan se maar dungi.
Main: Main aapke gusse ki respect karta hoon Aitraaz na ho toh aap mere ghar mein reh sakti ho. Privacy bhi milegi.
Lady: Aap par kyun bharosa rakhu?

Main: Sahi kaha aapne.
Ghar pahuchte hi woh apna suitcase uthakar nikal jaati hain. Raat ke 9 baje fir se darwaze ki bell bajti hain.  Darwaza kholte hi same lady dikhai deti hain
Lady:Aapko 1 mahine ka kitna kiraya dena padega?

Main:Hahaha.
Lady: Maine koi joke nahi kiya
Main: Mujhe paise ki lalach nahi hai. Aapko marzi se jitna dena hai utna dijiye.
Lady: Shukriya.

Main lady ko parichay puchta hoon.
Lady: Mera naam Renuka (name changed for privacy) hai.

Main bhi apna parichay deta hoon.  Renuka ne B. Sc physics mein graduation kiya tha. Uski figure 34D-28-30 thi.

Main: Aapki age kya hai?
Renuka: Lady se umar nahi puchte.
Renuka uska ID proof mujhe dikhati hain.

Main: Pune ke liye train nahi mili?
Renuka: Iraada badal diya. Salary save karne ke baad alag rented flat main shift ho jaungi.

Renuka uske mata pita se jhooth kehti hai ki uski shifting safely ho gayi hain.
Main: Jaisi aapki marzi
Main Renuka ko bedroom use karne ki salah deta hoon. Usko washroom,toilet aur groceries ki jagah dikhata hoon.

Renuka: Main common room mein adjust kar lungi. Changing ke time hi bedroom use karungi
Main: Mujhe sharminda mat kijiye.
Renuka: Sorry kuch samay pehle maine aapko bhala bura kaha.

Main: Aapki jagah koi aur lady hoti toh waise hi react karti.
Main common hall use karta hoon aur Renuka mera bedroom use karti hai. Renuka ka job routine daily se chalta hai. Uska behaviour chidchid hota tha kabhi.

Main: Office mein koi tension hai aapko?
Renuka:Baaki lecturers jyada kar Telugu language mein baat karte hain. Mujhe south Indian food pasand nahi.
Main: Mujhe kaha samajh aati hain.

Renuka: Aap kharcha kaise chalate hain
Main:Basic computer skills. Aapke jaise talent nahi mere paas.
Renuka: Aap ki shaadi nahi hui?
Main:Humsafar ki talaash hain. Aap kabhi shaadi karogi.

Renuka: Shaadi ke baad wife ko husband se jyada responsibilities nibhani padti hain. Mujhe darr lagta hai ki nibha paungi ya nahi.
Main: Dheere dheere sab theek ho jayega.

Fir main aur Renuka carrom khelte hai. Striker position karte samay uska dupatta neeche phisalta hai aur uska cleavage dikhai padta hain. Fir main game stop deta hoon.

Renuka: Game kyun stop kar diya?
Main: Bore ho gaya.
Renuka: Mujhe pata hai iski wajah. Meri neckline dekhkar aapko feeling ho rahi thi.

Main: Maaf kijiye par yeh wajah nahi thi.
Renuka: Main sab jaanti hoon.

Agle 1 hafte mere aur Renuka mein koi conversation nahi hua
Renuka: Aapke pehchaan mein bharose layak flat agent hai.
Main: Nahi main jyada kisi ko pehchanta nahi. Sorry.
Renuka: Sorry kehne ki wajah.

Main: Carrom khelte samay us din
Renuka:Mujhe aapse koi shikayat nahi.
Main: College student se jyada friendship mat kijiye
Renuka: Kyun?

Main: Love jihad ke jaal mein fasate hai.
Renuka: Shukriya mujhe alert karne ke liye
Main: Zindagi ki sabse badi saza akelapan hai.
Renuka: Dharti pe koi surakshit nahi.Naa Purush na stree
Main:Jaanwar bhi toh hai.

Renuka aur main movies aur novels ki pasand napasand ke baare mein baat karte hain. Main apne bedroom se novel ki jagah dikha deta hoon. 4 mahine beet jaate hain.  Ek din achanak woh ghar jaldi aati hain aur bedroom lock kar so jaati hain. Evening ko main coffee lekar room knock karta hoon.

Renuka: Aapne takleef kyun uthai?
Main: Socha aapki tabiyat theek nahi.
Renuka: Actually maine job quit kar diya.
Main:Yeh toh aapke career ki shuruat thi.

Renuka: Mann nahi lag raha tha.
Main:Aage kya socha hain”
Renuka: Jo kaam aap karte ho mujhe sikhaoge

Main:Aap kitchen sambhalo.
Renuka:Theek hai.

Hum dono ko ek dusre ki aadat ho jaati hai.
Main:Kya aap mujhe pasand karti ho?
Renuka: Bohut pasand karti hoon aur aap?
Main: Main bhi aapko chahta hoon.

Renuka:Aaj se hum ek bed par soyenge.

Raat ke samay hum ek dusre ke kapde utarkar so jaate hain. Mera lund Renuka ki raseele chut mein andar, bahar, andar, bahar. Kabhi main uske upar, kabhi woh mere upar. Uske bade boobs ko chusta hoon. Mere lund ko choosti hain. Fir doggy style. Renuka ki rasmalai ko chaata hoon

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Galat Jaankari Ka Sexy Anjaam