Introduction :
Ye kahani mere jiwan ki kuch sacchi gatnao par aadharit hai. Yadi kisi vayakti bises se ye kahani mel khati to, purn roop se sanjogmatra hai. Yatharth se is kahani ka koi sambandh nahi hai. Aur, iski koi copyright kisi ke paas nahi hai. Purntaya is kahani ka lekhah main hi hoon.
Mera naam Saurav hai. Mere pariwar me 6 log hai. Presently,
Maa Shweta 40, Papa Kailash 44, Badi Didi Pammi 22, Choti Bahan Priya 18, aur Main 20. Ye kahani mere pariwar ke aaspas hi ghumti rahegi. Isliye, padosiyon ki jyada pahchaan hona jaruri nahi hai. To kahani is tarah suru hoti hai ki –
Main 20 ka ho chukka hoon. Par ab tak main sirf muth maar kar hi kaam chalata raha hoon. Kai baar padosh wali Renu Didi ko langte nahate dekha hoon, par kabhi itni himmat nahi hui ki jakar unki gand me land sata sakoon. Aise unki gand ki jitni tariff ki jaye utni kam hai. Unka figure kuch 32-28-34 hoga, par bala ki khubshoorat lagti hai wo. Unki gand ko dekh dekh kar hi jawani ki shuruat hui hai meri. Aise to kai aur auntiya, ladkiyan hai jinka naam sunte ki mera land fufkar uthta hai. Parantu, mere padoshi Renu Didi ki gand ki tulna kisi aur ke khayalo se nahi kar sakta. Unki gand ka vichaar aate hi, mera land tanak jata hai, aur 2-3 minute hilate hi paani tapak jata hai. Yaad bhi nahi ki unki naam ki kitni muth mari hai maine. Lekin jo bhi ho, unki gand mere land ke nasseb me nahi thi. So, unhe langte nahate dekh kar bhi kabhi unhe chod na paya. Is visay me charcha kabhi aur karoonga, to kahani ka ye bhaag yahi sthagit karte hue apne jawani ki sacchi par aata hoon, jaha mujhe boor aur gand dono chodne ko mili.
Ummid karta hoon, sare pathako ko meri ye kahani romanchit karegi. Aur, sabhi harsh purvak swagat karenge.

Meri maa Shweta 40 saal ki ho chuki hai. Lekin, unhe dekh kar koi ye nahi bol sakta ki wo challis ki. Jab wo bazaar jati hai, to sabhi log ghur ghur kar unko dekhte hai, maano wo koi 25 saal ki yuvti ho. Unka figure 36-28-38 hai. Unki gand dekh kar pata nahi mere mohallo ke kitne ki log muth marte honge. Jo bhi unki gand ek baar dekh le, apne land ko control me nahi rakh sakta. Meri maa ki gudaaz gand kisi bhi land se paani tapka sakti hai. Mera bhi yahi haal hota hai apni maa ke ubhardar gand ko dekh kar. Ji karta hai pant khol ke unki gand ki dararo me apna land sata doon. Roz unki gand ko soch soch kar muth bhi marta hoon mai. Unki chuchhiyan bhi bahut bade bade hai, mano unki chuchhiyon me 2 litre dood bhara ho. Chuchhiya blouse faad kar bahar aane ko aatur rahti hai hamesa. Jab wo ghar ka kam karti hai to mai hamesa unki chuchhiyan aur gand dekhta rahta hoon. Isi tarah mere din kat hi rahe the, ki achanak mere jeewan me kuch rochak ghatna ghati, aur mai zero se hero ban gaya.
To wo ghatna kuch kuch is prakar hai ki mere kuch bahut “acchewale” dost hai. Acchewale ka tatparya sabhi acche se samjh hi rahe honge. Aise dost jo aapke bare me kabhi accha nahi sochte, unhe “acchewale” dost kahte hai.
Main pratidin sham ko apne “acchewale” dosto ke saath ladkiyaan tadne nikla karta tha. To rozana ki tarah aj bhi sham ke 4 bajte hi mere “acchewale” dost mere ghar par tapak pade. Aur, jor jor se aawaz lagani suru kar di – “Saurav, Saurav!!”. Meri badi didi pammi ne khidki se jhaka, aur mujhe bola ki tere “acchewale” dost tujhe bula rahe hai. Hum log sare dost tahalte hue karib 1km ki dur pahuch gaye, sadak par ladkiyan tadte hue. Waha ek chote se maidan me mandali jama kar baith gaye sare dost. Fir charcha suru hui. Rohit, Ravi aur Raj mere kuch khash acchewale dost hai. Fir hamare bich me baat suru ho gayi.
Ravi to me – “Aur batao, kaisa chal rha hai. Padhai likhai me tum pura hero ho be, din bhar ghar me ghuse rahte ho kitab chat te rahto ho. Aur, exam me ulti kar dete ho paper par sara gyan.”
Me – “Abe har time yahi baat se suru kahe karte ho be! Aur koi starting point nahi hai kya!”
Rohit – “Chodne se pahle land tankana to padta hi hai guru! Bina tankaye land ghusega to nahi na. hihihi hi”
Raj – “Bhosdi ke, tumko kaun bolta hai itna padhne ko ki sab baat baat par tera gand maarte rahe”
Me – “Lauda padh rahe the aj hum, Mastram ka 2 kitab kharide the na gandu! Usi ko padh rahe the”
All – “Abe bata na kaisa tha, accha tha to humlog ko bhi sunao”
Fir maine apne pocket se Mastram ki kitab nikali, aur dhire dhire padhna suru kar diya. Dhire dhire kahani pich par aa rahi thi. Aur mere “acchewale” dosto ke acche acche land tanakte ja rahe the. Mai dhire dhire padh raha tha. Tabhi raj bolta hai.
Raj-“Sala, tum bahut dhire dhire padhta hai, jitna der me tum panty kholwayega, tab tak mere land sikud jayega.”
Me-“Chutiya, tu padh no to tezz tezzz! Aur maine usko kitab badha di”
Raj aise to padhne me kuch khash nahi tha, lekin reading awwal deta tha. So wo suru ho gaya padhne. Aur, Sare dost maze lene lage. Karib 20 minute tak raj tezi se padhta raha aur hum sabhi maze se aankhe band karke kahani ke hero ki jagah khud ko mahsus karte rahe. Mai thoda kahani ghar par padh chukka tha to mujhe utna maza nahi aa raha tha, lekin, Fir bhi kahani ke hero “Paltu” ke land me jarur koi baat thi. Jo wo baar baar jhadta tha aur fir chodne ke liye kahada ho jata tha. Achanak rohit khada ho jata hai dhire dhire jhadiyo ki taraf chalne lagta hai.
Ravi-“Abe gandu, kaha chal diye”
Rohit-“Bardast nahi ho raha hai guru! Pura pillar bana hua hai, lauda kahi chaddi me gir gaya to fevicol jaise sara jhant chipak jayega, hum chale nikalne”
Rohit jhadiyo ki piche chala hai, aur apna land nikal kar hilane lagta hai. Jhadi itni dur nahi thi ki waha se wo kahani na sun sake. Raj kahani padhta jata hai, aur rohit dhire dhire muthiyate jata hai.
Ravi-“Lauda mere ko bhi had se bahar ho raha hai, mai bhi chala jhadi ke piche.”
Aur, ravi bhi jhadi ke piche jakar muth marne lagta hai. Raj aur speedly kahani padhta jata hai aur dono muth marte jate hai. Fir, raj mere taraf kitab uchhal kar jhadiyo ke piche chala jata hai. Aur, mujhe bolta hai.
Raj-“Ab tu padh be, humse bhi control nahi ho raha hai!!!!!!!!!!!”
Mai apne shakti anusaar tezi se kahani padhne lagta hu, aur teeno muth maarte jate hai. Ab tak kahani me paltu ka land teen baar jhad chukka hota hai, par mere ye chodumodu dosto ka muth abhi tak nahi gira. Karib 5 minute bad teeno bahar nikalte hai. Aur fir mai kahani padhna band kar deta hoon.
Raj-“Abe tum nahi hilaya, tera kahada nahi hua ka be!”
Me-“Already aj 3 bar nikaal chuke hai, to aur kitna hilaye be, aur upar se ye story bhi padha hua tha mera to maza lauda aayega”
Ravi-“Abe tum bola ki 2 kitab kharida tha, to aj rat ke liye humko ek do to be”
Tab maine dusri wali kitab nikal kar ravi ki aur badha di. Kitab ka naam tha “Garam Aurat”.

Ravi ko to maine “Garam Aurat” de di. Par pahli kitab ke “Rangeen Jawani” liye rohit aur raj dono ladne lage. Kitabo ke naam kalpanik nahi hai, ye wahi naam hai jo maine sachmuch me pahli baar padhi thi. Socha inke shirshak ka jikr banta hai 
Rohit-“Hum ye wala kitab le jayenge aj.”
Raj-“Tab humko kya milega, mere ko bhi chahiye.”
Me-“Abe gandu log, sala kitab do aur 3 log ko le jana hai! Ya to aadha aadha le jao, ya koi aur intezam karna hoga. Ladki to hai nahi ki dono taraf se baja sakte ho.”
Rohit-“Abe aadha aadha le jayenge to KLPD ho jayega, jisko 1st half mila, uska khada hi rah jayega aur jisko last wala mila usko intro hi pata nahi chalega. Fir chudai to padhega, par pata nahi chalega ki chud kaun rahi hai, maa hai ki bahan hai ki bhabhi. Aise jhant maza aayega. So, tum humko kuch dusra de do. Isko ye le jane do”
ME-“ha be, hami to mastram hai na, likh likh ke chhap rahe hai tum log ke liye. Lauda sabko naya naya chahiye aur nahi hai mere pas.”
Raj-“Abe landu ke pas hoga, uske pas bhi dhere rahta hai. Bula na usko!”
Ravi-“ha be ha be!, chal na usko bulane chalte hai, yahi bahane uska bahan ko bhi taad lenge”
Bipin urf “Landu” bhi mere “acchewale” dosto me ek tha. Uski didi Pooja, jo ek number ki kadak maal thi. Doodh ki tarah gori thi wo. Figure karib 32-28-34 hogi. Wo landu se ek saal hi badi thi. Isliye hum log use khul kar baatein kar pate the, lekin thi woe k number ki HITLER. Landu ko na bahar jane deti thi na chain se rahne deti thi. Landu bhi Pooja se pura paresan rahta tha. Lekin uski khubsoorti ka nazara hi kuch aisa hota tha ki sabke tambu ukhad jate the.
Ravi-“Are yar, sach batao ye mastram ki saari kitabo me hero ka land kabhi sikudta kyu nahi hai. Hamesa khada hi kyu rahta hai. Girne ke baad fir khada ho jata hai. Ab iss Paltu wali kahani ko hi le lo. Mano land na hua nal ho gaya. Jab chalao pani hi pani hi hi hihih.”

Hum log sabhi ek sath Landu ke ghar ke aur batein karte hue chal pade. Bate, Hasi- majak jari tha. Bipin ke ghar ke niche uski maa khadi mili.
Ravi ne pucha – “Aunty, LLan…. Bipin kaha hai??”
Aunty-“Abhi to yahi tha, upar dekho shayad WWF dekh rha hoga.”

Main aur ravi sidhi se dabe paav upar chal diye. Baki sare dost niche hi mandali bana kar baith kar. Ghar ka darwaja khula tha, main knock karne hi wala tha ki ravi ne mera hath rok liya.
Ravi-“ruk be, dekhte hai, kya kar raha hai wo?, Agar wo na bhi raha to sayad Pooja maal dikh jaye. Aur possibly agar wo jhadu laga rahi ho to doodhiya choochhi ke darshan bhi ho jaye”. Main ruk gaya. Dhire se darwaja khola aur andar ghusa. Piche piche ravi bhi ghar me ghus gaya. Humne dekha TV high volume par start tha. Par waha koi nahi tha. Ravi slowly baramade me chala gaya aur dekha ki Landu bathroom ke darwaje se andar jhank raha hai.
Dabe paav wo bahar aa gaya, usne mujhse kaha –“Are yar, ye landu to bathroom ke andar jhank raha hai, shayad pooja andar hogi, aur landu maza le raha hai.” Ravi dhire se andar gaya aur piche ke bipin ko pakad liye. Bipin hadbada kar chaunk gaya. Shayad wo pooja ki boor dekh kar usme kho gaya tha, use pata hi nahi chala ki hum kab waha pahuche. Bipin ne jhat se ravi ke muh par hath rakh aur use utha kar TV wale room me le aaya aur bola –“Abe tum dono yaha kaise? Aur sala bina aawaz diye andar ghus gaye.”
Ravi-“Awaz de ke aate to tum pakdate nahi na beta. Pura maza le rahe ho bhabhi ka.”
Ravi shayad ye soch raha tha ki Bipin uski bhabhi ko dekh raha tha. Lekin mujhe pata tha ki bipin ki bhabhi to apne mayke gayi hui hai.Main samjh gaya ki bathroom me pooja hi hai. Ravi majak karte hue bola, achha beta bhaiya nahi hai to tum hi saiya ban rahe ho. Bipin jaldi se jaldi hame ghar se bahar nikalna chahta tha, taki hame ye pata na chale ki bathroom me kaun tha. Hame dhakke dete hue usne ghar se bahar nikala aur bola –“Chal be bhosdi ke niche ruk, main aata hoon 2 min me”..

Ravi-“Abe, ek baar mujhe bhi dekhne do na, teri bhabhi to mast maal hai. Ek baaar dekhne de na, kitne din ho gaye, bf bhi nahi dekha hai. Aur tum sala original maal dekhta hai. Dikha na be, bas ek jhalak. Kabhi original boor nahi dekhe hai be dikha de bhai ek baar.”
Bipin-“OOye pagal ho gaya hai kya, sala ab bhabhi bahar aane wali hi hogi. Chal jaldi niche.”
Ravi aur main jaldi se niche aa gaye aur Landu ka wait karne lage.
Maine dhire se rohit se kaha-“Abe kuch bhi ho jaye, ravi ko upar mat jane dena, landu beta kabhi niche aayega nahi, bhayanak busy hai chhora, ye kar ki tu ravi ko busy kar de bipin ki maa ke sath. Main ek round upar se aata hoon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Rohit samjh gaya ki jarur daal me kuch kala hai. Main dhire se upar gaaya, dekha landu abhi bhi pooja ke boor dekh raha tha, maine kaha abe ab to dekhne de, main akela hoon.
Bipin ne mujhe pakda aur kaha “abe tu fir aa agya, control nahi ho raha tha yar, ab bina hilaye niche nahi aa sakta, bhabhi bhi bathroom me hai. kya karun? Tu ja yar, main aata hu jaldi niche.”
Me-“Abe mujhe bhi darshan kara de yaar. Kabhi original wala pas se nahi dekha bhai.”
Bipin-“Abe kisi aur din, abhi ravi ko shak ho jayega, chal niche main aata hoon”.
Bipin baat ko talna chahta tha, main kisi bhi tarah razi karna chahta tha, kyuki mujhe pata tha ki andar bhabhi nahi pooja hai. Bipin ne socha ki agar ye andar dekhe bhi to isko sirf niche ka portion dikhega aur ye samjh bhi nahi payega ki kaun hai. Lekin wo ye bhul gaya ki usne hi mujhe bataya tha ki bhabhi mayke gayi huui hai. Bipin-“Dekh le beta, lekin bas 10 second, usse jyada nahi,” main bathroom ke andar jhakne ke liye hole se aankh lagaya, pooja ki boor najar ke samne thi, bhoori bhoori jhante, 1 inch ke karib hogi, chikni gori gori janghe dikhi, mera land thann se khada ho gaya, pahli baar koi boor aankh ke samne thi, boor ke phanko se paani tapak raha tha, nabhi ke upar kuch dikh nahi raha tha, main uski soundarya me kho sa gaya, aise pratit ho raha tha jaise duniya ki sabse pyari scenary mere aankho ke samne ho, Tabhi pooja niche jhuki, sayad soap uske hath se fisal kar niche gir gaya tha, wo soap uthane ke liye niche jhuki hi thi ki uske choochhiyan mere aankho ke samne aa gaye, achanak pooja ne hole ki taraf dekha. Main daar gaya ki kahi usne dekh to nahi liya. Main jhat se utha aur pichhe bhaga. Bipin bhi samajh gaya aur baramade se nikal gaya, Dhire se Pooja ne bathroom ka darwaja khola, par waha koi nahi tha, par sayad use ye shak ho gaya tha ki koi hole se jhak raha tha. Maine socha ki agar wo aise sochti bhi hai to usko kaise pata chalega ki main aaya hoon. Uska shak to pura ka pura bipin par hi jayega. Bipin ne jaldi se shirt pahna, aur hum bhagte hue niche aa gaye.
Me-“Beta bach gaye, kahi dekh leti na to aj hum dono ka chatni bana deti”
Landu-“Bole the beta, mat karo, fasa diye na, aur bipin gussa ho gaya.”
Me-“Abe shant ho jao, ravi ko shak ho gaya to sabko bata dega,aise bhi tum bathroom me jhank rahe the, ye baat to wo sabko bol ke hi rahega, lekin use laga hai ki teri bhabhi andar thi, so koi baat nahi hai. Tum bhi aisa pretend karna ki bhabhi hi thi.”
Bipin-“Pretend kya karna, bhabhi ko to dekh hi sakte hai na be.”
Me-“Beta udd mat, mujhe pata hai ki wo bhabhi nahi pooja thi.”
Bipin-“abe tujhe kaise pata chala”

Me-“wo tune hi to bataya tha ki bhabhi mayke gayi hai, aur maine dekha ki andar pooja hi thi, maine to choochiyan bhi dekhi”
Bipin-“Kaise be, upar to dikhta hi nahi hai” Me-“Wo sabun uthane jhuki thi, tab dekha maine. Usi waqt pooja ko shak hua ki koi hole se jhak raha hai”
Bipin-“Kisi se nat bolna bhai, tu sabko bol dena ki wo bhabhi hi thi”
Me-“Thik hai bol dunga, Lekin beta yaad rahe, agar kuch haath laga to aadha mujhe bhi chahiye”.
Bipin-“Sirf dekh rahe the be hath lagane ka koi irada bhi nahi hai, tune aisa kand kiya hai ki sayad ab dekhne bhi na mile, tu to janta hi hai ki pooja kitni dangerous hai.
Aisa karna to dur, usko kah bhi nahi sakta.”

Me-“Koi nahi beta, agar tere kismat me tere bahan ki boor likhi hai to wo jarur chudegi tujhse. Stop these matters now, & mingle with others. We will lead this later.” Bipin-“Wah beta angrezi, kisi se bolna mat be???????” Me-“Kya ho raha hai bhai log, le landua aa gaya.”
Sabhi hasne lage, aur hum log fir se maidan aur chal diye. Chodne ko na mili, par Pooja ki makhmal si boor ke darshan to hue.

Bipin ki didi Pooja ki boor dekhne ke baad mera land control se bahar ho rha tha. Kisi tarah se maine control me rakha hua tha. Sare dost apni apni bato me masgul hokar dhire dhire mere ghar ki or badh rahe the. Rohit mujhe ishare kar raha tha ki kya baat thi ki main akele upar gaya tha aur Ravi ko busy rakhne ko bola tha. Maine ishare se bol diya ki baad me bate hogi. Main bipin ke sath batein karte hue ja raha tha.
“Bipin, man le ki jab tu ghar gaya, aur Pooja ne tujhse pucha, ki tu kyu bathroom me jhank raha tha to kya bolega? Aur, man le jab tu ghar pahucha to pata chale ki Pooja ne teri maa se bol diya hai to kya karega? Teri to ‘L’ lag jayegi ghar pahuchte hi.”
“Chutiye chut dekhne ki liye risk to lena hi padhta hai, main itne dino se dekh raha tha didi ki choot, use kabhi shak nahi hua, tune aise kya dekh daala ki use shak ho gaya. mujhe nahi lagta ki didi kuch bolegi aise. Man le ki Pooja didi ko shak ho bhi gaya ho to kya karegi. Main kuch dino tak nahi dekhunga. Bas sab kuch normal ho jayega.”
“Are yar, yahi to mauka hai, baat ko aage badhane ka, ye mauka hath se mat jaane de. Agar, kisi tarah baat ban gayi to, soch roz tu apni Pooja didi ki chut aur gand dekhta hai. Agar kahi sach me Pooja ne ha kah diya to teri to lottery nikal jayegi. Ghar ki maal ghar me hi chudegi, aur tere ko bhi kahi bahar mehnat nahi karni padegi. Aur ho sakta hai Pooja didi ke through tujhe teri bhabhi aur maa ko bhi chodne ka mauka mil jayi. Ya nahi to teri didi ki saheli ‘Pinki’ hi mil jaye.”
“Are yar, Pinki ka naam mat le, gajab ki chiz hai yar wo to, jab jab ghar aati hai, uske naam ki muth marni padhti hai, kasam se uski chochhiyan kayamat hai, Agar mil jaye to sara doodh nikal loon sali ka. Khud to randi gand uchaal uchaal ke chalti hai, aur Pooja didi ko bhi bigadti ja rahi hai. Pata nahi kal sham ko Pinki aur didi shopping ke liye gaye the, to Pinki ne didi ko ek jeans liwa di hai. Ghar wapis aakar jab didi ne jeans try kiya to bahut tight hai.”
“Kasam! Pooja didi ne jeans pahna, tune dekha tha kya, wo bhi tight wali, Tab to sare curves dikh rahe honge. Sach me soch kar hi maza aa ja raha hai. Teri pooja didi ki 36 ki gand ubhri hui jeans se sama bhi nahi payegi. Gajab ki makhmali chuttar hai yar teri didi ki. Dil kar raha hai abhi jau aur leta kar ghop du pooja ki gand me khutta.”

“Ha! jab didi ne jeans pahan kar mujhe dikhaya to jeans ke upar se hi panty ki line dikh rahi thi. Kasam se yar bahut tight thi, man kar raha tha pakad ke daba doon. Kash didi ki chut marne mil jaye to maza aa jaye.”
“Dekh bhai, akele mat khana teri Pooja didi ko, itni katto maal akele pacha nahi payega beta, aisa jugaad banana ki mujhe ki thoda sa chakhne ko mil jaye. Aakhir unki matakti gand ki hum bhi kayal hai. Mast hila hilaa ke chalti hai teri didi, sare dost teri didi ki nam ki muth marte hai. Agar mauka mile to teri didi ki boor aur gand dono ki chatni bana ke rakh de ye log. Jab tu hota nahi to sari teri didi ki chuttar ki tarif me jute rahte hai. Ravi ne to teri didi ki gand ki photo bhi rakhi hai mobile me, use dekh kar ki hilata hai wo.”
“Aisa kya, saalo ko chhodunga nahi, meri didi ki bare me sochte hai harami sala, aur ravi jise main apna sabse accha dost samjhta tha, uski mazar mere hi didi ki chuttaro par hai, meri didi sirf mujhse chudegi, main kisi aur se chudne nahi dunga apni pyari pooja didi ki chut.”
“Yar wo baat to hai, par mujhe to dega na apni didi ki gand.”
“Dekh bhai, pahle main ji bhar chodunga didi ko, agar didi gand marwane ke liye ready ho gayi to didi ki gand sabse pahle tujhe marne dunga ye waada raha, aage se main rasta kholunga to pichwada tu khol dena.”
“To rahi baat, tu ab jaldi se pooja didi ko pata ke thok daal, taki jaldi se unki rasbhari gand main maar saku.”
“Lekin ek shart hai bhai!!!!!!!!!”
“Wo kya.”
“Badle me tu kya dega.”
“Sale tu pakda gaya pooja ko bathroom me jhakte hue, ab tu dealingbazi karega.”
“Abe nahi, main to bas aise hi try kar raha tha.”
“kya try kar raha tha be”
“Mujhe pooja didi ki gand utni acchi lagi lagti. Mujhe mote mote bade chuttar acche lagte hai yar”
“Thik hai tu mat lena teri didi ki gand. Main to chod chod ke fad dunga teri didi ki matakti gand.”
“Bhai aisa nahi hai ki mujhe gand acchi nahi lagti, par pooja didi ki nahi, mujhe kisi aur ki gand marne ki iccha hoti hai.”
“Saale kya inssan hai be tu! Kabhi tune Pooja ki gand dekhi hai. Kya gajab lagti hai, na jayada bade na chote, naa had se jyada bhaari na bahut halke. Bilkul managed gand hai teri didi ki. Model se kam nahi lagti teri didi ke chuttar.”
“Tujhe meri didi ki gand model lagti hai to tujhe de to raha hoon. Par mere liye kisi aur ki gand model hai”
“Kiski????????????????????????? ‘Pinki’ ki kya???????”
“Dekh ghuma fira kar baat to karni hai nahi. Mujhe thode bhaari bhaari gand acche lagte hai. Ab main tujhe apni didi ki komal unchudi gand marne dunga, to badle me bhi kisi ki gand dilwayega kya tu??????????”
“haan bhai bilkul!!!! Tu jisko bolega uska try lunga!!!!!!!!”
“Mujhe teri maa ki gand acchi lagti hai yar. Jab teri maa bazaar jati hai to unki matakti chuttar kya kahar dhate hai, teri maa bhi kam nahi hai, jaan bujh kar gand matka matka kar chalti hai. Aur mujhe dekh kar to kuch jyada hi matkane lagti hai.”
Maine kabhi apni maa ki gand ko itni dhyan se nahi dekha tha, jaise main Bipin ki didi Pooja ki gand marna chahta tha, waise hi Bipin meri maa ki gand ke piche pada tha. Lekin sawal ye tha ki naa Bipin ne Pooja didi ko pataya tha na maine Meri maa ko. Fir kaise????????????????????????????????

Bipin ne apni didi Pooja ki gand mujhse marwane ka waada kiya tha. Dono wapas apne apne ghar laut jate hai. Bipin apne ghar me ghusta hai aur andar jate hi mahsus karta hai ki Pooja kuch gusse me hai. Wo kuch bolna chahti thi par, bol nahi rahi thi. Bipin ne pooja didi se pucha ki –
“Kya baat hai didi aj badi gusse me ho??”
“Kuch nahi bas aise hi, main baad me bolungi. Pahle tu mere kamre me to chal.”

Jab bipin didi ke kamre me jata hai to didi kamre ka darwaja band kar deti hai. Bipin dar jata hai ki ab didi kya bolegi? Kahi didi ko ye to nahi laga raha hai ki bathroom me main jhank raha tha, agar didi me sidha ye sawal kar diya to main to saaf saaf mana kar dunga. Lekin mana karne se baat aage kaise badhegi. Aur, agar Pooja didi ki gand Saurav ko naa di, to Saurav ki maa ki gand bhi marne nahi milegi. Sabse pahle didi ko taiyar karna hoga, chahe jo bhi karna pade.
Didi – “Kya soch rahe ho, bhai??”
Bipin – “Kuch khas nahi bas aise hi… Exam ka tension hai. Ab acche se taiyari karni hogi.”

Didi – “Kaun si book se taiyari karoge. Text book se ya iss book se.”
Bipin sar utha kar dekhta hai, Pooja didi ke hath me mastram ki kitaab thi. Wo chaunk jata hai ki didi ko ye kaha se mil gayi. Fir use yaad aata hai ki subah muth marne ke bad wo kitab takiye ki niche rakha kar bhool gaya tha. Sayad Pooja didi ko ye wahi se mili hogi. Dar ke mare Bipin ki ye sthiti thi mano kaato to khoon nahi. Bipin ka chehra daar se safed pad gaya tha ki ab kya hoga????????????????

Didi – “Bolo, bol kyu nahi rahe ho?? Mujhe sab pata hai ki tum kya kya karte ho??”
Bipin ye sochne laga ki kahi didi ne use muth marte hue dekh to nahi liya hai. Lekin wo nazre jhukaye khada rahta hai. Pooja didi dhire dhire Bipin ki aur badhti hai. Bipin dar jata hai. Pas aakar wo mastram ki kittaab bipin ke hath me de deti hai, aur bolti hai –
Didi-“Ek hi rakhi hai, ya aur bhi rakhi hai chippa kar, ye to maine puri padh li 2 ghante me. Mast story hai bhai bahan ke pyar ki.”
Bipin ko ab bhi yakin nahi ho raha tha ki Pooja didi gussa nahi hai. Wo chupchap apna sar jhukaye khada tha.

Didi-“Ye story padh kar mere tan badan me aag lag rahi hai. 2 bar bathroom jakar boor par pani bhi daala. Par aaj bhatti kuch jyada hi garam ho gayi hai. Upar se kal Pinki ne bhi dher sari story sunai thi, uski aur uski bhaiya ki sex ki. Wo to bol hi rahi thi ki main bhi apne bhaiya se chudwa loon. Lekin bhaiya se bolne ki himmat mujhme nahi. aur bhaiya ko bol kar bhi fayda nahi hai, bhaiya to din raat bhabhi ki boor chodte rahte hai, aur jab bhabhi boor na de, to gand fadte hai unki.”

Pooja didi garam hokar anap sanap bake ja rahi thi. Wo puri tarah se garam ho gayi thi. Ab bhi bipin isi soch me tha ki itni kadak dikhne wali Pooja didi aj itni naram kaise padh gayi hai. Kahi ye uska natak to nahi hai, sab kuch pata karne ke liye. Pooja ke muh se aise gandi gandi sabd dun kar Bipin ka land bhi aakar lene laga. use pata bhi nahi chala ki kab land tan kar 6” lamba aur 3” mota ho gaya hai. Uska land chaddi faad kar bahar aane ko vyakul tha, lekin apne sthiti se parichit Bipin chupchap hath piche kiye khada tha.

Hi mai Bipin! Mai ab apni didi ki harkato se purntaya vichlit ho chuka tha. Mere man me bhi iccha jagne lagi ki Pooja didi ki kaam-vasna ko shant kar diya jaye. Aur, didi ki jaldi bhatti par kuch kabab sheke jaye. Yahi haal didi ka bhi tha. Wo jald se jald mere land apne boor me dalwane to machal rahi thi. Bhai bahan ki ki story padh kar wo to pahle se hi garam ho chuki thi. Bas unhe leta kar dalna hi tha.

Pooja Didi mere paas aakar me chhati par hath rakhti hai aur dhire dhire aapna hath niche sarkana suru karti hai. Pooja Didi ki nazre meri pant par bane tambu ki taraf hi gadi hui thi. Aur, mere badan par hath ghuma ghuma kar khelna suru kar di. Didi ka hath mere saris par padhte hi mujhe current sa laga. Ye koi maamuli touch nahi tha. Mai roz Pooja Didi se kisi na kisi baat par touch to ho hi jata tha. par, roz vasna mere andar hoti thi, Didi ki taraf se nahi. Aaj baat kuch aur thi. Aaj aag dono taraf barabar lagi hui thi. Didi ne apna left hand mere pant par bane tambu ke upar rakh diya aur right hand mere pith par chalane lagi. Main bhi apne aape se bahar ho raha tha. Aise bhi sham ko Didi ko aadhe ghante tak nange dekha tha aur uske baad muth bhi nahi maari thi.

To, mere land bhi aaga ugalne ko bechain hi tha. Bas, jarurat thi usse thode se madad ki. Jo madad main aaj khud use dene wala nahi tha, aaj wala madad meri Pooja Didi dene wali thi mere land ko. Mera land khushi ke maare pagalo ki tarah ucchal raha tha. Pooja didi dhire dhire mujhse sat ti ja rahi thi. Mere badan par unka dabav badhta ja raha tha. Ab pooja didi mere badan se poori tarah lipat chuki thi. Unki choochhiyan mere chhati se ragad kha rahe the. Wo mere badan se aise ragad kha rahi thi ki mano koi bakri deewar par ragad kar khujli miltati hai. Didi bhi apni boor ki garmi mitane ke liye mere sarir ko deewar samjh kar ragad kha rahi thi. Aur Pooja didi ki en harkato se mere badan ka taap bhi badhte ja raha tha. Bas main suruat khud se nahi karna chahta tha.

Dimag me hazaro tarah ke sawal chal rhe the ki –
Kya sach me mujhe apni Pooja Didi ko chodna chahiye? Kahi ye baat maa ko pata chal gayi to? Kahi Pooja didi ne kisi se bol diya to? Kisi se bole na bole Pinki ko to bata ki degi, kyuki Pinki bhi didi se apni chudai ki kahaniya batati hai. Aur Pinki to badboli hai, kahi bhi kuch bhi bolti rahti hai. Usne charo taraf dhindhora pit diya to? Main aur didi kahi muh dikhane layak nahi rahenge.

Fir maine Pooja se kaha “Didi, hato na mujhe kuch kuch ho raha hai”
Pooja Didi-“Main nahi hatne wali, tune jo aag lagayi hai, use bujhani to padegi na”
“Par Didi main aapka saga bhai hoon, aap mere sath aisa nahi kar sakti hai”
“Kyu nahi kar sakti, Kya burai hai isme!!!!!!!! Main jawaan ho gayi ho, meri chut aur gand itni chudas hai ki kisi ka bhi land khada kar de. Main bhi chudne ko mari ja rahi thi. Par darti thi ki kahi kisi bahar wale se chudau, aur badnami ho gayi to? Ab to apne ghar me hi mujhe mera chodu mil gaya hai. Main tumhe chhodne wali nahi. Pinki to bolti thi ki bade bhaiya mujhe acche se chodenge. Bhabhi ne bataya bhi tha ki bhaiya ka lauda bahut lamba aur mota hai. Fir maine socha ki bhaiya se chudne se pahle apni chut aur gand ki seal kisi se to khulwani hogi, nahi to bhaiya ka itna musal land main pahli baar me sah nahi paungi.

Meri nazar to pahle se hi tum par thi. Fir ek din maine tunhe mut te hue dekha, tera land pura tanka hua tha, tujhe bahut jor ki mut lagi hogi. Tab maine pakka kar liya tha ki main tujhse chudungi sabse pahle. Ye baat maine Pinki se bhi nahi batayi hai. Kya chahta hai tu? Ki main apni boor ki aag thandi karne ke liye bahar jau. Mohalle ki sare ladke mujhe chodna chahte hai, bas ek ishara dene ki der hai, koi bhi land uthaye aa jayega meri boor lene. Lekin mai nahi chahti ki mere pariwar ki badnami ho bahar. Ghar me do jawaan bhai hote hue mai bhar kyu chudne jau. Aur agar jarurat padi to Papa se chudwaungi, lekin kisi bahar wale ko apni boor aur gand nahi bhodne dungi.”

Pooja didi kisi bhi tarah mujhe chodne ke liye mana rahi thi. Main man hi man sochne laga ki, main soch rha the ki mujhe didi ko manana padega. Yaha to khud didi hi tangein failane ko taiyar hai mere land maharaj ke liye. Itna sundar mauka mujhe nahi khona chahiye. Ab mujhe bhi Didi ka saath dena chahiye nhi to Didi kahi jhad gayi to fir naa Didi ki boor milegi na Saurav ki maa ki gand. Maine socha Saurav ko bata doon ki didi mujhse chudne ko taiyar ho gayi hai.
“Pooja Di, mai do minute me aata hoon. Tum gussa mat hona, bahut jaruri call karna hai”
“Kyu GCPD kar rahe ho bhai”
“Ye GCPD kya hota hai”
“Itna bhi nahi samjhte mere chote bhai raja. Jaise tum log ‘KLPD – khade land par dhoka’ bolte ho, waise hum ladkiyan ‘GCPD – Garam Chut par Dhoka’ bolte hai. Aise garam chut par dhoka dene wale bahut kam hote hai, agar aisi garam chut kisi ko mil jaye to wo bina chode to nahi chhodega.”
“ha ha hah ah!!!! Sahi bola didi, aapki jaise garam maal kisi ke paas boor faila ke chudne aaye to koi landu hi hoga jo na chode.”
“Are landu to tera nickname hai na, tu kyu sach me landu ban raha hai, chod na jaldi se apni Pooja didi ki boor.”

“Didi main bas Saurav ko bata kar aaya ki aap mujhe marwane ko ready ho.”
“Kyu????????? Use kyu bata raha hai, kahi wo bhi mangne laga to, main kisi aur ko nahi dungi. Mat bata kisi ko. Kisi ko bhi nahi. Main bhi Pinki se nahi kahungi. Waada kar ki kisi ko nahi batayega.”
“Nahi Pooja Di, main waada nahi kar sakta, Lekin main ye waada karta hoon ki aapka pura khayal rakhunga. Apki boor aur gand dono ki garmi ko shant karunga rozana. Jitni baar aap chudna chahe utni baar chodunga apki boor aur gand.”
“Thik hai par koi gadbad mat karna, aur jaldi nipta ke aa. Main chudne ko mari ja rahi hoon aur tu waha dosti batiya raha hai. Mujhe chodne ke baad use call kar lena, kaun sa wo bhaga ja raha hai.”

Maine Saurav ko phone lagaya . “Hello be! kya kar raha hai”
“Kuch nahi be! Bas ab Pooja Didi ki boor ka udghatan karne ja raha hoon.”
“Man gayi kya wo. To landu ja na pahle Didi ki kaamagni ko shant kar, mere se gand mara lena baad me. Ja jaldi”
“Bye, yar, aata hoon nipta ke”
“Ja yar! Aram se pura time le ke chod apni Pooja Didi ki boor. Sun khabardar jo Didi ki gand ki seal kholi, us ka waada tune mujhse kiya hai.”
“Yaar didi to Boor aur Gand dono marwane ko taiyar hai mujhse, lekin bolti hai kisi aur ko nahi degi.”
“Abe chhod wo sab baat, jaldi se apna dhakkan khol pahle, fir baad ki baad me dekhte hai.”
“Bye” “Bye”

Main Saurav se baat karke Didi ke kamre ki taraf dauda. Andar gaya to dekha didi bistar par leti thi. Aur apni bra utar chuki thi. Pooja Didi apne dono hatho se dono choochhiyon ko masal rahi thi.

Main jaldi se bistar par chad gaya aur didi ke pet par hath rakh diya. Didi ne aankhe kholi. Didi ki aankhe mano izazat de rahi thi ki main unke kaumarya ka bhedan kar doon. Ya sayad ye puch rahi thi ki aur kitna der karoge apni didi ki seal todne me.
“Didi, Tum to bahut garam ho chuki ho. Jaldi se jaldi tumhari aaga bujhani hogi. Main bhi aab taiyar hoon apki boor ka bhosda banane ke liye.”

Didi apna left hand apni boor par le jaati hai, Aur panty ke right side khiska kar mujhe apni boor ke darshan karwati hai.

Boor puri tarah gili ho chuki thi, mano bas ab mera land mang rahi ho. Pooja didi ne right hand mere land par rakh diya to mutthi me jakad liya. Ab dono control se bahar ho chuke the. Kyuki ye pahle chudai thi dono bhai bahan ke liye. Isliye kuch pata nahi tha ki kaise jyada maza liya jaye. bas dono apni apni paani nikalna chahte the jaldi se jaldi.

Didi ke boor dekhte hi main pagal ho gaya, aur jhuk kar didi ki chut ko hatheli me lekar dabane laga, Didi chudasi to hi thi, siskiya lete hue mere pratham sparsh ka swagat kiya Pooja Didi ne, Didi ki boor se jharne ki jaisa pani bah raha tha, mano Didi ki boor jaldi land na milne ke karan aansu baha rahi ho. Maine aur jyada der karna uchit na samjha aur, didi ke upar let gaya, mere dono hatho me didi ki 32” ki sakht choochhiya mere hatho me sama gayi, main unhe dhire dhire maza le le kar masalne laga, didi ki choochhiya doodhiya gori thi, aur up par brown ka nipple tanak ke khada ho gaya tha, jo is or ishara kar raha tha ki didi ko bhi maza aa raha tha. Maine didi ki nipple ko unglion ke bich pakad kar chutki mari, didi sisiya uthi.
Pooja-“aaaah! dhire kar bhai, dard hota hai”
Bipin-“dard ke baad maza bhi aayega didi, jab main apna 6” bullet tere garage me dalunga.”
Pooja-“Daalo na ab, main to kab se dalwane ke liye tange failaye hoon. Tum hi ko apne dost se baat karne ki padi thi. Ab jaldi bhi karo bhai. Aur kitna tadpaoge.”
Main ‘bipin’ utha aur bhabhi ki wardrobe kholi. Bhabhi ke drawer me ek white color ki bodylength pantyhose thi. Jo bhaiya bhabhi ke liye laye the. Maine bhabhi ko wo pahan kar chudte hue dekha tha. Tabhi se mere man me Incest ka kida ghar kar gaya tha. Bhabhi mujhse chudegi ya nahi kise pata, maine socha Pooja Didi ko hi ye pantyhose pahna kar chodta hoon. Bhabhi ki imagination bhi aati rahegi dimag me, aur pooja didi bhi khush ho jayegi.
Me-“Didi, meri ek baat manogi???????”
Didi-“Kya bhai. Kya baat manwa rahe ho. Apni kori unchhuyi boor pasar to di hai tere liye, aur kya mang rahe ho. Gand bhi marwaungi tumse agar tum bolo to. Lekin pahle mere boor ki khujli to mita do jaldi se.”
Me-“Didi aram se chodunga tumko to, samay bhi bahut hai, aur tum to meri pyari didi ho, aur aj pahli baar chudne ja rahi ho, to pura anand lena chahta hoon tere jism ka. Taki tumhe bhi ye aaj ka din hamesa yaad rahe.”
Didi-“Bolo kya mang rahe ho tum mujhse. Main to puri ki puri tumhari hi hoon. Ab aur der na karo, mere boor se aag nikal rahe hai.. tera tand bhi to tanka hua hai ghante bhar se. Jaldi se apne didi ki boor ko apne land ka swad chakha do.”
Didi puri tarah se khul chuki thi. Ab wo maza lene ke liye kuch bhi karne ko taiyar thi. Apni jange khol ke boor par hath ragad rahi thi didi. Ab didi puri tarah se pgal hui ja rahi thi. maine bhabhi ke drawer se pantyhose nikala aur didi ke pas jakar bola ki Didi main chahta hoon ki tum ye pahan kar chudwao mujhse.
Didi annkhe kholti hai aur –“Are ye to bhabhi ki favorite inner hai, bhaiya unhe roz yahi pahna kar chodte hai, rrat ko bhabhi bas yahi pahan kar soti hai.”
Me-“Didi maine bhabhi ko ye pantyhose pahan kar chudwate hue dekha tha bhaiya se, uss din se wo chhavi mere man mastisq me ghum rahi hai. Bhabhi to mujhse chudegi nahi, didi apko hi ye pahna kar chodunga.”
Didi-“Aj main tujhse pahli baar chudwa rahi hoon aur tu mere badle bhabhi ki kalapana karna chahta hai.”
Me-“Nahi didi, main chahta hoon ki aap ko bhi ye ahsas ho ki bade bhaiya ka land apko chod raha hai. Aur mujhe bhi khushi milegi.”
Didi puri tarah se lnagte ho chuki thi. Kapde ke naam par bas wo pardarsi panty hi thi unke jism par. Didi ne apna kamar uthaya aur apni panty bhi nikaal di. Ab didi puri tarah se langti ho chuki thi. Bahthroom me to didi ka aadha badan hi dekha tha, ab pura badan mere samne tha. Pahle itna mast didi kabhi na lagi thi. Sayad unke acche lagne ka ek karan ye bhi tha ki mujhe pata tha ki meri Pooja didi ki kunwari boor ab kuch chhano ke baad mere hathiyar se fategi.
Didi uthi aur pantyhose pahanne lagi. Didi ab bhabhi ke roop me chudne ko taiyar thi. Pooja didi ki photo pantyhose me.

Maine didi ko uthaya aur bistar par lita diya, main bhi ab der nahi karna chahta tha, jo hona hai ho jaye. Main didi ke tango ke bich baith gaya aur didi ki boor par apne hoth rakh diye. Main didi ki boor chatne laga. Didi ki boor to pahle se hi paniyai hui thi. Mere jibh ke sparsh se mano jal strot hi fut pada ho. Ab didi jaldi se boor me land lena chahti thi. Mere land se bhi precum bah raha tha, jo mere land ko chipchipa bana chuka tha. Ab bas der thi to didi ki boor me jhande gadne ki.
Didi ke boor se ek ajib bhini bhini khusboo aa rahi thi. Kuch logo ko ye gandh durgandh lagti hogi, par Vasna me pagal matwale haathi ko ye sundangh aur bhi madmast kar dene wala hota hai. Mera land gusse se aakash ki orr dekh raha tha, mano mujhse ye vinti kar raha ho ki mujhe didi ki boor me jaldi se daal do. Didi bhi apne boor ka bhosda ban ne ka intezar kar rahi thi. Apni Pooja didi se milan ki iss madhur gadhi me apne land dev ko sambhalna koi aasan kam nahi hota, jara sa utawlapan dikhaya aur kamras fut pada. Aur, kamras bahne ke baad to apsaraye bhi kinaar si pratit hoti hai. Maine apne mastram guru se chudai ke jo sare gyaan batori the, aj un saari shaktiyo ka sahi upyog karne ka samay tha. Man me uth rahe sari kamukta ko didi ki gufagrih ki andar chhodna tha. Sari uljhano ka nivaran bas ek hi tha ki main didi ki jalti boor me apni fanfate land ko pel doon.
Didi ki sarir ka taap main apne hatheliyo par mahsus kar raha tha. Meri jibh didi ki baahri bhagosth ko chubhla rahe the, jo didi ko khule aasman me udne ko majboor kar rahe the. Didi ne ab apne saree hathiyar daal diye the, maine apne pratham astra se hi didi par vijay pa li thi. Didi ne mere sar par hath rakha aur apne boor par daba diya. Jaise mere sar ko apne boor me ghusa lina chahti ho. Boor ki gulabi pankhudiyo ko main apne hotho ke bich rakha kar kaat raha tha, aur jibh ko didi ki boor me ghusane me prayatnasil tha. Jo mere Pooja Didi ko kafi sukhdayi lag raha tha. Unki chehre par ajib si muskan thi, jo ab kuch channo me dard ki lakiro me badalne hi wali thi. Main apne jibh se didi ke boor ke phool ko mahsus rha tha. Meri jibh didi ke kaumarya tak pahuch chuki thi. Ek chhota sa ched tha, jo main apne jibh ke nok par mahsus karne laga, ji ko aaya ki didi ki boor jibh se hi faad doon. Par ye karya mere land ka tha, main apne land ko didi ke kaumarya ke khoon se vanchit nahi karna chahta tha. Isliye maan ki sari icchao ko dabate hue maine apne land ko jyada prathmikta di. Didi ne jor se mere sar ko apne boor ka dabaya ko kamar ko hawa me uchhalne lagi. Sayad, didi ne paani chhoda tha. Didi ne jor ke 5-6 jhatke mere muh par diye aur dhab se bad par gir padi. Didi ek round khel chuki thi.

Main uth kar baith gaya. Maine didi ke chehre ki aur dekho. Pooja didi santust thi. Didi ke chehre par muskan aur sharm ka mila jula sa asar tha. Maine apna hath didi ke jangho par rakha aur sahlata hua dhire se gand ke niche ghusa diya. Jhadne ke baad didi ne apne badan ko dhila chhod diya tha, jis se didi ki gand aur bhi gulgul ho gayi thi. Main didi ki chuttar baye chuttar par hath firane laga. Didi sharma gayi aur ulti ho gayi bistar par. Main bhi chodne ko vyakul tha, par abhi didi ko fir se garam hone me kuch minute to lagte hi.

Didi ko sikhudta dekh mera land bhi so gaya, lekin main iss baat se khush tha ki maine matra chat kar didi ka raas nikal diya tha. Jis tarah pyar ek tarfa nahi hota hai chudai bhi ek tarfa nahi hota hai. Chudai aur balatkaar me yahi fark hai sayad. Main didi ka balatkar nahi karna chahta tha, main chahta tha ki didi bhi ucchal uchhal ke mere lauda le apni boor me. Didi chudwane ko taiyar bhi thi, lekin abhi turant jhad kar jhurmura gayi thi, maujhe fir se didi ko garam kar na hoga.
Maine aage badha ko didi ke dono kharbujo ke dono haatho me bhar liya, didi chaunki, sayad abhi is hamle ke liye taiyar na thi. Maine sthiti to samjhte hue dhire dhire hath derna suru kiya didi ki gando par. Makhamali ehsas tha wo, kafi der se hamne ek dusre se koi baat na ki thi, bas ek dusre se maza le rahe the chupchap.
Me-“Didi, pata hai, teri gand bahut pyari hai. Man karta hai teri boor se pahle gand hi faad du.”
Didi-“Nahi, pahle main tere land ko apne boor me lungi. Fir jab dil kare le lena meri gand. Lekin Pinki bata rahi thi ki uske bhaiya ne jab pahli baar uski gand mari thi to wo 4 din tak chal nahi pa rahi thi. Kahi mere sath bhi aisa to nahi hga. Stories me to aisa koi zikr nahi hota hai, na hi filmo me.”
Me-“Stories aur Filmo me original to hota hai nahi, aur ho sakta hai Pinki ke bhaiya ka land kuch jyada hi mota ho. Kabhi Pinki ne bataya hai ki uske bhaiya ka kitna mota aur lamba hai.”
Didi-“Hmmm, batayi to thi, par mujhe viswas hi nahi hua, bol rahi thi ki uske bhaiya ka musal 9” lamba aur 5” mota hai. Tab maine socha ki fek rahi hai saali.”
Me-“Ho sakta hai, isliye wo unki laude ki diwani ho.”
Didi-“Are nahi, bol rahi thi ki uske bhaiya use rula rula kar chodte hai. Par wo bahar marwana nahi chahti kisi se, isliye ghar par hi chudti hai apne bhai se. Pata nahi kaise leti hogi 9” lamba land. Ek baar chudne ke baad mujhe boor bhi dikhayi thi. Uska boor ab boor nahi raha, pura bhosad ban chuka hai.”
Me-“Didi, tum daro mat, mera land utna lamba aur mota nahi hai, pahle tum mujhse chudwa lo, agar tumhe aur lambe mote laude ki jarurat hui to, Bhaiya ka le lena, aur nahi to Papa se chudwana. Aur tum bolo to main apne kisi dost se chudwaunga tumko.”
Didi-“Nahi baba, mujhe nahi chahiye mota land,mujhe to tera land dekh kar li dar lag raha hai ki itna bada main apne chote se boor me kaise lungi. Lekin, suruat to karni hi hai. Bhaiya aur Papa ka bhi tumse mota hi hoga, to tumse chudwa ke practice kar leti hoon. Fir bhaiya aur papa ka bhi lungi.”
Me-“Didi main tumko itna chodunga ki tere pass time ki nahi rahega kisi aur ka lauda lene ka. 24 ghanta tere boor ko gand me apna lauda daal kar rakhunga.”
Didi-“Bhai tere pas to 1 hi land hai, aur mere pas 3-3 ched hai, main ek baar me 3 land le sakti hoon. Abhi to sikhna suru hi kiya hai, dhire dhire main puri randi ban jaungi, fir sabko ek sath maza dungi.”
Didi ki baate saaf zahir kar rahi thi ki didi ab fir se garam hone lagi hai. Maine didi se bola didi ab chudai suru kare, tumhara to ek baar jhad gaya, ab mera bhi jhad ho na. Didi bistar par uth kar baith jati hai. Maine socha ki kyu na didi ko lauda chusaya jaye. Maine didi se land chusne ko kaha.

Me-“Didi lo na, mera land chus kar khada kar do, fir teri boor ka rasta kholenge.”
Didi-“Nahi bhai, main nahi chusungi, mujhe ajib sa lagta hai, dhire dhire sikhungi na bhai. Force mat karo, please bhai.”
Me-“Ok Pooja didi, koi baat nahi, par isko khada to karo.”
Didi ne mera land apne komal komal hatho me liya to haule haule hilane lagi, didi ka hath lagte hi mera land fanfana kar khada ho gaya.
Me-“Didi tere hatho me to jadoo hai, hath lagte hi tanak gaya mera land.”
Didi kuch nahi boli bas meri aankho me annkhe dale dhire dhire mere land ke khelti rahi. Maine bola “didi mere land par cream lagake chikna bana do, tab tumhe jyada paresani nahi hogi dalwane me.” Aur maine pas ke drawer se baby oil ka dibba nikal kar didi ko diya, Didi ne bottle ka dhakkan khola aur 5 ml tel apne hatho me lekar land par lagane lagi. Didi bade pyar se mere land me mallis kar rahi thi.Mera land ab boor chodne ko taiyar tha.
Maine didi se kaha –“Didi ab ready ho jao mera land lene ke liye boor me.”
Didi uth kar apna pantyhose kholni lagi. Par maine rok liya. Main didi ko us white pantyhose me hi chodna chata tha. Fir maine didi ko bistar par patak diya aur jaldi se didi ke tango ke bich aa gaya. Maine jara bhi samay na gawate hue didi ki tango ko apne kandho par utha liya. Aur apna land didi ke boor ke muh par rakh diya. Didi sisak uthi. Maine Didi ke jango ko jor se pakda aur ek halka ka dhakka mara. Mera land didi ke boor me ghusna suru hua. Didi thoda sa uchhli. lekin maine didi ko jor se pakad rakha tha, syad wo hil dul bhi na ppayi. Fir maine kamar piche ki aur ek jor ka dhakka mara. Mera land didi ki boor ko chirta hua nadar ghus gaya. Mere land ka supada didi ke boor me puri tarah fit ho chuka tha. Didi dard se chatpatane lagi. Upar utha kar boor se land nikalne ka prayas karne lagi. Maine didi ko jor se pakda aur ek jor shot mar diya. Mera land 3” didi ke boor me ghus chuka tha. Didi ki aankho me aansu aa gaye the.

Didi-“Aaaah bahanchod dhire kar, dard ho raha hai.”
Main didi ka khyal rakhte hue 2 minute ruk gaya. Didi se chochhiyon ko hath me liye aur slowly dabane laga, didi siii siii kar uthi. Fir maine apna kamar thoda piche khicha. Didi ko laga ki main fir se ek jordar dhakka marne wala hoon.
Didi-“Aram se, dhire me marna, bahut dard ho raha hai.”
Didi ki jhilli fat chuki thi. Boor se halka halka khoon bahar aa raha tha. Maine land bhar nikal liya aur didi ko apne land par laga khoon dikhaya.
Didi –“Pahli bar hota hai, mujhe pata hai, jyda khoon nikal raha hai kya dekh to.’
Me -“Nahi bas thoda sa land par lga hai aur kuch bahar aaya hai.”
Didi –“Tu dar mat, land kyu nikal liya, ja jaldi se daal. Nahi to fir se dard hoga.”
main fir se didi ki boor me land dalne ki kosis karne laga. Main dhire dhire dhakke par dhakke lagata raha. Didi bhi niche se kamar ucchhala suru kar di thi. Maine dhire dhire raftar badhana suru kar diya tha. Didi kuch bol nahi rahi thi, lekin uske chehre se pata lag raha tha ki ab dard kam ho chuka hai aur didi ko bhi maza aa raha hai.
Me – “Didi , kaisa lag raha hai.”
Didi –“Bahanchod, bate mat kar, bas dhakke lagata ja, aur tezz chod apni didi ko, aaj tu bahanchod ban gaya hai, chhod mere bhai….”
Didi bhi jor jor se kamar ucchalne lagi aur bar bar mujhe dhakke lagane ko uksa rahi thi.
Didi-“Aur jor se chood bhai, chod de apni didi ka boor, faad de aaj apni didi ki chut, bana de bhosda apni Pooja didi ki chut ka.”
Didi josh me land fand bake ja rahi thi aur jor jor se kamar ucchal uchhal kar mera land dalwa rahi thi apne boor me. Main kamar piche karta aur land ko wapas khich kar supade tak bahar nikal leta aur ghap se zor ka shot marta marta. Har jhakte ke sath land pure jad tak didi ke boor me shama jata. Chudte hue didi bahut pyari lag rahi thi. aise hi maine 10 15 jordar dhakke lgaye, har dhakke ke sath didi ka por por hil jata. Puri tarah se mera wajan didi ke sarir par tha, main apne didi ke pure sarir ko jor jor se masalne laga. Dono hath maine didi ki gand par rakhi aur didi par audhe muh let laga, didi ki sakht choochiyan mere chatti par gad rahi thi, didi josh se bak bak kiye ja rahi thi, didi ko chup karne ka bas ek hi upay tha. Maine apne hoth didi ke hotho se mila diye. Abhi tak maine didi ke hoth nahi chuse the, didi ki hotho me jaise sahad si mithas thi, jo mujhe aur bhi madhosh karne laga. Maine didi ki jangho ko pakda aur failaya. Didi ne bhi apne pair uthaye aur mere kamar par daal kar mujhe bandh diya, ab main bina jhade didi ke upar se nahi hatt sakta tha. Main bhi ab jor jor se dhakke lagane laga. 10 minute tak aise hi chudai chalti rahi, pura kamara faaaaacccch facaaaccch chhhaaaaap chhaaaaap ki awaz se gunj raha tha. Didi gug gu kiye ja rahi thi, sayad kuch bolna chah rahi thi aur maine uske lips apne hotho se lock kar rakhe the. Maine jaise hi uske hotho chhode wo fir se bak bakana suru kar di.

Didi-“Aah ahahah mummy gayi , marr gayi aamaa…. bhai aur jor se chod apni didi ki gand, faad daal pura,…”
Me-“Didi gand nahi boor chod raha hu apka”
dono haaf rahe the, pura badan pasine se tar batar ho raha tha, mano do ghante se daud rahe ho,
Me –“Pura badan pasine se lathpath lathpath……. agnipath agnipath.”
Didi –“aah bahanchhod, apni didi ki boor chodte hue bhi filmi baate bhai. jaldi jhad de na apna paani mere boor me, main to 2 bar jhad chuki hu.”
Me –“Didi tum idhar udhar ki baatein mat karo, maza kharab mat karo,”
Didi ki boor paani se bhar chuki thi, aur didi do bar jhad bhi chuki thi, isliye thnadi si padi niche chudwa rahi thi, lekin mere land ka sagar bhi sthir tha, pata nahi itni chodupower mere andar kaha se aa gayi thi. 2 minute muth marte hi land jhad jata hai, lekin abhi 20 minute se jordaar chudai chal rahi hai fir se paani nahi nikli hai.
Didi –“Bhai mera paani jhad chuka hai, agar tu chahe to mere pichwade me land daal sakta hai.”
Me –“Didi ek hi din boor aur gand dono chudwa logi, gajab randi jaisa kar rahi ho.”
Didi – “Ha mere raja bhaiya, main hu randi, randi ban ne ke liye hi to tujhse chud rahi ho, randi bana ke chod apni didi ko.”
Me – “Kya randi, land chusne ko diya to mana kar di, bhar walo se chudne ko taiyar nahi to randi kaise banogi didi?????”
Didi – “Main randi banungi, tu jaisa bolega waisa hi karungi.”
Main didi ki boor se land bahar khich liya, aur khada ho gaya bistar ke kinare.
Me-“Didi, mujhe tumko pichhe se chodna hai doggy pose me.”
Didi – “hai mere bhaiya raja pahle hi din apni didi ko har pose me chodna chahta hai, to chod na bhai jaise chodna hai waise choodo maine kab roka hai, ab to main tumhari randi hu, randi bana ke chodo apni didi ki gand.”
Didi turant uth ke bisper par doggy pose me jhuk gayi. Aur apni gand hila hila kar mujhe nimantran dene lagi.
Didi – “Boor me daaloge ya gand maroge bhai??????”
Me – “Nahi, boor hi chodunga , thoda gand to uthao.”
Didi apni gand ko aur hawa me utha deti hai, Didi ki gand mast lag rahi thi piche se, bas pantyhose se boor hi bahar tha, jo ki thoda sa fata hua tha boor ke pas, sayad bhaiya ne bhabhi ko chodte waqt wo faad di hogi. Didi ki gand 34 ki thi, lekin chudwane ke baad 36 ki lag rahi hai. Didi ki 28” ki patli surahidar kamar ke karan piche se sirf didi ki gand hi dikh rahi thi.

Main aage badha aur didi ke pichhe aa gaya, Didi ki badi badi chuttro par hath ferte hue didi ki boor par land bhida diya. Didi ki gand ka ched fail sikud raha tha, jo iss baat ka ishara tha ki didi gand marwana chahti thi. Lekin maine Saurav ko pahle didi ki gand deni thi. Isliye main didi ki gand nahi mar raha tha, aur badle me Saurav ki maa ki gand jo milne wali thi, warna Didi ki pyari gand bhala kaun chhodta, maine didi ki kamar ko pakda aur dhire se dhakka lagya, land chalak kar side me chala gaya, maine didi ko apne gand dono haatho se failane ko kaha, didi ne dono haatho se apne chuttaro ko failaya, aur maine apne land ko didi ki chut ke muhane par rakha, aur didi ki kamar ko jor se pakadte hue ek jor ka jhatka diya, mera supada didi ki boor me ghap ki awaz ke saath ghus gaya, didi age sarak gayi.
Me – “Kya hua, dard hua kya, ab to thoda khul chuka hai, ab pahli baar jaisa dard nahi hoga.”
Didi – “Nahi hua dard, par tu aram se nahi daal sakta, aise chod raha hai , jaise main koi randi hu.”
Me –“Tumne hi to kaha ki tum meri randi ho!!!!!! To rand ab kyu mana kar rahi hai”
Maine didi ki gand par dhire se ek chata lagaya. Didi ki gand lal ho gayi. Maine dhire dhire kamar chalana suru kiya, didi fir se puri tarah garam ho gayi thi. Maine bhi ghapa ghap didi ko chodna suru kar diya tha. Main ankhe band kiye soche ka rahe the ki main bhabhi ko chod raha hoon, bhaiya bhi bhabhi ko doggy pose me chod rahe the jab maine dekha tha. ye soch kar mujhe aur maza aane laga, maine chodne ki gati aur badha di, Pooja didi bhi apni gand aage pichhe karne lagi.
Didi – “Bipin, maza aa raha hai apni didi ko chodne me???”
Me – “ha didi, bahut pyari randi didi ho tum meri, ab main roz tumhe aise hi choda karunga”
Maine speed aur badha di, “Aaah didi mera muth nikalne wala hai, kaha daal du, tere gore gand par ya andar hi ddaal doon.”
Didi – “Bahar mat nikalna, andar hi daal de apna sara paani, bahar nikala to bhabhi ke is favorite pantyhose me muth lag jayega, aur bhabhi ko pata chal jayega.”
Me – “Didi, sach me tum ek bahut acchi randi banogi, main tumhe randi bana kar rahunga.”
Didi – “Ha bhai, tu kahe to kisi se chudne ko taiyar hu, bas tu mujhe aise hi thokte rahna.”
Main didi ke upar chad gaya, aur jor jor se kutte ke jaise didi ko chodne laga, har jhatke ke sath didi ki gori gori gand mere jangho par chat chat awaz karte jate the, maine didi ki latakti choochiyon ko pakda aur dabate hue picche se chodne laga. ye pose mera sabse pasandida pose tha, mere maan me bhabhi ki chudai ki chhavi ubharti gayi, to main santusti ki aur bhdhta gaya, didi ko bhi maza aa raha tha, ab didi fir se bakbak karne lagi.
Didi – “Aaah mere bahanchod bhaiya raja, chodo chodo………… faad dalo apni didi ki boor. Chatni bana do apni didi ke boor ka.”
Main bhi ab jhadne wala tha, maine didi ki kamar ko jor se pakda aur didi ki boor apne muth se bhar diya. Tabhi didi ki boor me bhi paani chod diya. Mere aur didi ka mila paani chipchipa sa bah kar bahar aa raha tha. Mere land sikudta gaya aur main didi se upar nidaal ho kar gir pada. Didi bhi paani chhod kar thak gayi thi. Main didi ke upar se hata aur didi ki boor ko tauliye se poch diya. Didi lete lete mere chhati par hath chala rahi thi. Main bhi didi ki pith par hath fer raha tha. Dono kaafi thak chuke the.
Didi 3 baar pani chhod kar puri tarah se santust thi, wo kuch bhi bolna nahi chah rahi thi, kyuki Didi ko pata tha ki, ab jab bhi khaali waqt milega wo apne chhote bhai se jee bhar kar chudwa sakti hai. Naa use bahar kisi aur ko khojne ki jarurat thi, naa kisi se land ke liye setting karne ki jarurat thi. Ab use permanent land mil chuka tha, jisse chud kar uske boor ka size bhi control me rahega. Bipin bhi aankhe band kiye apni didi ko sahlate hue leta hua tha. Dono bhai- bahan ek dusre ko sahlate hue nind ki aagosh me sma chale.
Tabhi achanak Bipin ka mobile ghanghana uthta hai, Bipin hadbada kar uth jata hai aur apne mobile ke screen ko dekhta hai, ye call hamare kahani ke lead hero Saurav ka tha. Bipin towel lapet kar balcony me aa jata hai. Didi uth kar bathroom me chali jati hai. Bipin aur Saurav phone par kuch khus phush khush phush batein karte hai. Wo kya baatein kar rahe the ye to baad me hi pata chalega…..

Ab yaha se kahani hamare real hero Saurav ki jubani chalegi. Readers ne Bipin aur Pooja didi ki chudai ko khub saraha . Uske liye sare readers ko dhanyawad. To kahani ab kya rukh legi. Aap logo ko to sab pata hai. Dekhte hai kya hota hai. To kahani chali aage ———->>>>>>>>>>>>
Bipin aur main ‘Saurav’ phone par baat karke sone ko chale gaye the. Raat ke 12 baj chuke the.. Pooja didi ki chudai me Bipin ko pata hi nahi chala ki kitna waqt par ho gaya tha, Pooja didi bathroom se fresh hokar abhar aayi aur bistar par let gayi. Shayad thak jane ke karan use nind aane lagi thi. Bipin bhi didi ke sath jakar so gaya. Agle din subah subah main “Saurav” Bipin ke ghar ki orr chal pada. Main khud ko rok nahi pa raha tha. Kyuki Bipin aur pooja didi ki chudai ki vistrit jaankari mujhe Bipin se prapt karna tha, aur Pooja didi ki gand kab milegi, ye bhi pata karna tha. To main lambe kadmo se Bipin ke ghar ki orr chal pada. Maine uske ghar ke niche pahuch kar awaz lagayi –“Bipin, Bipin.” Upar se kisi ne koi reply nahi diya. Landu to pooja didi ki god me ghus kar so raha tha. Bipin ki maa ne balcony me nikal kar kaha, abhi utha nahi hai. Late hoga abhi use, tum upar aa jao. Uthao usko, aj kal bahut der tak sota hai. Main jhat se upar chad gaya aur uske kamre ki taraf badha, main uske kamre me daakhil hua to waha koi tha hi nahi. Main samjh gaya ki dono bhai-bahan aj ek sath so rahe honge, main Landu ke room se Pooja didi ki room me jhanka. Dekha dono ek dusre se chipke sp rahe the. Ab to mujhe zyat ho chuka tha ki kal sach much me Landu ne Apni Pooja Didi ka seal bhang kar daala hai. Main bistar ke karib gaya aur Landu ke gand par ek laaat mara.
Me – “ Abe landu uth, didi bhi aardhnang kapdo me so rahi thi.”
Bipin – “Abe tu, itni subah subah kaise aa gaya be, sone de yaar thoda aur.”
Me – “Abe gadhe, kal raat ki saari story sun ni hai tujhse full detail me, phone par to bataya nahi. Aur phone par maza bhi nahi aata. To chal jald uth brush kar, nasta kar aur bata apni didi ki chudai ki puri kahani.”
Pooja kacche nind me hum dono ki sari baate sun rahi thi. Wo bhi samjh chuki thi ki Landu ne mujhe uski kile par Bipin ki suchna de di hai. Didi bhi uth kar baith jati hai.
Me – “Kya Pooja didi, kal to aapne bade sher mare hai. Aj bhigi billi kyu ban rahi ho. Mujhe sab pata hai.”
Pooja didi ne mujhe paas bulaya. Main didi ke nazdeek gaya aur bistar par baith gaya, aur dono baate karne lage.
Didi -“Landu, tu ja pahle brush kar le, potty karke fresh ho ja, fir saath me nasta karenge.” Didi mere orr dekhkar boli – “Kyu tune bhi to nasta nahi kiya hoga itni subah subah.”
Me – “Kya didi, aapki chudai ki baat sun kar saala sari raat nind nahi aayi,aur subah hote hi dauda chala aaya. Kaise laga aapko apne sage bhai ka land???”
Didi –“Batati hoon, sab batati hoon, pahle ye bata ki tune kal bathroom me mere kaun kaun se ang dekhe. Meri boor thik se nazar aayi thi ya bas bahri bhagosth par hi muth marr diye mere naam ki.”
Mujhe yakin ki nahi ho raha tha ki Bipin ki Hitler Didi itni pyar se mujhse bina dante, bina sarmaye, sexy sexy baate kar rahi thi. Pahle bhi main didi ko chheda karta tha, ppar wo hamesa tamtama kar jawab deti thi. Main iss baat par hairan tha ki didi ko kaise pata chala ki main bathroom em jhank raha tha.
Me – “Didi, pahle tum ye batao ki tumhe kaise pata ki bathroom me main jhank raha tha, aur apne ye baat landu se kahi hai ki nahi.”
Bipin – “Kya yar tum log hamesa mujhe Landu landu bolte rahte ho, Bipin bola karo, humkoaccha nahi lagta hai”
Didi –“Accha mere landu bhai”
Bipin -“Didi aap bhi suru ho agyi ab”
Didi – “Pahle to tere land ko koi bhaw nahi deta tha, islliye tu landu tha. Lekin, ab apni didi ki boor faad kar tu bahanchod landu ban gaya hai. Aur sun, mujhe pata hai ki kal bathroom me tu nahi, tera ye kamina dost jhak raha tha.”
Bipin – “Wo kaise pata chala tumko didi. Main to soch raha tha ki bach gaya ye.”
Didi – “Are baat ye hai ki jaise hi main bathroom se bahar aayi dekhne ke liye ki kaun hai, to mujhe Saurav ke perfume ki smell aayi, aur main samjh gayi.”
Me –“Kya didi, apko meri perfume ki smell bhi pata hai.”
Didi – “ladkiyon ki naak bahut tezz hoti hai darling, tu blue wali ‘Engage’ lagata hai na”
Me – “ha didi, aapki naak to sach me bahut powerful hai.”
Didi – “Sirf naak nahi, sab kuch powerful hai, biswas nahi hota to puchh lo apne dost se, kal raat powerful chudai ki kahani.”
Me – “Didi ap pahle bhi chudi hai kabhi ya kal pahli baar apne bhai ke land se chudi”
Didi –“Dekho land to hazaro mil jayenge bahar, bas der tange khol kar boor pasarne ki hai. Lekin agar pratham chudai chotte bhai se ho to baaat hi nirali hoti hai. Aise mujhe kisi bahar wale se chudwana hi nahi hai. Mere 2-2 bhai kafi hai uske liye, aur Papa bhi mere gand par nazar rakhte hai, ye mujhe aache se pata hai. Jarurat padne par bas papa ke land par hath chalane ke jarurat hai, mujhe bina chode wo nahi rah payenge.”
Me –“Apke Papa ki nazar aapke gand par hi hai appko kaise pata, ho sake apke papa aapki boor chodna chahte ho.”
Didi – “Are nahi, Papa ek number ke gand khor hai, sirf gand chodte hai maa ki, kabhi tune meri maa ki gand dekhi hai, maar maar ke kaise faila di hai papa ne. Ek raat jab maa aur papa chudai kar rahe to maine jhanka kar sara scene dekhe tha. Papa gand chod rahe the maa ki aur bol rahe the – “aaah pooja beti, lo apne gand me apne papa ka land. aj apni beti ka gand marne me bahut maza aa raha hai. Aah pooja lo lo lo lo lo lo. Aur, papa ne maa ki gand me hi apna sara maal chuaa diya.”
Aur, ye bol kar pooja didi jor jor se hasne lagi. Ab Pooja didi puri tarah se mujhse khul gayi thi. Lekin, wo mujhse chudna nahi chahti thi, ye baat to saaf pata chal raha tha, kyuki Bipin ne mujhse sari baat bata di thi. Isliye wo bhi ab koi parda nahi rakhna chahti thi, main bhi didi ke gand ka parda uthne ka intezar kar raha tha.
Me – “Didi, kal raat to apki boor ka bhosda ban gaya hoga, dikhao to kitni fati hai. Ab aap bhi kali se phool ban gayi hai. Ab aap kisi bhi bhawre ko apne phool par baitha sakti hai.”
Didi – “Jyada nahi fati hai, bad thoda sa meetha meetha dard ho raha hai. ha baat to sahi hai ki meri boor ab kahi bhi land ka intezam kar sakti hai, lekin main kisi aur se chudna nahi chahti. Ye kya baat hui ki main bahar kahi aur chudne jau aur mere gharwale hi mera maza na le paye. Unka khayal main to kaun rakhega. Aise bhi papa ke liye maa hai, jab dil karta hai, maa ko chod lete hai. Bhaiya ke liye bhabhi hai, aur bhabhi to kitni garam hai tumhe pata hi hai. Yaad hai na kaise tera land pakad li thi.”
Me –“Are ha didi, us din to lag raha tha ki kuch jyada ki garam ho gayi thi. Agar thik samay par bhaiya nahi aate to mera balatkar pakaka tha.”
Didi –“Sabke pas randi jaisi biwiya thi, lekin mera chhota bhai mujhe bathroom me dekh dekh kar sirf muth marta tha. Isliye maine socha ki suruat Bipin se hi karti hoon.”
Me – “Didi, jara apna bhosda to dikhao, kitna fata hai kal raat. Kitni suzi hui hai dekhna hoga.”
Didi – “Aur tange faila kar dekh lo na.”
Main didi ko bistar par lita kar didi ki tango ko failane laga. Boor ab bahar jhankne laga tha. Lekin, mujhe didi ki fate boor se nahi, unki sundar mansal lazeez gand se pyar tha. Didi ki tange faila kar maine didi ki boor ka haal dekha. Boor kuch jyada nahi fati thi, bas thodi se ful gayi thi, maine didi ki pankhudiyo par ungliya chalayi, Didi sisiya uthi.
Me – “Kya hua didi, dard ho raha hai kya.”
Didi – “Nahi jyada dard nahi hai, main to abhi bhi land le sakti hoon. Dard aur maza dono aa raha hai.”
Me – “Didi, apki boor ka buraa haal hai, Aj bas kijiye, abhi aur land mat khaiyega 2 din, aap bole to main aapke boor ki maalis kar du.”
Didi –“Haa, ye cream to yahi pada hai, kar de.”
Main didi ke hath se moisturizer ki bottle li, aur didi ki boor ko moisturize karne laga. Ab didi bhi khul kar mera sath de rahi thi. Dher sara cream apne hatheli par lekar maine didi ki boor par lagana suru kiya, boor land khakar puri sukh si gayi thi, sujan saaf pata chal raha tha, maalis se didi ki boor ko thandhak milne lagi. Main dhire dhire maalis karta raha. Tabhi Bipin hath me nasta ki thalli lekar room me andar aata hai.
Bipin – “Are tum to mere didi ke sewa me jutt gaye, karo beta sewa mewa bhi milega.”
Me – “Bahanchod chodega tu aur maalis karunga main.”
Bipin –“Abe gaali mat de yar, accha nahi lagta hai. Chal ab nasta kar le sab.”
Didi –“Kyu, kyu na bole tujhe bahanchod, meri teri bahan hu aur tune apni bahan ko ragad ragad kar choda hai saari rat. Tu to ab certified Bahanchod hai. Bahanchod ka certificate sirf bahan hi de sakti hai. main tujhe ye degree deti hu, Ab tu sirf Bipin bhi nahi, Bahanchod Bipin urf ‘Landu’ ke naam se famous hoga, aur didi haas padi.”
Boor ki maalis se didi garam hone lagi, boor se badhte tapmann ko main apne hatho par feel karne laga, didi ki aankho me lal lal dore tairne lage, main didi ki iccha samjh raha tha, fir maine Bipin se kaha ki tum kal raat ki kahani sunate ja aur nasta bhi karta ja, main aur didi thode der baad nasta karte hai. Bipin wahi chair par baith gaya aur nasta karte hue, kal raat biti chudaai ka varnan karta gaya. jise sun kar main me garam hota gaya, aur main didi ke boor ko pakad ab masalne laga. Didi garam ho gayi. Jab bipin ne bataya ki didi ne bhabhi ki inner pantyhose pahni thi to main bhi Pooja didi ko us roop me sochne laga. Main soch raha tha ki Pooja didi ka gora jism full length white pantyhose me kitna sundar lagega. Maine didi se kaha –“Didi, ap mujhe bhi wo dress pahan kar dikahye na, ap sach me bahut acchi lagengi usme. Main bhi apko us dress me dekhna chahta hoon. Didi uthi aur hum dono ke samne ki puri nangi ho gayi, aur wo white pantyhose almira se nikal kar pahanne lage. Utarte hue to maine dekha tha BFs me pahan te hue aj pahli bar dekh raha tha. Ye scene utarne ke scene se bhi accha tha. Didi se wo ehite inner pahna aur mere aur badhi. Didi mere nazdeek aakar palat gayi aur apna gand matkane lagi, didi ki matakti gand gand dekh kar mera land tan gaya, Land me khoon lava ki tarah bahne laga. Didi ki nazre mere tanak te land par gayi, didi ne muskurate hue apni nazre meri land aur mere chahre par upar niche ki, main didi ki iss harkat se aur bhi romanchit ho utha aur pant ke upar se hi apne land ko masalne laga.
Didi –“Kya baat hai bardast nahi ho raha hai.”
Bipin –“Tum aise randi jaisa nachogi gand hila hila kar to kisi ka bhi land khada ho jayega.”
Me –“Didi, ek baar mujhe bhi apna boor chaka do na. Apki boor bahut chikni hai, chodne ka man kar raha hai dekh dekh kar.”
Didi meri taraf aai aur mere pant ka zip khol diya, aur land ko mutthi me bhar kar bahar nikal diya, land to mera pahle se hi tanka hua tha, bas didi ke bhosde me dalna tha. Aise didi ke boor abhi bhosda nahi hui thi, lekin jald hi ho jayegi, kyuki ab Bipin aur main didi ko din raat chodne wale jo the. Didi ki gori gori chuttaro ko dekh kar main aur hosh kho raha tha. Didi palat kar mere land ko apne gand ke darar me rakh kar ragadne lagi. Main bister ke kinare baitha tha, aur didi mere god me baithi apni gand ke darar me mere land ke ghasse maar rahi thi. Maine Pooja didi ke fule fule pawroti jaise dono chuttaro ko hatho se pakda, aur slowly dabane laga, didi ki mulayam makhmali chuttar bahut thi naram thi, main jaise kisi rui (cotton) ke kisi gole ko daba raha tha, didi ki gand bilkul rui ke jaisi hi gori thi….
Maine didi ke balo ko pakad kar mutthi me bhara aur khichte hue didi ke pith ko sahlana suru kiya, dhire dhire main upar ki aur badh raha tha, filmo me dekha tha ki chudai upar se niche ki orr badhti hai, main niche se upar ki aur badh raha tha, didi ab bhi mere land par apni gand ragad rahi thi, aur ragad bhi itni joe ki thi ki jaise ghis ghis kar mere paani nikal degi. Maine apna daaya haath didi ki daayi chuchhi par rakh diya aur sahlane laga, didi ke nipples khade ho gaye the, maine didi ke chuchhi ke har bhag ko sahlana suru kiya, gol gol ghuma ghuma kar didi ki chucchiyon ko masalna suru kiya, didi ko bhi maza aane laga.
Didi –“Mast daba rahe ho Saurav, aise hi sahlate jao, dono hatho se dabao,”
Maine ab didi ke dono choochhiyon ko hatho me bhar liya tha, aur bade pyar se ragad raha tha, dono choochhiyan hath me aate hi didi ki masti doguni badh gayi. Unki siskariya badhti hi ja rahi thi….
Me – “Didi, maza aa raha hai na.”
Didi – “Shut up, bas aise hi dabate jao, bahut maza aa raha hai.”
Didi aankhe band kiye alag hi duniya me ud rahi thi, aur Pooja Didi ka bhai Bipin achambhit mudra me ye pose dekh raha tha. Didi puri tarah se bhool chuki thi ki unka saga bhai bagal me baithe ye sab dekh raha hai. Wo to vasna me unmmat hokar is khel ka bharpur anand le rahi thi. Jab didi ke kamagni ne ek jor ka ufaan liya to, didi ke apne haath mere ghutno par rakhte hue apne gand ko uthaya, aur mere land me upar apni boor me muh ko set kar diya. Pas baithe Bipin ko ye samjhte der na laga ki hame kisi paanchwe haath ki jarurat thi, kyuki mere dono hath didi ki choochhiya masalne ke vayast the, maine usne apne haath hatana chahta hi nahi tha, didi ke bhi dono haath balance banaye hue the, Bipin aage badha aur mere land ko pakad kar khada kar diya, didi ne mere land ke upar apne boor ka muh rakha aur hach hacha kar baith gayi, mera land 7”lamba aur 3.5” mota tha, lekin raat ko chudne ke baad didi ko aadat ho chuki thi, aur didi ki kamagni itni prajwalit ho chuki thi, is samay didi ko kisi dard ka ahsash na tha, wo to bas apne boor me rengti chitiyo ko masalna chahti thi, achanak is chot se mere land ka taanka bhi tut gaya, main dard se chilla utha, aaahh aaaaahhh.
Didi – “Dhire baitho didi, mujhe dard ho raha hai. Didi dar gayi ki kahe mere land me moch to nahi aa gayi.”
Didi uthi aur mere land ko hath me lekar dekha. Mere land ka taanka tut chuka tha, ab main bhi virgin na tha, didi ne mujhe thappad mara aur bola –“ ab tu bhi chud gaya Saurav”
Aur didi piche palat kar wapas usi pose me land par baith gayi, is bar didi ne 2-3 baar apna gand up down kiya aur mera 5”land andar le liya, Mera land Bipin ke land se mota hai, isliye bahut kasa hua andar sa raha tha.
Didi – “Kal bhai ne meri seal todi thi, aur maine uske dost ki seal khol di.”
Main ascharya se didi ki orr dekh rha tha ki itni kadak mizaz Pooja didi achanak ek chinal randi me kaise badal gayi. Didi mere land par ucchal ucchaal kar chudwane lagi aur Bipin hamare chudai ko dekh kar garam hota gaya ……

Bipin ne bhi apna land bahar nikal liya tha, wo apni didi ko chudte hue dekh kar muth marne laga. Bipin Pooja didi ke samne khada hota hai aakar, aur didi ko land chusne ka ishara karta hai, didi land chusne se mana kar deti hai. Aur Bipin ka land hath me lekar hilane lagti hai. Ab waqt aa gaya tha ki didi ko dono taraf se ek sath bajaya jaye.
Bipin – “Didi ab gand marwane ko taiyar ko kya, bolo to dono sath me chodte hai dono taraf se ek sath.”
Didi – “nahi yaar, bacchi ka jaan loge kya. Main do do land ek sath nahi le sakti.”
Me – “Gajab kar rahe ho yar, kal se chudna suru hi ki hai, aj double penetration lene bol rahe ho.”
Maine didi ko uthaya aur bistar par doggy pose me jhuka diya, aur piche se didi ki boor me land ghused diya, didi pahle se hi garam thi, ab dhakke lagane ka kaam mera tha, maine dhire dhire dhakke lagana suru kiya,

Fucking Pooja Didi in Doggy Pose

Didi – “Tez pelo ab, jaldi se gira do mere boor me, ab main bahut thak chuki hoon.”
Main ghapa ghap tez tezz kamar chalane laga, didi bhi gand hawa me uchhalne lagi, main didi ke boor me pele ja raha tha aur didi Bipin ka land hilaye ja rahi thi. 7 minute tak main aise hi pelte raha , fir maine aur Bipin ne position change kar li, ab Bipin pichhe se didi ki baja raha tha, aur didi mera land hila rahi thi. Maine didi ki gardan ko pakda aur apna land didi ki hoth par sata diya. Didi ne sar ghuma liya.
Didi – “Kya kar rahe ho!!! Bola na main land nahi chusungi. Jab main ready ho jaungi to chusungi khud-ba-khud.”
Me –“Didi, aur kitna ready hogi, already puri tarah pakki rand ban chuki ho, bas ek hafte baad tum manjhi hui randi ban jaogi. Land bhi chusna sikh hi lo ab.”
Didi –“Maine kaha na main nahi chusungi.”
Me –“Didi chusogi nahi to ek number ki randi kaise banogi. Apko randi banna hai ki nahi.”
Didi –“Ha ban na to hai, lekin uske liye chusna jaruri hai kya?”
Me – “Didi puri chinal randi ban ne ke liye apko bahut mehnat karni padegi, aise to ap hai hi randi. lekin apko baazarupan badhana hoga, kahi bhi kisi se bhi chudne ke liye apko taiyar hona hoga. Jaise jaise apki chudai hoti jayegi apka randipan badhta jayega. To chusiye aur khud ko randi savit kijiye.”
Main didi ne niche tange ghusa kar let jata hu, Bipin picche se didi ki boor thokta jata hai aur, didi mere land ko muh me lena suru karti hai.
Didi -“Bahut mota hai tumhara land Saurav, Muh me ghusta hi nahi hai. Kaise chusungi itna mota land. Khira bhi isse patla hota hai. Ye to lauki jaisa mota hai.”
Me –“Didi jab aapne boor me le liya hai to muh me bhi lena sikh lo, chalo apka muh kholo main dhire dhire daalta hoon”
Didi ne apna muh khola, aur main niche se kamar uchhalne laga, mera land didi ke muh me ghus gaya tha. Maine didi ke sar ko jor se pakda aur ghapa ghap 4-5 shot maar diye didi ke muh me. Mera land didi ke gardan tak pahuch gaya tha, didi gooo gogogo kar rahi thi, didi ko saans lene main takleef ho rahi thi, didi ne khud ko upar hatakar apne muh se mera land nikalna chaha, lekin maine jor se didi ka sar pakad rakha tha, didi ki mano saans hi atak gayi thi, maine jaldi se 2 aur shot mare aur aur apna land bahar nikal liya.
Didi mujhe chat chat marne lagi. Aur gaaliya dene lagi.
Didi –“bahanchod, itna jor se kyu pela mere muh me, pura kanth tak pahucha diya, thu thu, harami ab tera land kabhi muh me nahi lungi.”
Maine didi ke chehre par hath firate hue pyar kiya aur didi ko sambhalne ki kosis ki.
Me –“Didi ap hi bol rahi thi ki muh me ghus nahi raha hai to maine ek bar jor se thel kar rasta bana diya, ab ap aram se mera land pura kha sakti hai gardan tak. Didi, jaise boor aur gand ki chudai hoti hai waise muh ki bhi chudai hoti hai. Apne to dekha hi hoga filmo ki hero kaise randiyon ki muh me chodta hai dhana dhan.”
Didi – “are movie me to kuch bhi dikhate hai, to sach thode na hota hai.”
Me –“Didi par land to chusna originally me bhi hota hai, itna bhi false to nahi hi hota hai, Aap dridhnischay karke chusna to suru karo, ho sake suru me thoda namkeen lage, par aapko mere land ka namkeen swad jarur pasand aayega, aur fir aap mere land ko kabhi muh se nahi nikalogi.”
Didi –“Accha Saurav kosis kaarti hu, jab tum bol rahe ho to sikhna hi hoga, mujhe randi ke sare daav-pech tum logo se hi to sikhna hai. Kaun maar humko kahi bahar grahak khojne jana hai. Bas tum dono khush to main bhi tript.”
Me –“Didi tript bol kar aapne tripti bhabhi ki yaad dila di, kya gajab figure hai unki, ab to unka badan mere aankho ke samne nachne laga didi.”
Didi –“To socho tum ki tripti bhabhi ko hi chusa rahe hai, aur main puri shradhha se tumhare land ka swagat karti hoon apne mukh dwaar par.”
Saare pathakgan vichlit na ho, “Tripti bhabhi mere chachere bhai Rakesh bhaiya ki patni hai, Unka deedar bas tab hi hote hai, jab main apne gaaon jata hoon chuttiyo par pure pariwar ke sath, varna unke darshan matra ko bhi hriday lalchata rahta hai. Apitu unke kaamuk badan ke deedaar ek varsh me 1 ya 2 baar hi ho pata hai, parantu unke kaamdevi si gathilee badan ki chhavi mastisk patal par iss prakar ban chuki hai ki unki kalpana matra se Tripti bhabhi ki mukharbind ka aabash ho jata hai. Jab wo paani bharne ke liye jalstrot ko jaati hai to unki Matatki Gand ka drisya atyant chakshupriya hota hai. Apni aannkhe sekne ka ek bhi mauka main gava nahi sakta tab. Safalta ki bas yahi kunji hai ki aap nirantar apne mukaam ki aur agrasar rahe. Apki prayasrat hone par hi apke aur apke manjil ki doori kam hoti hai.
Ab didi ye nischit kar chuki thi ki wo mere land ko chusne ka yathashakti prayatn karegi. Iss vichar matra se mere land me rudhir ka bahav tezz ho gaya. Mere andkosh upar ki orr chadd gaye the. Mera jhurmur sa land ab kathorta ke charam par tha. Maine apna “lauh-danda” (iron-rod) didi ke hath me pakda diya, Didi ko mere land ka namkeen swad bahut pasand aaya tha isliye wo aankhe band karke mere land ko chat ne lagi. aur muh me daalne lagi.

Pooja Didi started Sucking My Iron-Rod

Me –“Didi wah didi, bas ab chusti jao, jaise lollipop chusti ho. mast chus rahi ho ap. aaaha ahahah aap to janamjaat randi hai didi. Randi wale sare gun aapme pahle se hai bas chingari ko hawa dene ki jarurat hai. Aah mast chusti ho ap didi. Aaah wow didi aise hi chusti jao. Aaah madarchod didi, mast randi didi . Meri pyari pyari randi didi.”
Didi ne apna muh se land nikala aur boli – “Bahanchod tu hai hi, lekin mere muh me apna muth mat gira dena, Pinki bata rahi thi ki uske bahiya ne jabardasti usko bandh ke chusaya tha ek bar aur muh band karke apna sara muth pilaa diya tha. Ye to balatkar hua na Saurav. Lekin mujhe pata hai ki tumlog mere se bahut pyar karte ho aur meri sath kabhi jor jabardasti nahi karoge. Ha kabhi kabhi tum shararati ho jate ho, jaise abhi mere muh me tumne apna land ghuseda.”
Me –“Didi to iss baat se ab tum naraj to nahi ho na.”
Didi –“Nahi yar, main to bas aasahaz mahsus kar rahi thi isliye gusse se do char baat bol di. Varna mujhe apne bhaiyo se koi paresani nahi hai, mere bhai jo ab mere pati bhi ban chuke hai.”
Didi ke chahre par khushi ki muskan thi. Maine apna land didi ke muh me fir se ghusa diya aur dhire dhire dhakka lagane laga, main didi ka muh chodna chahta tha. Maine dhire dhire raftar badhayi aur Didi ke muh me apna land dhakelne laga. Didi ke muh me land pelne me bahut maza aa raha tha, lekin aadha land hi muh me ghus raha tha. Maine didi ke BoyCut chhote chhote baal pakde aur unko mukhchodan ka sukh dene laga. Ab mera land didi ke kanth me pravesh kar chuka tha, maine didi ke muh ko boor samjh kar chodna suru kar diya. Didi ki ghuti ghuti se awaz bahar nikal rahi thi. Aur main chodne ki raftar badhata gaya. Udhar picche se Bipin bhi didi ki gand sahlate hue chhapa chhapa chod raha tha. Achanak mere man me ek gana gunj utha, aise iss gana ka matlab bahut accha hai par chudai ke iss mehfil me accha-bura kise yaad hai. Mere muh se khud-b-khud wo gana nikalne laga.
Me –“Chhap chhap Didi chude, OOOOO chhap chhap Pooja didi chude….
Gol gol chuttare teri, raat bhar kash ke chude….
OOOO Raat bhar didi chude…. OO chhap chhap didi chude.”
Didi aankhe utha kar mere muh ki orr dekhne lagi. Main niche didi ki aankho me aankhe daal kar didi ka mukh chodan kar raha tha. Didi ke nazaro ne mano aisa jadoo kiya ki main manjil par pahuch gaya, ab mera muth nikalne wala tha, main khud ko rok na paya aur didi me muh me hi jhad gaya. Maine didi ke saar ko jor se pakda aur didi ke muh me apna virya chod diya.

Cumming inside Pooja Didi’s Throat

Mera land didi ke kanth me fasa hua tha, isliye kuch muth sidha didi ke pet me chala gaya. Didi khasti hui ooo oooo karne lagi. Maine paas pada towel didi ke muh par rakh diya. Didi ne sara maal towel me thukna suru kar diya, lekin fir bhi kuch bunde didi ke pet me chali gayi thi. Muth ka namkeen swad didi ko kuch jyada pasand nahi aaya tha. Wo ajib sa muh banaye mere aur gusse se dekh rahi thi. Udhar Bipin ne bhi jor se didi ka kamar pakad kar didi ke boor me apna muth gira diya. Didi ki muh aur boor dono muth se bhar gayi thi. Ab baki thi to bas didi ka pichwade ki chudai. Jiska hona aj mumkin nahi log raha tha, kyuki mere land par didi ke dant se kat gaya tha halka sa, aur jagah jagah se chhil hi gaya tha didi ki tight boor chodne me, aur Bipin didi ki gand pahle maar nahi sakta tha, kyuki Pooja Didi ki gand ki pahli chudai ka haq mujhe tha, lekin Pooja didi abhi tak is baat se anjaan thi ki hamare bich kya deal hui hai.

Didi –“Ye kya kya tumne, mere muh me hi muth daal diya, mana kiya tha maine.”
Me –“Kyu didi accha laga kya mera muth apko, sorry didi. Apke chusne ka style hi kuch itna maadak tha ki main rok hi nahi paya. Gajabe chusti ho aap didi. Bas ek gand chudni rah gayi hai aapki, Fir to aap randi ki rani ban jayengi. Mujhe fir ek gana sujha.”
Me Singing –“>>Nach nach ke main, nach nach ke main — muth girawa……………
>>Tere muh me main muth girawa…..
>>Oye bipin, tere DI ko main muth chakhhawa….
>> Ki teri Didi rand ban gayi… Number one rand ban gayi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Bipin –“Didi, aapne to khub maza liya, ab kisi tarah Bhabhi ko mana lo na chudne ko, fir aur bhi maza aayega.”
Pooja Didi – “Kyu nahi bhai, pahle main bhaiya se chudungi, aur fir bhabhi ko tere land ka maza dungi. Lekin uske liye dher sari yojna banani padegi. Lekin bhaiya ka land lene ke liye mujhe aur chudna hoga, taki meri boor aram se unka mota land le sake.”
Me – “Didi ap sirf Bipin ki hi setting karaogi, mera bhi to kuch sochiye.”
Didi –“Dekh main kisi baharwale se chudna nahi chahti thi, lekin gujarte ghatnao ne mujhe tumse jod hi diya, pahle tumne bathroom me mujhe jhanka, fir Bipin ne meri chudai se pahle tumhe phone kiya, aur aj subah subah tum yaha aa gaye, tumne meri boor ki maalis bhi ki. Aakhir jab tum mere liye itna sochte ho to mujhe bhi tumhara khayal karna tha. Islye maine tumse chudwana uchit samjha. Fir bhi mujhe lagta hai ki kahin na kahin koi aisi baat hai jo mujhe nahi pata. Koi aise baat jarur hai.”
Me –“Didi aise koi baat nahi hai, main to bas apki chikni boor par fisal gaya tha. Apki gand bhi kuch kam nahi hai didi. Bahut iccha ho rahi hai, apki gand marne ki.”
Didi ne mere land ki orr ishara karte hue kaha –“Abhi tumhare laude ki halat kahrab hai, abhi mere gand ke chhote se ched me daaloge, to puri chamdi se kat jayegi. Meri gand marne ke liye bahut taiyari karni hogi tumhe. Aise bhi main pahle Bipin se gand marwaungi, kyu Bipin.”
Bipin –“Didi ab jaldi se utho, nasta karo nahi to maa andar aa jayegi, fir maa ka loda ho jayega, samjhi.”
Bipin ne apni chudasi chhinal didi ko dante hue kaha. Main samjh gaya ki ab Bipin ke ghar me jo chudai ka khel hoga wo sirf Bipin ke gharwale hi khelenge. Mujhe borow player ke taur par bhi upyog nahi karenge. Lekin Pooja Didi mujhse aage bhi chudne ko taiyar thi. Didi uth kar bathroom me ghus jati hai, aur main towel se apne land ko saaf karke kapde pahan leta hoon. Bipin aast vayast bistar ke chadar ko thik karta hai aur hum dono samne balcony me lage chair par baith jate hai. Tabhi kamre me Bipin ki maa ghusti hai. Unke haath me nasta ki do thaliya thi.
Bipin ki Maa –“Beta lo nasta kar lo, aur pooja kaha hai, tum log kaafi der se andar ho, kya kar rahe the, jarur subah subah kuch khel khelne lage hoge, tum log bhi na , sara din koi na koi khel chalta hi rahta hai inka.”
Aur, Bipin ki maa wapas rasoi me chali gayi, mera dhayan to apne dost ke maa ki gand par hi lagi hui thi. Kya mast chaudi gand thi Bipin ki maa ki. Pakka, uske Pitaji ne khub
bajayi thi uski maa ki picchhe se, maar maar ke dukaan bana di thi unki gand ko. Main bhi kuch samaan kharidna chahta tha uski maa ki dukaan se. Par Pooja didi ke madad ke bina ye to sambhav hi nahi tha. Sayad Bipin ki maa aur bhabhi mere liye kabhi incest nahi ban payengi, hamesa mere fantasy hi rahengi………………
Pooja didi bhi ab nasta karne aa chuki thi, humne sath sath nasta kiya aur Bipin ko Pooja didi ki gand na marne ki chetawani dekar apne ghar ki aur chalne ko hua.
Didi –“Saurav, tum log kya baat kar rahe the, maine sab sun liya hai, to tum pahle meri gand bajana chahte ho, aur mera bhai bhi iske liye taiyar hai. Aur, badle me tum usko apni maa ki gand doge. Lekin tumhari maa ki gand to chudi hui hai. Tumhare papa ne hi hazzaro baar mari hogi unki pond. Fir teri mummy to acchi khasi raand lagti hai, pata nahi kitno ka land gand se nigal chuki hogi. Apni maa ki fati gand ke badle meri kori kori gand mang rahe ho, ye sauda barabari ka nahi hai, Saurav. Main nahi mati iss saude ke liye.”

Didi mujhse gand marane ke liye taiyar nahi thi, aur Bipin deal pakki karne ki baat par ada tha. Ab kaise dilau Bipin ko apni maa ki gand, bhale hi maa 1000 baar gand mara chuki ho, par uske badle didi ki chikni kori gand to mil hi rahi thi, Maina jib pasopesh me fasa tha, kaise maa se baat aage badhau, aur udhar kahi Pooja Didi Bipin se gand na mara le, fir to chudi hui gand milegi chodne ko, aur kabhi to kisi ki seal todne ka mauka mujhe bhi milna chahiye, boor to Pooja didi ne Bipin se khulwa liya, kahi Didi ki gand bhi mujhe nahi mili to, bahut dino tak koi unchudi maal milna muskil hi hai. Aisa mauka bar bar to aane se raha. Kuch na kuch upay to bhidana hi hoga. Main ise udhedbun me laga hua tha ki achanak phone ki ghanti ghanghana uthi. Maine call receive kiya –“Hello!!”
Caller -“Hello, main bol rahi hoon”
Me – “Main kaun, naam nahi bataiyega to kaise pata chalega.”
Caller –“Pahchano main kaun bol rahi ho, maine tumhare bahut pas hoon.”
Me –“Pooja Didi”
Caller –“Ye Pooja didi kaun hai ab, tumhari didi ka naam to Pammi hai na.”
Me –“Kaun ho bhai, mere bare sab kuch janta hai, namwa to bolo pahle.”
Caller –“Main bol rahi hu Anjana.”
Me –“Kaun Anjana, main to kisi Anjana ko nahi janta, kahi aap didi ki sahelo to nahi hai na. Didi ko phone du kya??”
Anjana –“are nahi, main aapke dost ki choti bahan hoon.”
Me –“Kaun dost, mujhe to yaad nahi aa raha.”
Anjana – “Aap Kaushik bhaiya ke to jante hi hai, kai baar aap ghar bhi aa chuke hai.”
Me –“Are chotti tum, to itna der se anjana anjana kyu ratt rahi thi, bolna tha na chotti bol rahi hoon.”
Anjana – “Ab main badi ho gayi hoon, mujhe mere acche naam se boliye.”
Me –“Are babu, tu to mere liye wahi chotti hi rahegi na.”
Anjana mere dost Kaushik Das ki chotti bahan hai, wo kaushik se bas ek varsh hi chotti hai, matlab ab 19 ki hogi karib. Lekin maine use 3 saal se nahi mila hoon, aur na hi apne dost se mila hoon. Ab wo bahar padhai karta hai, wo 2 saal se yaha aaya hi nahi to milta kaise. Aur, bina dost ke uske ghar par nahi ja sakta, nahi to log tarah tarah ki baatein banayenge.
Me –“Ye bata ki tujhe mera number kaha se mila. Aur achanak aise kyu contact karna pada.”
Anjana –“Wo bhaiya aa raha hai 1 mahine baad yaha, to bola hai ki aapko bata ke rakhne ko.”
Me – “Ye lo, wo khud call nahi kar sakta tha, tujhe kyu paresan kiya.”
Anjana –“Bhaiya ke pas aapka number nahi tha na, isliye maine phone kiya.”
Me –“Kya??????? To tum usko mera number de deti. Accha bahana bana rahi ho chotti.”
Anjana –“Aisa to maine socha hi nahi tha, Ye idea to mere dimag me click hi nahi kiya.”
Me –“Wah re, ab mujhe mama banao tum. Pahle ye bol ki number kaha se mila tujhe mera.”
Anjana –“Chhodiye na bas aise hi mil gaya aapke facebook se.”
Me –“Mera facebook account hai hi nahi to kaha se mil gaya, saaf saaf bol na kisne diya, kisi dost ne hi diya hoga, lekin aise dost kaun hai jo, mere aur kaushik ka common friend hai. Mujhe to aisa kuch yaad nahi aa raha.”
Anjana –“Wo aapke dost Vicki ki bahan Annu ne diya. Mujhe to aur bhi bahut kuch pata chala hai aapke bare me.”
Me –“Kya pata chala hai????” Main dar gaya ki kahi Pooja didi ki baat ise to pata nahi chal gayi, lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai, itni jaldi to Email bhi nahi pahuchta, ye to chippi hui baat hai.
Anjana –“Ab baniye mat, mujhe Annu ne sab bata diya hai.”
Me –“Are are , kya bata diya hai bhai. “
Anjana –“Yahi ki ap dono ke bich acchi khasi setting chal rahi hai.”
Me –“Kya?? Kya?? Wah bhai, itni mast setting ki mujhe hi pata nahi hai. kya bol rahi hai tu, maine to usse 1 saal se baat tak nahi ki hai. Aur ab Vicki se bhi kuch khash connection nahi hai.”
Anjana –“To fir usne mujhse aisa kyu kaha.”
Me –“Wo bas fek rahi thi tere samne, kuch mila nahi to ye sab ding diya tere ko. Ruk milne de usko, bataunga acche se usko.”
Anjana –“Are aap kuch mat kijiyega, nahi to mere par bhadak jayegi”
Me –“OK yar, lekin ab jyada dingne mat dena usko.”
Anjana –“Ok bhaiya, Bye.”
Me –“Bye”

Main iss wakiye ko undekha karke apne dost Nilesh ke ghar chala gaya. Waha gaya to kafi bhid bhad thi, maine Nilesh ko bahar bulaya, aur bate karne laga.
Me –“Accha Nilesh, ye Vicki ki bahan ki kya kahani hai yar. Humko kuch naya nya pata chala hai tere bare me.”
Maine tukka lagaya tha. Vicki mere se jyada Nilesh ke kareeb tha, aur Nilesh ka Vicki ke ghar aana jana bhi jyada tha, aur Nilesh ki nazre Annu par thi, ye mujhe pata tha. Isi karan Nilesh din me kam se kam do baar Vicki ke ghar ke chakkar kaat hi leta tha. Dar-asal usse Vicki nahi Annu ko dekhna hota tha, par Annu ki taraf se kitna pyaar tha ye to mujhe pata nahi tha. Aur Nilesh ki prem kahani kidhar kidhar mud rahi thi, iska mujhe kuch bhi aabhas nahi tha. Sayad kuch khichdi pak rahi thi, Jiska asar Nilesh ke chehre par saf saf dikha.

Tabhi ghar ke andar ke Nilesh ki mameri bahan Soni ne awaz lagayi –“Kya bhaiya, andar nahi aayiyega?? Humko sab samjh me aata hai. Aap bahar se hi mera samdal dekh ke jaan gaye the ki hum dono bahan yaha aaye hai, aur aap to humlog se bhagte hi chalte hai.”
Me –“Are nahi Soni, aisa hai kya???? Kab bhaaga main tumse. Batao to.”
Soni –“Bhaage nahi hai, us din sham ko bole ki main boli ki mujhe Maths bata dijiye, aur kuch tricks bhi bata dijiye. Lekin aap to bhaw khane lage. Aur uss din ke baad ghar hi nahi aaye kabhi.”

Nilesh ki Maa ko main didi bolta tha, kyuki Nilesh ki Maa mere maa ko chachi bolti thi. Lekin main aur Nilesh dost the, isliye Soni aur Moni mujhe bhaiya bolte the. Nilesh ko mujhe mama bolna chahiye tha, aur Soni-Moni mujhe chacha kahte, lekin sabhi mujhe Bhaiya hi kahte the, kyuki main unka hum-umar tha. Kabhi kabhi samjh me hi nahi aata tha ki kaun se rishte se pakdu inko, Soni ki Maa bhi kabhi kabhar mazak kar diya karti thi. Main anjaan ban kar chupchap baitha rahta tha.
Me –“are main kafi busy chal raha tha kuch dino se, isliye mauka hi nahi mila tumhare ghar aana ka. Aise bhi tere ghar to masti karne aate hai, tum fir kitabo me uljha rahi ho.”

Soni –“Bhaiya bata dijiye na thoda, bahut problem hota hai maths me, aur Nilesh bhaiya bata diye hai ki aapka trick sab khatarnak hota hai solve karne ka.”
Me –“Ha wo to hai, lekin abhi kuch jyada hi busy chal raha hoon.”
Soni –“Kaha busy chal rahe hai aap, koi mil gayi hai kya.”
Me –“Are nahi, bas ek kahani likh raha tha to samay hi nahi mila.”
Soni –“Kaun si kahani, mujhe bhi dijiye padhne ko, mujhe kahani padhne ka bahut sauk hai.”

Main Nilesh ki orr dekh raha tha, Wo ishara kar raha tha baat ko jaldi niptane ka.. Maine Soni se waada kar diya ki kal se rozz sham ko uske ghar jaunga. Aur, baat ko chalta kiya. Moni ka nature chupchap rahne wala hai, isliye usne kuch bola hi nahi. Bas sunti rahi aur fir chali gayi.
Me –“Ha Nilesh, bata na, tera aur Annu ka kya chakkar chal raha hai.”
Nilesh –“Yar kya bolu ab, ajib ka kand ho gaya hai, samjhe me nahi aa raha hai ki tumko bataye to bataye kaise.”
Me –“Are yar, aise hi best friend bolte ho ka naam ka, best friend hai to kuch bhi bol sakte ho yaar. Sunenge chupchap, tum bolo to sahi.”
Nilesh –“Accha tum force kar rahe to bol dete hai, baat ye hai ki mujhe Vicki ki bahan Annu acchi lagti hai.”
Maine uske pith par dhamakka marte hue bola. “Wah sher, sahi ja rahe ho, bolte jao, hum sun rahe hai.”
Nilesh –“Soche the ki propose kar dete hai.Aur jab propose kiye to chot ho gaya dil par.”
Me –“Abe humko to batana chahiye tha na yaar, Bina bole teer maar diye tum to, Kya reply mila.”
Nilesh –“Bole to chot ho gaya bhai. Pura badka danda ghus gaya, pura mood off”
Me –“Ha to boli kya wo to batao.”
Nilesh –“Bhai love letter diye the, letter me naam nahi likhe the, to KLPD ho gaya.”

Me –“Matlab kya dhokha hua be, jawab nahi di kya.”
Nilesh –“Nahi yaar jawab di hai, lekin mere naam se nahi, tere naam se.”
Me –“Hee, samjhe nahi, kya bol raha hai tu.”
Nilesh –“Haa yaar, usko laga ki wo love-letter tune bhejwaya hai mere through, to usne reply tere hi naam par kar diya.”
Me –“To tune bataya kyu nahi mujhe yaar, ye to bada chot ho gaya yaar. Wo letter dikha to.”
Nilesh –“Kya yaar, ab tu bhi chot dega. Wo to kar hi rahi hai, ab tum dono ka chakkar chalega uar main postman banke rah jaunga. Main to bol bhi nahi paaya ki love letter maine diya tha.”

Me –“Chal koi nahi dikre, hota hai hota hai. Pahle tu letter to de, kya likha hai padhu zara, fir batate hai Annu ko. badi udd rahi hai na.”
Nilesh ne mujhe letter diya, maine khat khol kar padhna suru kiya, khat se madamast khusboo aa rahi thi. Lagta hai kisi purane itra ka istemaal kiya gaya hai. Main us khusboo me kho sa raha tha, sayad ye sirf ‘itra’ ki khusboo nahi thi, Annu ka pyar bhi bhara tha iss khar main. Dil to mera bhi jor se dhadakne laga, ki kahi mujhe pyar na ho jaye Annu se. Maine jatke se wo letter Nilesh ke haatho me fek diya.
Aur akbaka kar bola –“Are yar, nahi padhta mujhe koi letter wetter. Kya tum bhi, kuch bhi bakwas karte ho yar. Tum dono ke bich me main kaha se aaa gaya. Mujhe nahi sun na iss bare me kuch, aur naa hi kuch solve karna hai.” Mere chehre par hawaiiyaan udi hui thi, Nilesh ko ye samjhte der na laga ki kya hua hai.

Nilesh –“Dost kaboo rakho khud par, samjh sakta hoon, itni khubsoorat ladki agar khud pyar ka izhar kare to kambakht kaun hosh me rah payega. Us par ye ‘itra’ ki ruhaani khusboo. Itna kafi hai ek pyar ke pyaase dil ko madhosh karne ke liye. Saurav dekh yar, wo tumhe kitna pyar karti hai ye to nahi pata, lekin main Annu se bahut pyar karta hoon. Uske bina rah nahi sakta, isliye 4 din tak ye baat tujhe chah kar bhi bata nahi paaya.”

Itna kah kar Nilesh ke aankho me aansu bhar aaye, wo aur kuch kah nahi paaya. Maine uske kande par hath rakha aur use dilasa dilaya –“Honda we kake, Honda we. Isaaq gali vich lakho kaante hondiya, kuch paira noo lahoo-luhaan kar ditte hai, aur kuch lahoo-luhaan ho jaate hai. Mainu koi love sove nahi hai us kudii naal, wo to tere hi hai mundiye. Apni to baabi lage si wo. Hor, baabi maa samaan hondi hai kake. Je main bich me kado nii aawanga, tee thara pyaar thare baho vich hongi.”
Nilesh mujhe ghur ghur kar dekhta rah gaya, Ye aascharya use kis baat baat par ho rahi thi main samjah na saka. Achnak wo chup ho gaya aur vismit hokar bola –“Abe tu, punjabi kabse bolne laga, aur sikhi kab be tune. Gajab kar diya yar. Shock de dete ho bhai tum to.”

Me –“Karna padta hai dost, tere liye to jaan bhi hazir hai Annu kya chiz hai. Par waada kar ki tu use khush rakhega.”
Nilesh –“Yaar main tera ye karz kabhi nahi bhulunga. Kya insaan hai yaaar tu, koi itni acchi maal ko hath se kaise jaane de sakta hai.”
Me –“Na beta na, haath se main agar jaane diya to tujhe kya ghanta milega. Wo kisi aur ke jaal me fas jayegi. Yaa nahi to Vicki chod dega usko. Bahanchod saala.”
Nilesh –“abe tu Annu ke bare main aisa mat bol yar.”
Me –“Are lale di jaan, main to check kar raha tha ki pyar bhi hai thoda thoda, ya sirf jismani garmi nikalni hai tujhe.”

Nilesh –“Main sach much me Annu se pyar karta hoon, sach tere jagah koi aur hota to kabhi nahi mana karta Annu ko. Mujhe pata hai ye sab tune mere liye kiya hai.”
Me –“Koi nahi bande, jab waqt aayega to mang lenge kuch iske badle.”
Nilesh –“Jo bhi mangna ho mang lena dost, mana nahi karunga, bas meri gand mat mang lena chutiye.”

Aur dono has pade. Ab Nilesh ka dil halka ho gaya tha, par mere hath se ek komal kali nikal gayi thi na. Gand maraye dosti, tel lene jaye ye maa ka lauda Nilesh. Mauka mile to iski maa-bahan ko bhi naa chhodu main. Ye to mujhse meri khurak chhin raha hai. Laude da puttar….

Main ghar wapas aa gaya, tarah tarah ki uljhano ke bich ab main thak chuka tha. Ye Annu ko mujhse pyar wyar kaha se ho gaya, main to chut ka poojari hu, main en chakkaro me nahi pad sakta, kuch bhi ho mujhe in pachdo se dur hi rahna hai bhai. Main Annu ke pyar me padna nahi chahta tha, lekin bina pyar me pade Annu ki boor bhi to mil nahi sakti thi. Aur idhar ye laudeshwar Nilesh hai, Annu mang raha hai mujhse. Chutiye ko itna akal nahi hai ki ladki usse chudna nahi chahti hai to isme main kya kar sakta hoon. Ek Annu ke liye Soni Moni aur Nilesh ki Maa ko to nahi chhod sakta na. Itna sacrifice to karna hi padta hai. 3 Chut ke badle ek chut kurban, not a bad thought. Lekin…………….
Wo love letter ki khusboo mere dimag par ab bhi chha rahi thi, buuuhhh buuuhhhh ye kya sochne laga main. Jaldi se koi intezam karna hoga yar. Bahut kaam pending pade hai. Idhar maa ko patana hai, udhar Renu Didi par hath maarna hai (iska zikr dusri kahani me hoga Meri Pyari Padosan : Renu Didi), Pooja Didi ki gand milegi ki nahi pata nahi, Annu ka intezam karna hoga, Soni ko maths padhana hai, Anjana chulchula rahi hai usko bhi shant karne ka mauka mil sakta hai. Bas bich me inke bhai bhaandi naa mare to mere laude ke balle balle….
Subah ka samay hai. 8 baj rahe hai. Main apne bistar par lete lete apne diary me chudai ki planning kar raha tha. Hath me sketch pen liye apne plan ka raw sketch bana raha tha. Ki kis tarah cross combination banega sare jodo ka, aur kaise sabko busy rakh kar apna kaam nikal sakta hoon. Dimag me sirf ek baat chal rahi thi – “Everything should be planned.” Lekin main ajnabi film ka akshay kumar nahi hoon, jo jiti hui baazi apne chutiyapa ki wajah se haar jaunga, jarur kareena ki gaddedar gand ne uske dimag par patthar mar diye honge.
Khair main apne planning me kafi mashroof tha, ki tabhi mere kamre me Pammi didi aati hai, main itna busy tha ki mujhe pata hi nahi chalta hai. Pammi Didi mere bistar ke paas aakar check kar rahi thi ki main kya bana raha hoon, mera dhyan Pammi Didi par bilkul nahi gaya, Aur Pammi Didi ne wo sketch dekh liya, usse sari planning ki jaankari ho gayi, ki main kya kya soch raha tha en dino. Sketch me saaf saaf sabke naam likhe the, aur kaun kiski kya marega ye bhi defined the, Pammi didi ne sketch ko dhyan se dekha aur mujh par chillane lagi – “Ye kya sktech hai Saurav, ye kya plan bana rahe ho, ye kya hai, Maa ki gand Bipin se marwane ka sign hai ye, aur badle me Pooja ki gand milegi tumko. Aur, Renu ki gand, unknown time ka kya matlab hua, ye Annu aur Anjana kaun hai, Nilesh ki maa ka naam bhi likha hai. To tum yahi sab plan kar rahe ho aj kal.”
Me –“Are didi, tum bina bole andar kyu aa gayi. Aur main kya kar raha hoon, iski jasoosi karne ki kya jarurat thi”
Pammi Didi –“Main jasoosi nahi karti to tu to Maa ki gand Bipin se marwa deta.”
Me –“Didi, badle me mujhe Pooja ki unchudi gand mil bhi to rahi hai.”
Pammi Didi –“aur ye Annu kaun hai, tu isko Nilesh ke liye reserve kyu likha hai. Aur ye Anjana par question mark, fir Pinki kaun hai again question mark.”

Didi ne dhyan se pure sketch ko dekha aur samajhne ki kosis ki, fir mujh par jor si cheekha. “Kya hai ye, hai kya ye aakhir????”
Me –“Didi, ap to samjh hi chuki hai, Ye planning hai ki kaun kisse chudegi aur kaise chudegi.”
Didi –“Lekin tune aadha sketch hi banaya hai kya? Pura kar isko, fir main dekhti hoon.”
Me –“Didi, sketch to lagbhag pura ho hi chuka tha, ki tum aa gayi.”
Didi –“To kya ye pura sketch hai.”

Me –“Ha nahi to aur kya!!!! Ab isme Katrina Kaif aur Kareena Kapoor ka naam bhi likhu kya????”
Didi –“Main kya Katrina se kam hu? Ahhhhammm…. Ye sab kya hai bhai, main bahut gussa hoon tujh par.”
Me –“Kyu didi, main jawaan ho gaya hu, kuch to karunga na apni hawas mitane ke liye.”
Didi –“To kya teri hawas itni jyada hai ki tujhe 5-6 ladkiya chahiye, wo bhi kori kori, aur badle me tu apni maa ki gand bhi marwane ko taiyar hain.”

Me –“To kya hua didi, Maa ki hazaro baar chudi gand ke badle agar mujhe naya sealband gand mil rahi hai to, aap kyu gussa ho rahi hai.”
Didi –“Are gussa kyu na karu, iss sketch me to mera naam hai hi nahi. To gussa nahi karungi kya.”
Me –“Didi …….. ye kya bol rahi ho didi. Iss sketch me tumhara naam kyu dalunga main.”
Didi –“Jab tu apni Maa chudwa sakta hain, to apni Didi aur Bahan nahi chuda sakta kya? Mujhme aisi kya burai hai ki tune mujhe shamil nahi kiya iss sex ke mahabharat me mera naam.”

Me –“Didi, main apse bahut pyar karta hoon, apko kaise kisi aur ke samne daal sakta hoon, aap meri didi ho koi mutton nahi, jo kisi bhi kutte ke samne daal diya.”
Didi –“To kya teri Maa meat ka tukda hai jo apne kutte dost ko khilane ki soch raha hai?????? Bol bol na”
Me –“Didi, uske badle to mujhe makkan jaisi gand bhi to milegi na.”
Didi –“Agar Maa ki itni chudi hui gand ke badle tujhe makkan jaisi gand mil sakti hai, to soch meri Angoor si jawani ke badle tujhe kya kya mil sakta hai.”

Me –“Lekin main……”
Didi –“Are soch mat jyada, ban ja mera dalaal, meri hawas ki aag bahut jor ki jal uthi hai Saurav, ab tu jaldi se mujhe bhi chudwa de kisi se, setting kara de meri bhi bhai.”
Me –“Didi, main apse bahut pyar karta hu, apko kisi se chudte hue dekh nahi paunga. Ap ungli kyu nahi karti hai.”
Didi –“Tu bhi to muth marta hi hai, lekin fir bhi tune boor aur gand ke khatir itna intezam kiya hai na.”

Me –“Didi, main muth marta hoon, ye tumhe kaise pata.”
Didi –“Mujhe sab pata hai, bathroom me meri panty me muth maar ke rakh dete ho. Kya sochte ho humko nahi pata chalega.”
Me –“Didi, lekin maine aapki panty par kabhi muth nahi mara, agar mujhe jarurat hoti bhi hai to main Maa ke kapdo par muth maar deta hoon.”
Didi –“Tumne aisa nahi kiya hai to Priya aisa karegi, nahi to Maa ke laude nikal gaye hai?”

Me –“Sach me didi maine teri panty par kabhi muth nahi mari hai, Pinki Promise.”
Didi –“To fir kisi na kisi ne to aisa kiya hai na, ki khud meri panty ne muth nikal diya hai.”
Me –“Mujhe lagta hai Papa ne kiya hoga, kyuki unke siwa aur koi aur hai bhi to nahi land wala ghar me. Kahi aisa to nahi hai ki Papa tumko chodna chahte hai.”
Didi –“Ho sakta hai, ho ne ko to kuch bhi ho sakta hai, lekin main Papa se bolungi kaise??”

Me –“Matlab tum Papa se chudne ke liye ready ho didi. Tumhi ko suruat karni hogi, nahi to Papa to kabhi tumse nahi bolenge ki unko tumhari boor chahiye.”
Didi –“Lekin agar maine Papa se jakar kaha ki mujhe aapse chudwana hai aur Papa ne thappad maar kar bhaga diya to, GCPD hoga to hogi hi. Fir, bahar bhi kisi se marane nahi ja paungi kyuki Papa ghar se nikalne to denge nahi fir.”
Me –“Didi itna mat socho, Papa tere jaise komal kachnar kali ko chode bina rah nahi payenge, itni mast item jo koi mard chhod kaise sakta hai.
Didi –“Koi chhode na chhode. tum to chhod hi rahe ho aisi maal. Ha bhai, tum mujhe kyu chodoge, tere paas to ab 36-38 size ki gand wali laundiya hai jo”

Me –“Kya 36-38”
Didi –“Are wahi 36 ki gand wali Renu hai na tere pas, aur Maa ki gand to 38 hai, to tu mere 34 ki gand par kyu nazar daalega. Tujhe to bade bade gand pasand aati hai na.”
Me –“Didi, aisi baat nahi hai, apki gand abhi tak kabhi chudi nahi hai na, isliye 34 ki hai, ek bar aapne gand me laude lene suru kiye to aapki gand to Maa se bhi chaude ho jayenge. Aur, Papa ke land se apne gand maraya to 1 mahine me apki gand 38 ki ho jayegi.”
Didi –“To tu kyu nahi kar deta meri gand 38 ki chod chod kar. Kya tera land nahi tanakta mera gand dekh kar.”

Me –“Didi, aisa nahi hai mujhe to Pooja Didi ki kori gand mil hi rahi hai, tu Papa ko chakhana apni virgin gand. Sacchhi Papa maze se pelenge teri mastani gand ko.”
Didi –“Bhai, kabhi mana nahi karte garam boor aur mastani gand ko, milte hi maar lena chahiye. Jab main tumse chudne ko taiyar hu to tu kyu mana kar raha hai. Chakh le na meri boor aur gand bhai.”
Me –“Didi, aise bhi pahle din teri boor aur gand to chod paunga nahi, kyuki boor fatne ke baad gand to tum khud nahi dogi. Pata nahi kitne din chal bhi na paao.”
Didi –“Bas itni si baat, to chal tu pahle meri gand hi maar le. Fir baad me meri boor chod dena. Aise bhi dono taraf se mera seal tight hai, aj tak kabhi ungli bhi nahi daali hai, bahut garam hoti hu to bas ragad leti hu hath se.”

Me –“Didi, pahle boor chodna chahiye, jab ladki ki boor paani chhod de, tab hi gand ke bare me sochna chahiye. Maza dono ko aana chahiye na. Tum pahle Papa se chudwao, hum to fir hai ki tumko bhogne ke liye daily.”
Didi –“Lekin pata kaise kare ki Papa mujhe chodna chahte bhi hai ya nahi, kahi aisa to nahi hai ki Papa bas masti ke liye meri panti par muth marte ho, Aur main jab unse chudne jau to wo thappad mar kar bhaga de.”
Me –“Kya didi, ek hi baat bar bar ratt rahi ho, nahi bhgayenge Papa aapko, land ki pyaas aisi hoti hai ki mard kisi bhi chudne aayi aurat ko wapas nahi bhej sakta. Chahe uski dadi ki kyu na chudne aayi ho.”
Didi –“Lekin Saurav, Papa ka land to bahut mota hoga, mere itne chhote se boor aur gand ka kya hoga, kabhi socha hai, bilkul fail jayegi, Gali(Street) se GTRoad(Grand Trank Road-NH1) ban jayegi, mujhe apni boor aur gand ka highway nahi banwana hai, tu chod kar pakki sadak hi bana de meri boor ki, wahi kaafi hogi.”

Me –“Didi, kitna bhi bacha lo, bhosda to banegi hi teri boor, kyuki mera land bhi kuch kam nahi hai.”
Didi –“Ban jane de bhosda meri boor ka, tu agar dariya bhi bana de to koi gham nahi, lekin Papa se mujhe bahut dar lagta hai. Pahle ek bar to mujhe chudwana hi hai , tabhi Papa ke pas chudne jaungi.”
Me –“Thik hai Pammi didi, lekin abhi to ye possible nahi hai. Aur, tum itni chudasi ho gayi ho ki tumko ab ragadna hi padega. Jao bathroom, ek bar ragad lo. Main tab tak Maa ki gand par nazar rakhta hoon.”

Maine Pammi didi ke dono kandho par hath rakha aur didi ko dhakka dete hue bathroom ke andar ghusa diya. Tabhi Maa didi ki room me aayi.
Maa –“Kya hua, kyu dono lad rahe ho fir se??”
Me –“Kuch nahi Maa, bas Didi nahane nahi ja rahi hai aaj, maine kitna bola naha le, kai mahino se nahi nahaya hai tune, par ye hai ki samajhti hi nahi hai.”
Pammi Didi –“Tumko to main abhi batati hoon, aur Pammi Didi mere pichhe daudi.”

Main waha se bhag nikla, pata nahi fir didi ne bathroom me kya kiya. Lekin, jo bhi kiya hoga accha hi kiya hoga. Maa ne Didi ke drawer se kuch nikala aur rasoi me chali gayi. 09:30 baj chuke hai, aur main abhi tak taiyar bhi nahi hua hoon. Main jaldi se bhaaga apne room ki orr. Jaldi se nahaya, kapde pahne, taiyar hua, aur chal diya college Nilesh aur Vicki ke sath. Man me chulbuli si sawaalo ki jhadi lagi thi. Nilesh bhi kafi khush tha, ki main uske aur Annu ke bich se hatt gaya hu.
Me –“Kya bhai, bade khush nazar aa rahe ho, kya baat hai teri to lottery hi nikal padi hai.”
Vicki –“Kya hua bhaiyo kis baat ki lottery nikal padi hai, aur kiski nikli hai.??”
Me –“Are tum to puchho hi mat, sun nahi payega tu, Nilesh ji ko pyar ho gaya hai, ab pucchega ki kis-se. Puchh puchh hey”
Vicki –“Are kya baat hai. Ab bata bhi do kis-se pyar hua hai bhai ko.”

Nilesh ki to “teen tiya barah” ho rahi thi dar se, kuch bol bhi nahi sakta tha, aur na mujhe rok sakta tha, chupchap khade chehre par banawati muskan liye has raha tha. Main bhi tang khichne ka mauka khona nahi chahta tha.
Me –“Ab to na college me man lagega Nilesh ko, na hi ghar me. Bas chain aayega to bathroom me. Ha hahah”
Nilesh –“Abe bas karo, bahut bol rahe ho tum, tezz mat bano to Saurav.”
Vicki –“Kya bol diya be aisa ki aag-e ugalne lage ho bhayanak type ka yar. Bas itna hi to bola hai ki pyar karte ho. Kyu bathroom me pyar nahi karte ho kya, ooooo to fir room me hi karte hoge ahhaha hahah”
Me –“Abe ab bas karo yar, bhai ke dil ka Volleyball mat banao to ab. Chalo class chalte hai.”

Class me aj kuch man nahi lag raha tha. Soch soch kar maza bhi aa raha tha aur aane wale dino ke liye taiyar bhi hona tha. Jo bhi ho, lekin ab Pooja Didi apne saath thi, bas khali time par pahuchna tha. Aur fir le… dhaka dhak……… fucka fuck……….
Yeh sab baat sochte sochte ek period khtm ho gaya. Fir dusre class me Bipin aakar mere saath bagal me baith gaya, hum dono dhire dhire baat karne lage.
Me –“Kya bola didi ne, gand marane ke liye ready hai kya?”
Bipin –“Gand marane ke liye bekarar hai didi to, lekin bolti hai ki pahle mujh se marwayegi.”
Me –“Are yar gajab musibat hai ye bhi, ab nahi maan rahi hai to pakad ke jabardasti pel dete hai bolo to.”
Bipin -“Nahi yar Didi hai meri, aj nahi to kal maan hi jayegi, jabardasti balatkar thhode karna hai. Fir jabardasti karenge to Bhabhi ko kaise patayenge. Dono hath se nikal jayegi.”

Me –“ha yar, baat to sahi hai, dekh mere to kuch samjh me nahi aa raha hai, tu hi ab kuch soch, mujhe to nind aa rahi hai, kal raat so nahi paaya yar isi tension me.”
Bipin –“Tu tension mat le yar, main Didi ke gand nahi fadunga pahle, Pahle tu aram se gand marna, fir agar didi fir se gand marane ko ready hui to hum lenge.”
Me –“Ha yaar, bas ek baar rasta khulne ka der hai, fir to jitna chahe chod sakte ho. Tera land ka kya haal hai, kal bhi to raat bhar chudai chala hoga.”
Bipin –“Ha yaar, badi chudasi maal hai yar Pooja Di, jab dekho tang faila ke bolti hai lauda do boor me, sala 2 hi din me bahanchod 7 pose me chudwa chuki hai, gajab experiment kar rahi hai mere land par, kabhi upar kabhi niche, kabhi bed par, kabhi sofa par, saala aaj to nahaye bhi saath hi hai.”

Me –“Bhag sala, kya baat kar raha hai.. Kasam????”
Bipin –“Kasam se yar, Garam garam badan par jab thanda thanda pani pad raha to, oo ho ho…. kya bataye. Nahane se pahle bhi ek round ho gaya dhaka dhak…. Aur pata hai iss baar to Didi ne mera land chusa bhi, wo bhi pura andar tak le ke.”
Me –“Dekha bole the na, ek baar chusegi to fir land chhodegi nahi, hamesa chusti rahegi, ab to Pooja Didi 10 inch ka land bhi pura ghusa legi muh me. maine pura rasta clear kar diya hai jo.”
Bipin –“Maza to khub aa raha hai Didi ko bhokiyane me, lekin teri Maa ka gand mil jaata na to gajab chodte suta suta ke, teri Maa ki gand kya chiz hai yar. Utna bada to mera takiya bhi nahi hai yar. Mann karta hai tere maa ki gand par sar rakh kar soya rahu. Jugaad bhida raha hai ki nahi. Jaldi se dilaa de yar, teri maa ki gand.”

Me –“Teri maa ki bhosda, itna try kiya fir bhi koi baat nahi bani hai abhi tak, pata nahi maa ki boor kab milegi thokne ko, upar se agar maa ne gand marane se mana kiya to, dono khelte rahenge apna apna khutta se, samjhe.”
Bipin –“Abe nahi yaar, try kar na, teri maa ka gand ke bare me sochte hi land khada ho jata hai yaar, aaah dekh fir khada ho gaya hai. Dard bhi kar raha hai ab to land, bahut chudwayi hai didi. Yaha se sidhe mere ghar chalna be, kahi didi fir chodne boli to tum hi chod dena, mera haalat kharab kar di hai.”
Me -“Thik hai, chalenge. Teri didi ko khatarnak randi ho gayi hai yaar, aise hi progress karti rahi to “Jynx Maze” ko bhi fail kar degi saali.”
Bipin –“Sahi bola, lekin madarchod wali, tere se gand marwane me kya problem hai usko, ek hi baar to marwana hai, fir hum marenge na daily. Lekin, bahanchod taiyar hi nahi ho rahi hai.”

Me –“Abe bahanchod Pooja Didi nahi, tu hai,samjha laude ke 13.”
Bipin –“Ha be laude ke 8, hum tumko roke hai kya apni bahan chodne se, tu kyu nahi chodta Pammi Didi ko, ek kaam to hota nahi hai, humko bol raha hai.”

Maine socha Maa ko to approach kiya nahi hai, Pammi Didi to mujhse marwane ko ready hi hai. Aur, garam to aisi thi ki gadhe se bhi pelwa legi. Maa ke badle Didi ki deal kar lete hai, aur Didi ki gand pahle maar ke isko denge 2nd hand maal. Aur, fir Maa ke gand ke badle iski bhabhi ki gand le lenge. ekdum sahi rahega.
Me –“Yaar Bipin, ek baat bolun”
Bipin – “ha bol na, ek nahi 100 baat bol. Hum kya tera jujji pakad ke rakhe hai jo tera baat nahi nikal raha hai.”
Me –“Yaar Maa meri taiyar hogi ki nahi pata nahi, ek kaam karte hai ki teri Didi ki gand ke badle me tu meri Pammi Didi ki gand le le, Fir teri maa ya bhabhi ki gand dilawna tab meri Maa ki gand le lena.”
Bipin –“Nahi yaar, mujhe to bas teri Maa ki gand hi acchi lagti hai. Talab lagi hai abhi mujhe teri maa ki, aur tu mujhe Pammi Didi ki gand dekar nipta raha hai.”

Me –“Nahi yaar, Maa ki gand pata nahi pa raha hu tere liye dost, kya karun.”
Bipin –“Dekh mujhe tujh par pura bharosa hai, main Pooja Didi ko tujhse gand marwane ke liye patata hoon, tu mere liye apni Maa ki gand tel laga kar taiyar kar. Kya????”
Me –“Kosis karunga aj ghar wapas jate hi. Everything will be planned.”
Bipin –“Madarchod, teri plan ki maa ki 21 naa ho jaye, sambhal kar.”

Me –“Chal ab ghar chalte hai, sochne ka nahi ab kuch karne ka samay aa gaya hai.”
Bipin –“Bye, see u tomorrow..”
Charo dost ‘Me-Nilesh-Bipin-Vicki’ apne-apne ghar chale jate hai college se wapas. Mujhe ab tak ye bhi pata nahi tha ki meri garam Pammi didi ne mere jane ke baad bathroom me kya kiya. Apki boor ki garmi ragad kar nikala, ya jalti bhatti par paaani daal kar aag bujha di. Abhi didi ki bhatti ki aag puri tarah shant nahi hui thi, aag bujhane ke baad bhi dhuwaa to uthta hi rahta hai, wo Pammi didi ki aankho se pata chal hi raha tha. Mere ghar pahuchte hi Pammi didi ki aankho me ajib si hunger dikhay de rahi thi, jaise mujhe aagaah kar rahi ho ki beta mil kone me batati hu, jam kaar chodungi tujhe.

Main apni Pammi Didi ki aankho me vasna ki dorre saaf dekh raha tha, jo unki aankho ko surkh laal bana rahe the, Pammi Didi ko jyada der tadpane ka matlab tha ki kisi aur ke hatho me Pammi Didi ki boor soupna. Didi itni chusadi ho chuki thi ki kisi na kisi se marwa hi leti agar main jaldi unhe nahi chodta to. Aur agar didi Papa se chudti bhi to usse pahle mujhse chudne ki iccha thi unki. Ab pahli baar chudne wale ki har icchha puri ki jati hai, aisa niyaam hai mere hisaab se. Pahli baar chudne wali ladki ki har icchha main apne sar-aankho par rakhta hoon, kam se kam ek din to ho, jab wo apni icchha anusaar chude, fir baad me to use rakhail ban-na hi hai, aur mere saare hukum bajane hi hai. Isliye unki zindagi ki gulami ke badle ek din ki marmarzi to de hi sakta tha main.

Sham ke 4 baje main ghar pahucha. Dophar ko kuch nahi khaaya, bhukh se pet me chuhe daud rahe the, kuch bhi samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki karoon to karoon kya. Maine apne kapde khole jaldi se aur dress bhi change kar liya. Main jaldi se Pammi Didi ke pas gaya aur bola –
Me –“Didi, kya kiya aapne subah bathroom me. Ragda ya nahi boor apni. Paani nikala ya paani daal diya.”
Pammi Didi –“Ragda to bhai, lekin tu kab ragdega mujhe, ab der mat kar jyada.”

Meri didi bhi mere hi jaise kuch ishaqmizaz hai, har situtation ko gaane me batane ki unki bhi aadat hai hi. Jiska jawaab maine bhi song me hi diya.
Pammi Didi –“Apne hi rang mein mujhko rang de….. Dheeme dheeme rang mein mujhko rang de….
Saundhe-saundhe rang mein mujhko rang de….. Rang de na, rang de na, rang de na.. aa…..”
Me –“Ek bhi saans alag nahin leni….. Khich lena praan tan ke….. Haaye.. nahin rehna dooja banke….
O rangrej tere rang dariya mein….. Doobna hai bas tera banke….. Haaye.. nahin rehna dooja banke….”

Pammi Didi –“Khana laga deti hoon, kha lena pahle, main apne kamre me tera intezar karoongi.”
Me – “Ok Didi, main 5 minute me aaya tere piche.”
Meri nazar wapas jate hue Didi ki matakt gand par hi gadi thi. Maine jaldi se kahana khaya, aur Didi ki kamre ki taraf bhaga. Maa kahi dikhayi nahi de rahi thi, shayad gand matka-matka kar bazaar gayi hogi.
Me –“Didi, maa dikhayi nahi de rahi hai. kahi gayi hai kya??”
Pammi Didi –“Bazaar gayi hai, jaldi se kuch kar na bhai. Aag lagi hai badan me. Kuch to thanda kar.”
Me –“Abhi to koi bhi aa sakta hai, pata nahi kab Priya aa jaye, achanak Maa bhi aa sakti hai.”
Pammi –“darwaza band kar de, aur jaldi se kuch bhai, without risk no gain, dear…”
Me –“Thik boli Didi. I agree.”

Maine jaldi se darwaja band kar diya. Aur, Didi ki aur lapka. Main bhi bahut der se chhatpata raha tha kuch masalne ki liye, mauka milte hi maine Didi ki doodho ko dhar dabocha, Didi mere achanak hamle ke liye taiyar nahi thi. Wo siskar uthi. Uski sisak me maze aur dard ka ek balanced mishran tha.
Pammi Didi –“Aram se Sourav, aise utawale mat do.”
Me –“Didi, mat roko, tumhe nahi pata, tumko chodne ke liye kitni bechain hoom main. Jaldi se salwar kholo na.”
Pammi Didi –“Are, badi jaldi hai tujhe, itni asani se nahi chudungi mai, Meri pahli chudai to special honi chahiye na Saurav.”

Maine der na karte hue didi ne kapde utarne suru kiye. Kurta, Spaghetti aur Salwar jhatt se alag kar diye Didi ke badan se. Abhi unka color batane ka time nahi tha mere paas. Main bas Didi ko jalsi se bhokiyana chahta tha, dono ki garmi charam par thi. Didi bhi kafi der se jal rahi thi. Didi ne bhi mere sarir se kapde nochne suru kar diye. Dekhte ho dekhte main aadamjaat nanga ho gaya. Didi besharam hog ayi thi, usne meri underwear tak nahi choodi, ek hi baar me mujhe puri tarah se nanga kar diya. Didi ke sarir par bas bra ar panty bachi thi, Didi ki bra panty normal white color ki thi. Sayad Didi nahi janti thi ki, aj unka encounter aisa hoga mere se. Nahi to pakka designer inners pahanti wo.

Maine bhi Didi ki normal white bra panty ko normal value hi diya aur khich kar alag kar diya. Didi ab puri tarah langti ho chuki thi. Didi ko aadamjaat langte dekh kar mera land kaboo se bahar ho gaya. Didi sab kuch pahle se janti thi. Sex theory me wo bhi mere jaisa kafi educated hai. Bas practical abhi suru kiya hai didi ne. Didi ne jhat se mera land tham liya apne mulayam hatho me. Aur, dhire dhire muthyane lagi. Didi ke hath se sat-te hi mere samaan fanfana utha, aur apne original size me aa gaya, mere tanke hue land ko dekh kar didi dar gayi.
Pammi Didi –“Itna lamba, mota bhi bahut hai tera Sourav.”
Me –“Ha didi, bas 3.5” mota hai, aap aram se le logi, tension mat lo.”
Pammi Didi –“Nahi Sourav, mujhe to maja ayega tumhare mote land se chudne me.”
Me –“Didi tum bahut sexy ho, mujhse control nahi ho raha hai Didi.”

Didi ka gora badan mujhe pagal kar raha tha. Pammi didi ki size 34-30-34 hai, gora badan sangmarmar ki tarah chamak raha tha, samanya se ball ki jaise kadak kadak chuchiyan, patli kamar aur ubhrati hui gand 34 ki, mujhe madhosh kar rahe the. Didi Ajanta-Ellora ki gufao ki nang murtiyo si sex ki devi pratit ho rahi thi. Itni sudol badan ko jakad kar mera land to thanthana utha tha. Gala sukh raha tha, maine Didi ke hotho par apne hoth jama diye, aur chusna suru kiya. Didi ne bhi apna gulabi lips khol kar mere jibh ko andar daal liya. Didi ki dono chuchiyon ko maine hatho me bhar liya aur dabane laga, khade hone ki wajah se didi ke sarir par meri pakad kamjor hui, kyuki mere hath to didi ki chuchiyon par vayast the. Maine Didi ko deewar par sta diya, aur Didi ke jangho ke bich apna land ghusa diya.
Didi ne mere land ko hath se pakda. Aur, apne boor ke upar ragadne lagi. Didi mere land ko apne boor par ragde ja rahi thi. Ragad itni hard thi ki mano mera land jhad jayega. Shayad didi ko ragadne se hi maza aata hai, aadat si ho gayi hai didi ko ragadne ki. Unko asli chudai ke maze ka zyan hi nahi hai. Maine didi ko ulta kiya aur deewar par daba diya. Fir maine picche se didi ki dono chuchiyo ko pakaad kar masla. Chuchiyo ke dono nipples par chutkiya kati. Didi sisiyane lage…. Aur apna right picche karke mere land ko pakad liya. Aur apne jangho ke bich daba liya. Left hand se didi ne mere land ko apne boor par rakha aur ragadna suru kar diya. Mujhe bhi maza aane laga. Maine did ko chuchiyo ko aur jor se masalna suru kiya. Didi ka maza duguna badh gaya. Wo aur jor jor se ragadne lagi mere land par apni boor ko. Maine didi ke kaan ko muh me bhar liya aur chusne laga, main didi ko betahasa chume ja raha tha, aur chuchiyo ko bhi masalta raha. Didi ko bahut maza aa raha tha.
Mujhe bhi accha lag raha tha, maine didi ko roka nahi. Didi dhanush ki tarah jhukti ja rahi thi picchhe ki orr. Mai bhi jhuk kar didi ki boor par land ragad raha tha. Achanak didi ne mere land ko chhod diya aur sidhi ho gayi. Maine didi ki chuchiyo fir se tham liya aur dabane laga. Didi ne fir se mere land ko pakda aur apne boor me bhida diya. Didi bhi bahut garam ho chuki thi, mera taapmaan bhi hadd se bahar ho rha tha. Agar iss waqt koi thermometer lagata mere muh me, to thermometer to faat hi jata. Ye garmi mujhse bhi bardast nahi ho rahi thi. Fan bhi full speed par chal rahi thi, Maine didi ke gardan ko pakad kar deewar par daba diya, aur lips ko muh me daal kar chusne laga. Didi ab bhi mere land ko ragde ja rahi thi. Achanak didi dhili se padne lagi shayad Didi skhalit hone lagi thi. Mai bhi charam par pahuchne hi wala tha, maine bhi kamar chalana suru kar diya. Land didi ke jangho ke bich fasa tha, aur naram naram boor par ragad kha raha tha. Achanak mai bekaboo ho gaya, aur mere land se garam lava fut pada. Mere land se muth nikal kar didi ke jangho se bahne laga. Kuch chiitte deewar par bhi lage. Dono jhad chuke the aur dhile pad rahe the. Maine didi ko uthaya ko bistar par gir pada. Didi bhi sikud gayi thi.
Tabhi achanak doorbell baj uthi. Ting tong ting tong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mai hadbada kar khada ho gaya, mai darr gaya tha, didi bhi jhat se khadi ho gayi aur bathroom ki orr bhagi. Mai bhi apne room ke orr bhaga, bhagte hue maine apne kapde utha liye. Aur, bathroom me ghus gaya, Jaldi se land ko saaf kiya aur kapde pahne, Didi bhi bathroom se nikal kar apnr room ka darwaja andar se band kar liya tha, mai bhag kar darwaja kholne gaya. Maine dhire se darwaja khola to dekha Priya khadi thi. Maine Priya se puchha –“Kaha gayi thi tum????”
Priya –“Kya bhaiya, ek to main bahar se aa rahi ho, garmi bhi itnii hai, darwaja kholne me itna late bhi kiya, aur ab andar bulana chhod kar sawaal kar rahe ho.”
Me –“O O O andar aao jaldi se. main tumhare liye kuch drink banata hoon.”
Priya muskurayi, aur boli –“Bhaiya, drink banana matlab wine daalna glass me. Boliye, colddrink laata hoon.”
Me –“Haa yaar, aate hi lecture class suru tera. Bhaiya ye nahi karo, bhaiya wo galat. chal andar aa ab.”

Main fridge ki orr badha, aur Priya hall me jakar baith gayi. Maine fridge se Maaza ki bottle nikali aur 2 glass me bhar kar hall ki orr badha. Maine ek glass Priya ki orr badhaya. Priya ne glass pakadte hue pucchha –“Bhaiya match nahi dekh rahe ho, India ka match aa raha hai, aur aap nahi dekh rahe ho, impossible.”
Me –“Are yaar, baat hi mat karo India team ki tum, kab jitega kab harega pata ki nahi, saala match dekh kar 4 ghanta kaun barbaad karega.”
Priya –“Kya bhaiya, 4 match khela India ne, aur charo match jita hai, ab aur kya expectation hai aapki Indian Cricket Team se ki 4 me se 5 match jeet le. Kya bhaiya aap bhi na. Apne goroup me top par hai. Aur kya kar sakte hai, bechare.”
Me –“Chhod yar, chal TV on kar, remote de idhar, last kuch overs bache ho sayad.”
Priya –“Remote kaha hai, idhar to nahi hai.” Priya ne sofa ke kono me khojte hue kaha.

Me –“Idhar bhi nahi dikh raha hai, drawer me dekh, kahi kisi ne recks par to nahi rakh diya, ya fir se Maa kitchen me kahi rakh kar bhool gayi.”
Priya –“Kya musibat hai yaar, ye remote to aise gayab hota hai, jaise kisi Govt scheme ka fund ho. Bill pass hua aur fund gayab.”
Me –“Shant ho ja Priya, itna gussa nahi karte, mil jayega, yahi kahi hoga.”
Priya –“Aap pahle dhoond ka nahi rakh sakte the. Ab sara ghar remote khojte chalo. Pakka didi apne room me lekar chali gayi hogi.”

Me –“Didi ka to darwaja bhi band hai. Mujhe khana dekar darwaja band karke so gayi, pata nahi jagi bhi hai ya abhi tak so rahi hai.”
Priya –“Maa kaha hai, kahi gayi hai kya.”
Me –“ha, Didi ne bataya, bazaar gayi hai, ab tak to aa jana chahiye tha, aati hi hogi, tu ruk main dekhta hu Didi ke room me.”
Priya –“Ok, main fir baithi hoon aram se. Sahi jagah par kuch milta hi nahi ghar me to, sabkuck messed up(ast-vayast). ”

Main Didi ke room ka darwaja knock karta hoon. –“Didi, its me, Priya has came. (Didi, main hoon, Priya aa gayi hai)”
Didi –“Ok, wait just 1 sec!”
Didi ne darwaja khola, to main andar jakar idhar udhar remote khojne laga. Didi mere taraf ab bhi pyar se dekhe ja rahi thi.
Me –“Didi please, don’t overreact, It happens sometimes. You know already, then also (Didi, atyadhik pratikriya mat dijiye, aisa hota hai kabhi kabhi. Aap to janti hai, fir bhi).”
Didi –“How you can be so much calm (Tum itna shant kaise ho). You ejaculated on me (Tumne mere upar virya giraya). You should tell me before cumming (Tumhe shkalan se pahle mujhe batana chahiye tha). Aur, ab kya dhoond rahe ho mere kamre me.”

Maine dekha to deewar par virya ke nishan nahi the, sayad Didi ne saaf kar diya tha. Maine didi ko dhanyawaad kaha.
Me –“Thank you didi. Bahut maza aaya mujhe to. Aur, thank you fir se, deewar saaf karke mujhe bachane ke liye, ab jaldi se remote dijiye. Priya ko match dekhana hai. nahi to match bhi khtm ho jayega.”
Priya –“Kya bhaiya mila kya. Ab to match bhi khtm ho jayega. Tab kya PMP (post match presentation) dekhenge.”
Me –“Nahi mila yaar, Didi chalo tum bhi remote dhoondo.”
Didi –“Remote computer table par hai. Akal to hai nahi aur yaha waha khoj rahe ho dono.”
Didi bhi bahar hall me aa jati hai. Ab didi ko dekh kar aisa bilkul nahi lag raha tha ki hamare bich kuch hua hai. Didi ab puri tarah se normal thi. Maine bhi chain ki saans li.
Didi –“Tum log dono maaza pi rahe ho, aur mujhe pucchha tak nahi.”
Priya –“Didi, aapko kisi ne roka hai kya. Glass le aayiye, aur le lijiye.”
Didi –“Saurav ja na mere liye glass le aa.”

Main utha aur didi ke liye glass ke aaya, glass me cold drink daala aur Didi ko diya. TV chalu hua, aur humlog match dekhne lage.
Priya –“Kya baat hai, bhaiya, aj to Didi ki baat ek bar me hi maan gaye. Tabiyat to thik hai na.”
Tabhi Maa ghar me in (pravesh) karti hai. Maa –“Kiski tabiyat, kya hua kis-so????”
Priya –“Kuch nahi hua kisi ko, baitho ab tum aram se pahle.”

Ab main kaise batata Priya ko ki, Didi ke boor ke liye glass kya pura kitchen bhi utha kar lana pade to le aaunga main. Hum sabhi match dekhne lage. India jeet rahi thi. It was a clear win for India, so not so interesting match. Main abhi bhi soch raha tha ki ye kaise ho gaya

Isse pahle aap logo ne padha ki kaise mere land ne aain waqt par dhokha diya. Aise dhokha to dono taraf se hone hi tha, itna waqt hi nahi tha ki puri chudai ho paati, ek tarah se thik hi hua ki jaldi se main jhad gaya, kam se kam kuch der ke liye shanti to mili. Udhar Bipin Pooja didi ki chudai me vayast tha to main idhar apni Pammi Didi ko puri chudai bhi na kar payaa. Abhi Maa mere saath sat kar sofe par baithi hui thi. Bipin ki baato ne mere maan me maa ke prati vichar jaga diye the. Meri Maa ke moti moti jange meri jangho se sate hue the. Abhi maa bazaar se aayi thi to badan garam tha, maine dhire se apna ek haath unki jangh par rakh diya. Maa ko to pata bhi nahi chala, sabhi match dekhne me vayast the. Maine dhire dhire maa ki jangho par hath chalana suru kar diya. Maa ne iska koi virodh nahi kiya, shayad unhe ye ehsash hi nahi tha ki main kis iraade se unki janghe sahla raha hoon.
Me –“Maa, bahut thak gayi hogi na, chalo main tumhare pair daba deta hoon, bologi to maalis bhi kar dunga.”
Maa –“Are nahi beta, abhi dher sara kaam baki hai, baad me dekhte hai. Abhi to zara bhi time nahi hai. tere Papa bhi aate hi honge.”

Didi ne mujhe chitti kati, aaouch. Didi shayad samjh rahi thi ki main kyu maa ki maalis karna chahta hoon.
Pammi Didi – “Main sab samjh rahi hoon, tu kyu maa ki maalis karna chahta hai, bahut bada kameena hai re tu bhai. Abhi Didi ke boor me muth giraye aadha ghanta bhi nahi hua hai ki maa ke badan se satne jage jakar. Yahi haal raha tera to, Priya ko bhi khatra hai tujhse.”
Me –“Didi, Priya abhi bacchi hai, usko kyu bich me la rahi ho, tumhare assets itne mast hi hai ki main fisal gaya, lekin Priya ke liye to main aisa soch bhi nahi sakta.”
Didi –“Nahi soch raha hai to sochna suru kar de, nahi to kahi aisa na ho ki wo bahar marwana suru kar de. Wo ab koi bacchi nahi rahi hai, jawani fut fut kar bahar aane ko tadaap rahi hai uski. Maine to kisi tarah sambhal liya tha khud ko, lekin ab zamana wo nahi rah gaya hai, 20-25 ladke dost hai uske, kisi ko bhi mauka mila to tangein utha kar pel dega usko.”
Me –“Didi, aap Priya ke liye aisa kaise bol sakti hai.”

Didi –“Kyu? Tu apne Maa ki gand marne ki soch sakta hai, aur main apni chotti bahan ka khayal bhi nahi rakh sakti.”
Me –“Really didi, you are too much, & Priya is a kid now, she needs at least 2-3 years to prepare mentally. I don’t think she even have any idea over sex (Didi aap bhi na hadd ho, Priya abhi chotti hai, kam-se-kam 2-3 saal aur lagenge usko mansik roop se taiyar hone me, aur mujhe lagta ki use sambhog ke bare me kuch bhi pata hai).”
Didi –“Only you think so, but the truth is she is completely a ripen fruit now, which should be consume faster, otherwise someone else will suck her JUZZY mangoes (Sirf tum aise sochte ho, lekin sach ye hai ki, wo ab ek paki hui faal ban chuki hai, jisko jaldi se kha lena chahiye, nahi to koi aur uske RASBHARI aamoo ko chus lega).”

Me –“Didi, are you fantasizing her, damn you are such a slut (Didi, Kya tum uske bare me sochti ho, sachmuch tum aise hi randi ho).”
Didi –“Randi to main ho hi bhai, lekin teri randi hu re. Ab jaldi se 2-4 boond andar bhi daal de raja, booriya fadwane ke ke fadak rahi ho raja.”
Me –“Didi, jab tum hadd se jyada gandi baatein karti ho, to sachmuch mujhe bahut maza aata hai, tum meri sabse pyari randi banogi didi.”
Didi –“Dekh Maa bhi garam hai aur Priya bhi taiyar hai, pahle mera game baja acche se, meri aag mita saka, to main tera pura saath dungi Maa aur Priya ko patane me, main nahi chahti ki Priya bahar marwane jaye aur maa ke liye to 10-10 land bhi kam hi hai, tera bhi le hi legi.”

Match khtm hone ke baad Pammi Didi aur Priya apne kamre me chali gayi. Main bhi apne kamre me chala gaya. computer start kiya aur Xossip par incest stories padhne laga, maine apne threads par aaye request aur appreciation par reply karna suru kiya. Tabhi achanak Pammi Didi mere kamre me dakhil hui, Didi ne socha ki main kisi dost ko email kar raha hoon.

Didi –“Kya, ab kise mail kar rahe ho. Bata rahe ho sabko apne land ke kisse, ki kaise chodne se pahle hi tumhara tapak jata hai, tap tap tap….”
Me –“Didi, aisa pahli bar hua tha, Pooja ko to 20 minutes tak choda tha, fir 5 minute chuswaya tha, tab kahi jakar nikla tha.”
Didi –“Tune Pooja ke muh me hi chhod diya tha kya??”

Me –“Aur nahi to kya, pilaa diya randi ko apna muth.”
Didi –“Aaah bhai, bada maza aaya hoga na. Mujhe kyu nahi pilaya muth. Aise bhi bahar hi gira diya tha, to pila deta na.”
Me –“Didi, ye koi chwanprash nahi hai jo pikar tumko energy milegi, ek bar muh me jayega, tab pata chalega ki kitna salty hota hai. Fir bologi ki muh me kyu gira diye.”
Didi –“Nahi bolungi, tu pahle chakha to sahi apna muth mujhe.”

Me –“Chak lo, maine kaun sa apna land locker me band karke rakha hai. Ek zip hi to hai, khlo aur chusna suru kar do.”
Didi ne mere room ka darwaja band kar diya, aur mera pant khol kar niche kar diya. Mera land so raha tha, lekin Didi ke hath me jate hi halchal suru ho gayi land me. Didi ne dhire se sahlaya mere land ko, aur jibh nikal kar supade ko chata, main anand vibhor ho utha. Land tanakne laga, didi ne mere land ko upar se niche tak chatna suru kar diya tha. Didi ne apne left hand se mere dono aando ko pakad rakha tha, aur jibh se land ko chat-ti ja rahi thi.
Me –“Didi, muh ke andar daalo na ab.”
Didi –“Daalti hu baba, itni jaldi kya hai, koi railgaadi chhute ja rahi hai kya??”

Didi ne jaise hi mere land ko apne muh me daala, mera land fanak kar apne pure size me aa gaya. Mujhe naisargik anand ki anubhuti ho rahi thi, aur Didi mast rand kutiya ki tarah mere land par muh maar rahi thi. Maine didi ke muh ko chodna suru kiya, Didi mere aur dekhne lagi, jisne aag me ghee ka kaam kiya. Ab didi bhi jor jor se mera land kha rahi thi, land didi ki laar se puri tarah geela ho chuka tha. Aasani se didi ke muh me aa ja raha tha. Maine speed badhayi aur fir achanak land me didi ke dant gad gaye. Main cheekh utha, aur land muh se bahar nikal liya.

Me –“Aaah, aah, Didi yeh kya kiya, dant kyu kaata mere land par.”
Didi –“Pahli baar hai na bhai, galti se ho gaya. Tum to aise muh chod rahe ho ki jaise kitna din se marwa rahi hu main. Pahli baar to land muh me liya hai, aur tum randi ke jaisa pel rahe ho muh me. Dant galti se lag gaya.”
Me –“Jao main nahi chusata tumko apna land.”

Didi –“Dekhne to de, kahi lagi to nahi mere land par. Kata to nahi.”
Me –“Are wah, ab mera land tera ho gaya.”
Didi –“Jab mai chud rahi hu tere land se, to mera hi na hua.”
Me –“Abhi ek bar bhi chudi nahi ho ki itna haq jata rahi ho, chudne ke baad to mujhe kahi orr jane hi nahi dogi tum.”
Didi –“Bilkul sahi, kahi nahi jane dungi, ghar me 3 tiya 9 ched hai, to tu bahar kya karne jayega? Pahle yaha ghar me sabki khujli mita de, fir bahar jana Dooja Pooja ko chodne.”

Me –“Accha, chal ab jhuk kar khadi ho ja bed par. Main iss bar to teri chut mar kar hi rahunga. Wo to tune ragad ke nikal di thi paani nahi to usi waqt chod deta tumko.”
Didi –“Time bhi to nahi tha utna, abhi aram se chod, Priya padh rahi hai, aur Maa kitchen me busy hai, Papa kahi bahar hai, jaldi se daal de na.”

Maine Pammi Didi ko bistar ke jhuka ke lita diya, Didi ke gand bistar ke kinare thi aur pair niche latak rahe the, didi aadhi bistar par leti thi, main Didi ke pichhe khada ho gaya aur jhuk kar Didi ke boor par land sata diya. Boor utni gili nahi thi, main niche baith gaya aur didi ke fank me muh ghhusa kar chatne laga. Ab Didi ki chut puri gili ho chuki thi, maine Didi ke boor par thuk diya, aur apne land par bhi thuk lagaya, aur Fir jhuk kar Didi ke chut ke muhane par apna land bhida diya.

Ab meri kunwari Pammi Didi ki seal tutne wali thi. Maine didi ke sar par ek takiya rakh kar daba diya, taki agar didi cheekhe bhi to awaz bahar na nikle. Maine ek hath se didi ko dabaya aur ghapa ghap 3 shot maar diye jor ke. Didi dard se bilbila uthi, Didi ki cheekh nikal gayi thi, Mera supada didi ki boor me ghus chuka tha. Didi ki boor ki jhilli bhi fat chuki thi, main apne land par Didi ka garam garam khun ko mahsus kar sakta tha, Didi rone lagi thi.

Maine Didi ko pichhe se daboch rakha tha, aur takiye se Didi ke sar ko daba rakha tha. Didi ne hilne ki bahut kosis ki, lekin koi fayda nahi hua. Maine didi ko halal huye murge ke jaise daba rakha tha, didi ke boor se khun ris ris kar bahar aa raha tha. Farsh par khoon ke 4 bunde tapak chuki thi, aur mera land didi ke boor me 4” ghusa hua tha. Main bhi bilkul hila dula nahi, aur ek haath se Didi ki pith sahlata raha, fir jab Didi puri tarah se shant ho gayi to maine dhire se pakad dhili ki, Didi aadhi behosh ho chuki thi.

Maine socha ki kahi aur choda to Didi behosh na ho jaye. Land boor me abhi bhi fasa hua tha, maine pas me pade paani ka bottle uthaya aur Didi ko diya. Didi ne bottle khol kar thoda paani piya. Ab Didi ka dard kuch kam ho chuka tha.
Didi –“Kya jaldi thi tujhe itni, samajh kyea rakha hai tune mujhe. Aise karta hai kya koi bhala.”
Me –“Are didi, pahli bar to seal toda hai, koi rozz ka kaam to hai nahi thoda jor se lag gaya.”
Didi –“Ab 2 minute shant rah, nikalna mat land apna, nahi to fir se andar nahi jayega. Tu bada nirdayi hai bhai.”
Me –“Didi ab ghoda ghaas se dosti karega, to khayega kya????”

Didi –“Tu ghoda hai ye to dikh raha hai tere ghode jaise land se, main ghaas kaise hui.”
Me –“Mera chara jo ho tum, main tumko kha raha hoon jo. Jab koi khata hai jaldi jaldi to bolte hai gapa-gap kha raha hai, jab koi chodta hai jaldi jaldi to bolte hai ghapa-ghap chod raha hai, jyada fark bhi to nahi hai, bas ek h hi to extra hai Didi.”
Chal ab baate mat mana, dhire dhire andar bahar kar, isse jyada andar mat daalna abhi aur. Maine Didi ki baat maan li, aur dhire dhire land chalane laga Didi ki boor me. Kareeb 5 minute tak main aise hi Didi ko chodta raha, Didi ko bhi dard aur masti ka mila jula sukh mil raha tha. Fir maine didi ko sidha lita diya aur pel diya Didi ke boor me land, 4” se jyada ghusane ko didi se mana kiya tha, isliye main sambhal kar chod raha tha. Didi bhi aah uhh kiye ja rahi thi.

Lagbhag 10 minute baad, mujhe aise laga ki mera land khadne wala hai. Ghar me hone ke karan main jor jor se gaaliya bhi nahi de sakta tha, aur na hi Didi cheekh sakti thi. Fir bhi jitna mumkin tha, ho raha tha.
Me –“Didi, main aa raha hu ab. AAah aaah.”
Didi –“Mera bhi chhutne hi wala hai bas gati banaye rakh.”
Main usi tezzi se pelta raha aur Didi ke boor me apna sara muth udhel diya. Didi ne bhi takiye ko jor se pakad liye, aur jhad gayi.

Pahle round ka khel ho chuka tha. Didi aur Main dono qualify ho chuke the, second round me jane ke liye. Ab second round raat ko hi hoga.

Udhar Priya kaafi der se kamre me akeli thi. Priya soch rahi thi ki Didi aj Bhaiya ke room me itni der se kya kar rahi hai. Usne socha ki jaakar dekhti hoon, use andaaz hua ki koi na koi khichdi to ban rahi hai dono ke bich, khichdi ka taste to ban-ne ke baad pata chalega. jab tak Khichdi banti hai, tab tak aap log update padhiye….

Pammi Didi –“Saurav, Iss bar bhi tune mujhe apna muth nahi chakhaya, Chal koi baat nahi, jaldi se kamra thik kar le, kahi koi aa gaya to, aur agli baar se dhire chodna samjha.”

Didi uthi aur ek gande kapde se farsh par gire khoon ki bundo ko saaf kiya, aur bathroom jakar khud ko bhi saaf kar liye. Didi bathroom se nikal kar mere paas aayi, aur bistar par baith gayi.

Didi –“Kya re, itni jor se kyu daala tha. Faad di meri bbor puri tarah se.”
Me –“Kya karta Didi, aj se pahle kabhi kisi ki seal nahi todi hai na to pata hi nahi chala ki kitni tezi se shot marna hai.”
Didi –“Thik hai, par agle baar se dhyan rakhna, dard to ho raha hai abhi bhi, 2-4 rahega abhi lagta hai.”

Me –“Chalo koi baat nahi, Didi. Ab tum apne room me jao, nahi to Priya ko shak ho jayega, fir chudai ka inam thukai milega dono ko.”
Didi –“Ha ha ha ha!! Ok, chal See u again, at 12.”
Me –“Again, fir se raat ko. Didi Priya ko pata chal jayega aise to.”
Didi –“Are tu chinta mat kar, main use bahar se band kar dungi. Fir wo aram se andar soti rahegi.”

Bahar jane ke liye Didi ne jaise hi mere room ka darwaja khola to dheka Priya bahar khadi thi. Hum dono sakpaka gaye ki kahi Priya ne hamari baate sun to nahi li hai na.
Didi –“Are tu kab aayi, aur knock kyu nahi kiya aakar????”

Priya –“Abhi to aayi hu, knock karne hi wali thi ki aapne darwaja khol diya. Ap aj bhaiya se itni friendly kyu ho rahi hai, kya plan ban raha hai aap dono ka. Mujhe pata hai, kuch na kuch program to ban hi raha hai.”
Tabhi, Maa kitchen se bahar aati hai hall me. Maa ke haath me roti ki hotpot thi. Shayad wo rotiya dining table par rakhne ja rhi thi.
Maa –“Are, teeno yaha aram se gapp mar rahe hai, aur, padhai kaun karega????? hummm….”

Priya –“Hey Mamma, we were just Xossiping a bit!!!!!”
Maa –“Chalo sabhi ab hath-muh dho lo jaldi se, khana lagane ja rahi hu main. Papa bhi aa chuke hai, kuch kaam kar rahe hai laptop par.”
Me –“Are baap re, Papa kab aaye? Thanks XB, sidhe mere room me nahi aaye, warna aaj to laude lagne pakke the.”

Didi –“Chalo koi baat nahi, Ab fresh ho jao.”
Me –“Kya har par koi baat nahi, koi baat nahi, laga rakha hai. Lapataganj2 ke Lala samjhe ho kya khud ko????”
Didi –“Chalo koi baat nahi, hi hi hi hi hi!!!!!!!!!! Chal jaldi kar ab, table par aa.”

Main bathroom gaya, jor ki mutwass lagi thi, mutkar halka hua, hath pair dhoye, aur tauliye se pochte hue bahar aaya hall me. Sabhi Dining table par mera intezar kar rahe the. Are, saare ke saare Flash ban gaye hai kya?? Itne tezz?? Kahi Didi ko chod kar meri battery to down nahi ho gayi hai?? Are yar, main bhi kya kya logic lagata rahta hu. Insano me battery kaha hoti hai. Par ek din aisa aayega, jab insan bhi battery se hi chalenge. Khair chalo koi baat nahi….

Maa –“Aao khana khao, ya wahi khada khada sochta rahega, pata nahi din bhar kya sochta rahta hai.”
Papa –“Aa jao beta, bekar ka tujhe sab sunate rahti hai. Aa jao ab.”
Maine wallclock ki orr dekha, 10 baj chuke the, isliye sabhi bol rahe the ki der ho gayi hai, Didi ki seal todne me kuch jyada hi samay lag gaya. Maine socha tha ki 8 baj rahe honge, lekin 2 baj chuke hai, matlab humne kaafi lambi chudai ki hai. Isliye thakavat bhi bahut ho rahi hai.

Ab khakar sounga yaar, sounga kha yaar, Didi ne to bola hai ki raat ko bhi Balam-Pichkari khelegi. Uffff, meri pichkari kuch jyada hi rang chhod rahi hai aj kal. Udhar Pooja Didi ki gand nahi mil rahi hai, aur Didi risk par risk leti ja rahi hai. Kahi pakde gaye to bas ho jayega bella-faad(a game played with tops, rural boys will familiar with it gand ka to.

Didi –“Ab aaoge bhi khane ki wahi gadhi dekhte raat bhar khada rahoge.”
Me –“Hmm, aaya.” Fir hum sabne khana khaya, aur sone ke liye apne apne kamre me chale gaye. Main dekh raha tha ki Pammi Didi Priya ko kaise sulati hai. Agar Pammi Didi ko ‘Balam-Pichkari’ khelni hai to Priya ko sulana hi hoga, Mere man me ab bhi ye daar tha ki kahi Priya ne hamari baat sun to nahi liya hai.

Main isliye aashwast ho jana chahta tha. Maa kitchen ke saare bache kamo ko niptane me jutt gayi. Main Pammi Didi aur Priya ke kamre me gaya, dekha dono khit pit kar rahi hai kisi baat par.
Me –“Kya ho gaya, ab kis baat par.”
Didi –“Are kuch nahi, bol rahi hai, aaj rat bhar nahi soyegi, padhai karni hai.”

Mera shak aur bhi prabal hota gaya. Pakka Priya ne kuch na kuch to suna hai. Maine man bana liya ki agar Priya ne kuch nahi kaha to thik hai. Agar kuch puchha to bol denge ki movie dekhe rahe the, tune wahi awaz suni hogi, aur movie me to kuch bhi dialogues hote hai, jinka satya se koi lena dena nahi hota.
Me –“Rat bhar jagogi to tabiyat bigad jayegi, so jao, subah uth jana, fir padhai kar lena.”

Didi ne Priya ke doodh(milk glass not choochi) me nind ki ek goli mila di, aur Priya ko pila diya. Ab Priya to rat bhar sone wali thi, maine Didi se ke kano me kaha –“Didi, to aj raat to tumko dono taraf se baja dunga. Puri raat bhar ke liye tum aaj meri ho.”
Didi –“Main to hamesa ke liye teri hi hoon, Priya ko to sula diya hai, ab Maa aur Papa ka kya kare.”

Me –“Unki chinta mat karo, wo log khud busy rahenge, agar jage bhi rahe to wo kamre se bahar aane wale nahi hai, aaj ka khana accha tha, to kuch to asar hoga raat ko.”
Didi –“Badmash, Maa Papa ko to chhod de re.”
Me –“Didi, tum bahut acchi ho, ab mujhe chodne ke liye Bipin ke ghar bhi nahi jana padega, ab to apne ghar me hi meri randi didi ready hai. Jab time milega chod liye.”
Didi –“Aur chod chod ke rula diya, Kyu?? hai na??”

Me –“Didi, sorry to bola na, ab kitni baar bologi, sach much pata hi nahi chala tha ki itni jor ki fat jayegi tumhari. Ab to thik ho gaya na.”
Didi –“Nahi thik hui hai, abhi bhi dard hai, lekin, jsi tarah loha lohe ko kat-ta hai, usi tarah dard bhi dard ko kat-ta hai.”

Me –“Hmmm, bada na, band karo apni philosophy.Aur, jakar dekho Priya soyi ya nahi. Pata nahi Maa ko aur kitna time lagega kitchen ka sara kam niptane me. Tu ja sone ka natak kar, aur jab sab so jaye to mere kamre me aa jana, main darwaja khula hi rakhunga. Chupke se aa jana.”

Main apne kamre me aakar so gaya. Aur, didi bhi apne kamre me chali gayi….

Didi ne kamre me jakar dekha to Priya gahri nind me so rahi thi. Main apne kamre me bade hi besabri se Didi ka intezar kar raha tha. Aur, idhar Maa ab bhi kitchen me kaam kar rahi thi. Waqt to mano kate nahi kaat raha tha. Ghadi ki tick tick ke awaz mano meri chhati par moong daal rahe the. Haramkhor ye ghadi itna shor kyu macha raha hai, sayad madarchod mujh par haas raha hai. Main gadhi ke orr ek-tak taake ja raha tha, ki kab ye madarchod 12 ka alarm bajaye. Aur, Didi mere baho me aakar shama jaye. Raat ka aalam aur Pammi Didi ka sath, wo bhi pure raat.

Suhag-subah Pooja Didi ke saath mana chuka tha, Suhag-sham bhi Pammi Didi ke naam kar chuka tha. Aaaj pahli baar ratri sambhog karne ka mauka mila tha, Wo bhi ekaant me, bina koi rok tok, naa koi adchan. Bas der thi to ess baat ki kab ye bahanchod gadhi 12 bajaye. Main man hi man soche ja raha tha aur khud se hi baate kiye ja raha tha. Aankho me nind kaha aane wali thi, 21 ki jawaan ladki meri aaj ko raat rangeen banane wali thi,aur wo ladki agar apni Didi ho to kya kahne!!!! Aise duskar samay me kis kambakht ko nind aa sakti hai. Har bhai ka yahi sapna hota hai ki uski Didi uski raat ki raani ban jaaye, aur agar wo khud se uske kamre me aaye to, matlab purn roop se swachhand sambhog ki prapti nischit hai, jo ess dharaa par ek matra moksha ka marg hai.

Pammi Didi ki intezar ki ye gadhi bahut hi kastkari ho rahi thi, lekin Didi ki virah ki agni se mere land ki jwala aur bhi prajwalit ho uthti thi, kisi bhi tarah se ess waqt ko paar karna hi tha. Iss muskil gadhi me mera ek matra saathi tha, maine apne uss saathi ko yaad kiya, aur computer on karke ‘Xossip’ par logon kiya. Apne thread me gaya to dekha, story update karne ke liye saikado (100s) request aaye hai, maine sabko thanks kaha. Mari sacchi kahani sabko pasand aa rahi thi, ab agla update dene ke liye mere paas koi kahani nahi thi, ab main kya karta to maine post kar diya ki –“Dear friends, next update aaj raat ki chudai ke baad hi milegi aap logo ko.”

Maine Poll me puchha sabse ki kya aaj raat mujhe Didi ki gand bhi maar leni chahiye???? Kya Didi mujhse gand marwayegi aaj???? Kya Didi apne fati hui boor ko dekhkar daar gayi hai???? Kya Didi aaj raat chudne aayegi???? Kya Didi mere land se aur bhi maze legi????
Jawaab ke intezar me 30 minute tak ruka raha. Meri thread me har ghante kam se kam 4000 log visit karte the, 30 minute me hi 412 logo ne poll ka jawaab diya, jisme se 344 logo ka answer first option tha – “Didi ki gand bhi maar leni chahiye.”

Ab intezar tha ki bas ab 12 baje aur, Didi mere kamre me aaye. Main man hi man Maa ko bhi gaali diye ja raha tha, ki wo itne der tak kitchen me kaar kya rahi hai. Waqt kaatna mano nark katne ke barabar ho raha tha. Ab karu bhi to kya karu. Ye chinal gadhi to saali aage badh hi nahi rahi hai. Main apne bistar par aakar let gaya, aur fir gadhi ko niharne laga. Kuch bhi kaho yaar intezar ka maza bhi alag hi hota hai. Main apne kamre se bahar nikal kar hall me aakar baith gaya, kitchen me jhank kar dekha to Maa andar bartan saaf kar rahi thi. Mera dhyan ghumte ghumte Maa ki gand par jakar atak gayi, Maa ki gand me tarbuzz hi tarah gol gol dikh rahi thi, Maan me aaya ki Maa ki gand ka footaball bana kar goal maar doon. Main ab Maa ki gand marne ki sochne laga, mera hath khud ba khud land ke upar chala gaya, main dhire dhire land ko pant ke upar se hi masalne laga. Ab mera soya land me bhadakne laga tha. Maa ke gand ka jadoo chalne laga tha mere HD (Harley-Davidson) par. Ghaan ghaan karke mere land ka engine start ho chuka tha, der thi to bas Didi ki aane ki. Didi ki aate hi 5th gear par daal dena tha apne HD ko, aur Didi ko highway ki shair par le chalta. Maa ki labalab hilte gand ne apna jadoo to chala diya tha, par sirf mujh par nahi, mere Papa par bhi. Achanak Papa bhi apne room se hall me nikal aaye.

Papa –“Tum yaha kya kar rahe ho, TV bhi on nahi hai, to kar kya rahe ho.”
Me –“Papa, nind nahi aa rahi hai. Kya karta room me mann bhi nahi lag raha hai. Aur, aaj Didi aur Priya bhi itni jaldi so chuki hai.”
Papa –“Chalo koi baat nahi, Tum jakar so jao, main dekhta hoon teri Maa kya khajana dhoond rahi hai kitchne me.”
Me –“Kya Papa, aap bhi LALA ban gaye.”
Papa –“Tum sabhi bolte rahte ho, sun sun kar mere muh se bhi nikal gaya.”

Main room me chala gaya, aur darwaje ke pichhe se chhup kar Papa ko dekhne laga ki Papa kya karenge Maa ke saath. Papa kitchen me gaye aur Maa ko pichhe se pakad liya, aur Maa ki gand me land ragadne lage jhuk kar.
Maa –“Kya karte ho, koi dekh lega na, chalo 2 minute me aati hoon.”
Papa –“Hay meri Shweta rani, bardast kaha ho raha hai ab, aur tu yaha maa chudwa rahi hai kitchen me. Aaja kamre me tere maa ki chudai to mast karunga aaj.”

Papa Maa se maa ki maa yani nani ki chudai ki baat kar rahe the, matlab Papa Maa ki maa ko chodne ki fantasy rakhte hai.
Maa –“Meri maa ki boor ka to bhosda bana diya hai aapne, ab kya chodenge. Aaj meri maa aapse nahi chudegi, samjhe.”
Papa –“Teri maa aage se chudne ko taiyar nahi to, aaj pichhe se maaar leta hoon uski.”
Maa –“Aaj meri maa na boor degi na gand, aaj aap apni maa ko chodiye, samjhe.”

Main Maa aur Papa ki aisi nasty(gandi) vartalaap se aur bhi uttejit ho gaya. Apne Papa ko apne maa aur saas ke bare me baate karte sun main OOC ho gaya(out of control). Ab kar bhi kya sakta tha, abhi muth marta to, Didi ko kaise chodta, ghanta mere pass land hi hai, mastram ki kitaab ka Paltu to main hu nahi jiska land nal jaise bahta rahta hai, Lekin ye bahan ki laudi gadhi chalne ka naam hi nahi le rahi hai. Maa ke laude, ab pakaude khakar chalega kya aage.
Papa –“Chal na kamre me jaldi, bachhe bhi sare so gaye hai, aur meri maa kamre me chudne ko taiyar baithi hai, bolti hai bahu ke samne chudungi.”
Maa –“Jao bas 2 minute, chhodo ab, Sourav jaag hi raha hai abhi.”
Papa –“Wo madarchod to khub teri gand dekh dekh kar land ghis raha tha. Dant kar room me bhagaya hai abhi. Mauka milte hi teri gand ka “nau nava chhihattar” bana dega, samjhi(9×9=76).”

Fir Maa aur Papa hasne lage, Papa apne kamre me chale gaye. Main unki inn bato se achambhit ho gaya tha, ki Maa aur Papa ko pata hai ki main Maa ki gand dekhta hoon, aur unhe iss baat se koi aitraaz nahi hai. Shyad dono itne khush isliye rahte hai, kyuki dono bistar par har tarh ke masti khul kar karte hai. Aur, main itna bada madarchod, bahanchod isliye hoon, kyuki ye mere khoon me hai. Mere Papa bhi madarchod hai, aur ab main bhi madarchod banunga. Lekin, ye gadhi bhi kuch kam madarchod nahi hai, bhosdi wali itni slow kyu chal rahi hai. Maine gadhi ki aur dekh kar kaha –“Teri Maa ki gand me lauda daal kar barah(12) baja dunga madarbhagat, apni maa ki gand bachani hai to saali jaldi 12 baja, nahi to karke uski tange chaude, de dunga uske gand me laude.”

Itni muskil se abhi tak sirf ek ghanta hi paar hua tha, abhi bhi 30 minutes baki tha. Aur, mere land ki haalat kharab thi, Didi ki intezar me mere land ne kuch bund aashu bahaye, mere chaddi ne mere land ke aanshu poch kar santvana diya. Main bhi apne land ko samjha hi raha tha ki bas beta 30 minute sabr kar fir to Suhag-raat suru hone hi wali hai. Mera land Maa aur Papa ke baato se bahak chuka tha. Maa ne sare kaam niptaya aur apne kamre me jakar darwaja band kar liya. Maine socha ki kyu na darwaje ke samne jakar andar ki kuch baate suni jaye. Ya fir khidki se jhaka jaye. Sath hi sath dar bhi lag raha tha ki kahi Maa ya Papa ne dekh liye to khatiya khadi kar denge meri. Aise unko pata to hai ki main Maa ki gand dekhta hu. Par, agar pakda gaya red-handed to fir khair nahi.
12 bajne me abhi bhi 25 minute baki the. Maine socha kyu na, aaj ‘Maa ki Chudai’ live dekhi jaye, socha to kitni hi baar hai, sapne me Maa ko choda bhi hai kai baar, lekin aankho ke samne Maa ki chudai hote dekhne ki baat soch kar rom rom romanchit ho utha.

Main paani pine ke bahane kitchen ke paas chala gaya, dekha to Maa ke kamre ka darwaja band tha, khidki ke paas gaya, dekha khidki khuli thi, maine khidki ke ek palle ko dhire se dhakela. Andar ka nazara dekh kar main achambhit ho gaya, aur wahi freeze hokar khada ho gaya, jo ho raha tha hota raha, aur main khada dekhta raha. Maine kya kya dekha ye janiye agle update me….Main Khidki ke paas khada tha aur Maa-Papa ke room me jhank raha tha, 12 bajne me bache 25 minutes to ab katt hi jayenge lagta hai.
Maine khidki se andar jhanka to dekha ki maa nahane ke baad sirf saaya (petticoat) aur bra pahankar bathroom se bahar nikli. Iske baad maa moisturisor ki bottle lekar bed ke kinare ek chadar daal kar let gai aur moisturiser lagane lagi apne hatho aur pairo par. Achanak maine dekha ki Papa apne kapde utarne suru kar diye hai. Papa puri tarah nange ho gaye to Maa ke bagal me jakar let gaye. Aur Maa ke hath me apna land pakda diya.
Maa –“Aaj to aapka pura tanka hua hai, bahut bada lag raha hai, nahi le paungi itna mota main.”
Papa –“Kuch nahi hoga. Aram se le logi. Hamesa leti ho na aram se, to aaj aisa kya special ho gay hai.”
Maa –“Nahi, aj kuch jyada hi lamba lag raha hai, rozz itna nahi lagta hai, mota bhi jyada lag raha hai.”
Papa –“Are kuch nahi, Saurav tumhari gand dekh dekh kar land masal raha tha, ye dekh kar mera kuch jyda hi tanak gaya hai.”

Maa –“Tanak gaya tha to mujhko chodne bolte na, meri maa ko kyu chodna chah rahe the. Ab meri maa to nahi chudegi, aaj aapki maa ko chodiye.”
Papa –“Haa, chalo tum aaj meri Maa ka role play karo, main tumhari gand marunga.”
Maa Papa se boli–“Beta Kailash, apni maa ko chodega beta????”
Maa ab Dadi ka role play kar rahi thi, aur Papa apni Maa ko chodne wale the. Maine socha Papa to bade wale madarchod hai yaar. Maa bhi har baat par Papa ka sath de rahi thi. Dono apne rati krida me masgul the, aur, mera land jhukno ko taiyar nahi tha, kya karta ab main.

Maine dekha, Papa ka land bahut bada tha, lagbhag 9” lamba aur 4” mota lag raha tha, jaise gadhe ke land ho. Main sochne laga ki aaj to Maa ki gand fat hi jayegi itna mota land kya Maa gand me le payegi. Papa roz raat Maa ki gand marte the. Maa bhi alag alag role play karti hogi daily. Aaj Maa Papa ke Maa ke role me thi, jiske karan Papa pure josh me the. Aur, unka land apne charam tak lamba aur mota ho chuka tha. Yaha tak ki Maa ko bhi dar lag raha tha aaj, ki kahi unki chaudi gand na fat jaye.
Papa –“Maa, aaj apki gand marne ki ichha ho rahi hai, Maa.”
Maa –“Beta, boor maar de aaj, gand me kya rakha hai, mujhe to mazaa aayega nahi beta.”
Papa –“Maa, aapki gand dekh dekh kar mera land thanthana gaya hai Maa, ab palat jao na Maa. Aapki gand ka ched dikhao na betachod Maa.”

Maa palat nahi rahi thi. Papa ne Maa ko jabardasti ulta kar diya, Maa nahi nahi kar rahi thi, lekin Papa sun ne wale nahi the. Ab Maa ki gand ki ched saaf saaf dikhai de rahi thi. Maa pet ke bal jameen par ulti leti thi. Papa Maa ke pairo ke bich baith gaye aur Maa ke gand ko failate huye gand ke ched me ungli daalna suru kiya. Ungli bahut tight ja rahi thi. Lagta hai Maa ne kai dino se gand nahi marwai thi.
Papa –“Maa, aaj to apki gand bahut tight lag rahi hai. Aur mera land bhi aaj lamba ho gaya hai, to aaj to aapki gand gayi kaam se.”
Maa –“Kailash, aram se marna apni maa ki gand, pahle koi cream laga ke soft kar le meri gand ke ched ko, nahi to aaj fatt hi jayegi. Aur, kal main hagg bhi nahi paungi bete.”
Papa –“Kuch nahi hoga Maa, aapke jaise randi bhi royegi to duniya se gand marne ka prachalan hi samapt ho jayega.”
Maa –“Beta, tel laga kar chod na apni maa ki gand.”
Papa pas me pade moisturiser ki bottle utayi aur apne hatheli par dhel sara cream nikal liya, aur Maa ke gand me udel diya. Papa maa ki gand ke ched ki maalis karne lage aur use chodne ke liya taiyar karne lage. Maa bhi gand utha utha kar cream lagwa rahi thi. Papa Maa ke pusht nitambo (gand ke dono hisse, gol gol pawroti jaise, aardh golakar, hemispheres) ki bhi maalis kiye ja rahe the.

Papa –“Maa, taiyar ho apne bete se gand marwane ke liye, ab to tumhari bhuri bhuri gand ke ched ko soft bhi kar diya hai. Ab daal du kya teri gand me maa.”
Maa –“Beta, tumhari maa ki gand sirf tumhari hai, jaise chodne ki ichha ho chod lo, beta tum ek number ke madarchod bete ho.”
Papa –“Ha maa main madarchod hu, aur galiyaa do na maa. Mujhe maza aata hai jab aap gandi gandi gaaliya deti ho.”
Maa ke gand ki maalis karne ke baad Papa ne apne land par bhi kuch cream lagaya. Jaise hi maine Papa ke land ko dekha to mujhe laga ki aaj to Maa ki gand fatne wali hai. Maa ke gand me cream lagane ke baad Papa ne apne land ko Maa ke gand me jaise hi sataya Maa ne apne dono hatho se gand ko faila diya. Ab Papa ne Maa ke gand me land sata ke jor ka dhakka mara. Maa jor se sisiyai, aur gardan utha kar pichhe dekhne lagi. Maine dekha ki Papa ka land Maa ki gand me ghus gaya tha. Maa kaap uthi aur unke muh se awaj nikal padi aahh?. Dhire Dhire Dhire Dhire.
Maa –“Kailash, fad di tune apni maa ki gand, beta dhire chodo, main tumhari maa hu madarchod.”
Papa –“Ha maa, main sabse bada madarchod hu, aaj aapki gand me land daal kar manthan karunga.”

Papa Maa ke upar let gaye aur Maa ke gand me apne land ko aur andar thelne ki kosis karne lage. Papa ne ab dhire dhire dhakke lagane suru kar diye the. Papa har 5-6 halke halke dhakko ke baad ek jor ke dhakka marte the. Maa ke muh se aaaahh aaaa auuuuuuu aaaaahhhhhhh ki awaz nikal rahi thi. Lagbhad 5 minute ke baad maine jab dhyan se dekha to paaya ki Maa ki gand me Papa ka pura 9” ka land chala gaya hai. Maa dhire dhire chilla rahi thi. Aur, galiya bhi deti ja rahi thi. Papa ka land Maa ki gand me puri tarah atak chuka tha. Ab sirf shata shat dhakko ki jarurat thi. Maine socha kal to Maa chal bhi nahi payegi. Maa ke aankho se aanshu nikal rahe the.
Papa –“Ro kyu rahi ho maa, maza nahi aa raha hai kya, apne bete ka land gand me lene me.”
Maa –“Aaah beta, tune to meri gand ke tanke hi khol diye, jara dhire chodna beta, nahi to kal kya chodega beta.”
Papa –“Chinta mat karo maa, kal tum chudne layak bhi nahi rahogi, kal main apni biwi ya uski maa ki gand marunga maa.”
Maa –“Beta, harami ho tum beta, apni maa to chodte hi ho saath saath apni saas ko bhi chodte ho.”
Papa –“Maa main harami hu ya nahi ye to aap hi bata sakti hai, ki aapne mujhe paisa karne ke liye kitno ke laude liye hai.”
Maa –“Hatt re maiyachod, yaad bhi nahi hai kitno ki paidaish hai tu beta, uss samay main bahut badi randi thi, har roz 4-5 land liya karti thi.”

Maa ki gandi gandi baato ka Papa par bura asar ho raha tha. Papa ko apne maa ke bare me aur gandi baate sun-na accha lagta tha. Itne garam chudai ko dekh kar mere bhi bura haal tha, 12 bajne hi wala tha, lekin main waha se puri chudai dekhe bina hatne wala nahi tha. Ab Maa dhire dhire chilla rahi thi. Aur, Papa dhakke par dhakke lagayeja rahe the, unki chudai ka khel kuch der tak yunhi chalti rahi. Maa aur Papa dono pasine se sarabor ho chuke the. Papa jor jor se Maa ki gand mare ja rahe the. Maa bhi gand utha utha kar Papa ka land le rahi thi. 12 baj chuke the, maine gadhi ki orr dekha, aur fir usko galiya di. Madarchod pahle dhire chal raha tha, ab maza aa raha hai to fa se 12 baja diya. Ab Didi mere kamre me aane wali thi, lekin main aisi chudai chhod kar kaise ja sakta tha. Maine aage bhi dekhne ka faisle kiya. Papa Maa ki gand mar chat chat chapat lagye ja rahe the. Maa dhire dhire chilla rahi thi, har dhakke par Maa ke muh se siskiya nikal jati thi.
Maa –“Aur jor se chodo beta, fad do apni maa ki gand. Aaaah madaarchod bete mere, maa ki gand marne me maza aata hai tujhe??”
Papa –“Aaah maa, aaah, bahut mast hai aappki gand, randi maa meri, lo apne bete ka land gand me, kutiya saali randi maa, kitne se land liye hai tune maa, bata na maa, mere paida hone me kitno ka hath hai.”
Maa –“Pata nahi beta, randi ke bete, tu kiska khoon hai pata bhi nahi mujhe, 6-6 laude leti thi tab main rozana, jo mil gaya usi ko de deti thi apni bhatti roti sekne ko….”
Papa –“haa Maa tu bahut chudasi maa hai meri, aaaha ahahha, mera muth nikalne wala hai maa. aaha ahahah”
Maa –“Ha beta, daal do apni maa ke gand me apna saara ras.”

Papa ne jor jor se 10-12 jor jhatke diye, aur apna saara maal Maa ki gand me bhar diya. Ab dono shant ho gaye the main samajh gaya ki Maa ke gand me Papa ne bhar diya hai. Papa 2-3 minute tak Maa ke upar lete rahe aur unhe sahlate rahe. Fir uthkar apne land ko Maa ke gand se nikala aur bathroom ki orr chale gaye. Main niche baith gaya ki kahi Papa mujhe dekh na le. Maa kuch der usi tarah leti rahi. Jab papa bathroom se wapas aaye to Maa uthi aur bathroom me ghus gayi. Aisi chudai dekh kar main jwalamukhi sa garam ho chuka tha. Mera lava kafi bhi fut sakta tha. Maine socha, itni jaldi to ye chudai khtm ho nahi sakti hai, dusra round bhi jarur hoga. Maine socha ki yahi rahte hai, dekhte hai ki aage kya hota hai. Lekin udhar Pammi Didi bhi aane hi wali hogi.

Main wahi khidki par khade hokar agli chudai ki pratiksha karne laga. Maine waha se hilna bhi nahi chahta tha.
Idhar, Pammi Didi mere kamre me aane ki taiyari kar rahi thi. Pammi ne dekha ki Priya aram se so rahi hai. Pammi utthi aur apne bistar par do takiye rakh kar chadar se dhak diya. Fir, Pammi ne dhire se darwaja khola aur bahar aakar, bahar se apne kamre ko band kar diya, taki Priya agar jaag bhi jaye to bahar na aa paye.

Pammi dhire dhire Sourav ke kamre ki taraf jati hai. Jakar dekhti hai ki darwaja khula hua tha, wo andar aa jati hai aur, jaldi se darwaje ko band kar leti hai, jab Pammi picchhe palat kar dekhti hai to mera bistar khali tha. Pammi sochti hai ki shayad Sourav bathroom me hoga. Wo badh kar bathroom ke darwaja ko dhakka dekar check karti hai, lekin bathroom ka darwaja bhi khula hua tha.

Pammi ne socha ki badmash bina darwaja band kiye hi mutne gaya hoga, lekin bathroom ke andar se to koi awaz nahi aa rahi thi. Pammi ne socha ki kyu na Sourav ko mut-te hue pichhe se pakda jaye. Iss vichar se khush hokar wo bathroom me pravesh hui, lekin bathroom bhi khali tha. Pammi ko samjh me nahi aa raha tha ki ye kya ho raha hai.

12 baje ka time dekar Sourav khud farar hai, ye kaise ho sakta hai. Pammi ne socha ki shayad Sourav paani lane kitchen me gaya ho, lekin Computer Table par paani ki bottle bhari hui rakhi thi, to fir paani lane bhi nahi gaya hoga. Pammi Didi ne mere kamre ka darwaja khola aur guest room me check karne gayi.

Lekin guest room ka darwaja to bahar se hi band tha, to mere andar hone ka sawal hi nahi tha. Didi sochne lagi ki, ye pakka ya to kitchen me biscuit churane gaya hai ya kahi bahar nikal gaya hai ghar se. Lekin itni raat ko wo bahar kyu jayega. Kahi Sourav Maa ke kamre me to nahi hai, ho sakta hai, Maa ne bulaya ho, lekin 12 baje raat ko, jarur kuch na gadbad hai, kahi Sourav aur Papa ek saath to Maa ki chudai to nahi karte.

Shayad isliye Sourav Maa ki gand ko dekhte rahta hai, aur Maa bhi kabhi mana nahi karti. Pammi ne socha kyu na chal kar dekha jaye khidki ke fank se. Pammi hall se hoti hui Maa ke kamre ki aur jati hai. Aur, mujhe waha khada dekh chaunk jati hai. Didi dhire dhire dabe paav mere paas aati hai aur mujhe pichhe se jakad leti hai.

Aise kisi ke pakadne se main dar jata hu, aur hadbada kar pichhe bhag jata ho. Maine dekha ki wo Pammi Didi thi. Maine didi ko ishara kiya ki chup rahe. Didi ne bhi kuch nahi kaha. Par Didi ko samjh me kuch nahi aa raha tha. Maine Pammi Didi ka hath pakda aur khichte hue apne kamre me le gaya. Aur apna darwaja band kar liye.
Didi –“Are kya hua, tu waha kya kar raha tha. Mujhe 12 ka time dekar waha kya dekh raha tha.”
Me –“Didi, kya khatarnak chudai chal rahi thi yaar Maa aur Papa ki, kya batau yar….”
Didi –“Tune dekha kya…. Bata kya dekha tune, aur Papa ne maa ko kaise choda ,, bata na .”
Me –“Dhire bol, maa bathroom me hai, mere kamre ke bathroom se kahi awaz udhar chali gayi to, maa aa jayegi yaha aur apni suhagraat ki laude lag jayenge.”

Didi –“Main bhi bahut muskil se rah paayi abhi tak, sham ki chudai ke baad to aur chudne ka man kar raha hai.”
Me –“Koi baat nahi, lekin, Maa ki chudai agar tu dekh leti to wahi tera boor panni chhod deta.”
Didi –“Aisa kya, itna mast chudai ho rahi thi kya.”

Me –“Are pucchho mat ab tum, chal kar dekhte hai, chal na.”

Didi –“Kahi Maa ne dekh liye to, akele pakde jao to koi baat nahi, 2-4 thappad padegi, lekin dono bhai bahan pakde gaye to acche se padegi, samjhe. main nahi jane wali.”
Me –“Chal na, 5 minute dekh kar aa jayenge, fir teri mast chudai karunga….”
Didi –“Chudai to tum aise bhi karoge, kuch special doge to jaungi.”
Me –“Kya special chahiye tujhe, apna land to already de diya hai, ab kya du. Kuch aur chahiye to bol tuhi.”

Didi –“Ha chahiye to, lekin tu promise kar tu dega hi.”
Me –“Dunga baba , dunga tu mang to sahi pahle.”
Didi –“Mujhe tera land apni gand me chahiye. Dega kya tu mujhe??”
Me –“Are Didi, mangna to mujhe chahiye tumse tumhari gand, tum khud mang rahi hai to main kyu mana karunga. Tum jab chahe apni gand marwa sakti ho mujhse, main mana nahi karunga, Pinki Promise.”

Main aur Didi dono Maa ke kamre ke bahar khidki ke pas khade hokar kamre me jhakne lage. Maa bathroom se bahar aayi. Maa puri tarah se nangi thi, Didi bhi ek tak dekhe ja rahi thi, Main Didi ke pichhe khada ho gaya aur dono andar dekhne lage. Maa Papa ke paas aa gayi aur, Papa ka land apne hath me le liya, Papa ka land jhadne ke baad sikud gaya tha, Maa ne Papa ke land ko hath me lekar hilana suru kiya. Maa ke hath me aate hi Papa ka land fir se khada hone laga. Maa Papa ke land ko dekh kar muskura rahi thi, Papa ka land dekh kar Didi pagla gayi thi.
Didi –“Bhai, Papa ka land to bahut lamba aur mota hai. 10” lamba lag raha hai aur mota 4” hoga.”
Me –“Ha Didi, mere to bas 6” ka hai, Papa madarjaat hai na isliye, aur main muskuraya.”

Andar Maa aur Papa chudai me lage the, aur kamre ke bahar main aur Didi garam ho rahe the. Hum dono bhi dhire dhire khusfus baate kar rahe the. Fan on hone ke kaaran hamari baate Maa aur Papa nahi sun sakte the. Lekin main baar baar didi ko chup rahne ka ishara de raha tha. Papa ka land fir se tanakne laga tha, idhar mera land bhi Didi ki gand ke fanko me set ho gaya tha. Hum dono dekh rahe the aur garmi badhti ja rahi thi. Maa ne Papa ke land ko muh me lekar chusna suru kar diya.
Mera land bhi Didi ki gand ki garmi se khada ho gaya, Didi ne pichhe dekh kar muskuraya. Mera land Didi ke gand me chubh raha tha, aur Didi ko bhi maza aa raha tha. Didi bhi pichhe dhakka de rahi thi apne gand se aur mera land Didi ki naram sponge jaise gand ke daraar me ragad khane laga. Didi to aage chal rahi chudai me mast thi, aur main to double maza le raha tha. Samne Maa-Papa ke chudai ka khel chal raha tha, aur idhar mera land Didi ki gand ke fank me atka tha. Aisa maza pahle kabhi nahi aaya tha.
Maa aur Papa bhi baat kar rahe the aur asli chudai bhi suru hone hi wali thi.
Maa –“Apni maa ki gand maar kar apka land to kuch jyada hi mota ho gaya hai aaj.”
Papa –“Ha Shweta, ek bar teri maa ki gand bhi dila do darling.”
Maa –“Ji nahi, ek din me ek hi milegi, kal meri maa ki gand maar lijiyega. Ab ek baar mujhe bhi to chodiye.”

Didi ko kuch samjh me nahi aaya, to mere orr dekhne lagi. Mano puchh rahi ho ki chal kya raha hai andar. Maine Didi ki kamar pakad kar unko picche palatne se roka, aur dhire se unki kano me kaha.
Me –“Chaukne ki jarurat nahi hai, Papa Maa ko Dadi ya Nani ka role dete hai, aur fir unki gand maarte hai. Abhi Papa ne Maa ko dadi ka role diya tha, aur unki gand maari thi. Ab lagta hai Maa ko Nani banakar chodenge. Bahut bade madarchod hai Papa.”
Didi –“Aah bhai, tune sab dekha tha, sach me bahut mast chudai hogi wo, main pahle aaati to main bhi dekhti.”

Didi garam ho rahi thi aur apni gand ko mere land par uchhal rahi thi. Mera land didi ki gand ke ched me lag raha tha.
Didi –“Aise nahi karo upar se, meri gand nangi karke ragdo na meri gand me Sourav.”
Maine Didi ki baat sunte hi Didi ke paijama ko niche kar diya. Didi ne andar Panty bhi nahi pahna tha, Didi chudne ke liye puri taiyar hokar aayi thi. Didi ki gand nangi hote hi maine bhi apna zip khol kar land ko bahar nikal liya, aur Didi ke mast guddedar gand me sata diya. Didi bhi gand matka matka kar mere land ko apne gand ke fank me ragadne lagi. Udhar Papa Maa ko Nani ka role play karne ke liye mana rahe the. Lekin Maa maan nahi rahi thi.
Papa –“Augu, do na apni maa ki gand mujhe.”
Maa –“Nahi, ek din me yaa to Maa milegi yaa saas, Apni maa ko to chod chuke aur ab meri maa kal se pahle nahi mil sakti.”

Papa baar baar vinti kar rahe the, Maa ka dil bhi pighal gaya aur Maa ab nani ke role ke liye taiyar ho gayi.
Maa –“Accha thik hai, lekin tum gand nahi maroge, abhi thodi der pahle hi to gand maari thi, iss baar boor chodo na.”
Papa –“Tumhari gand maine kab maari, main to apni Maa ko chod raha tha, ab tumhari maa ko chodunga, tumhari gand kaun marega, tumko marwana hai to jao apne bete ke paas marwane, main apni maa chodta hu, tum usko uski maa chodne ka mauka do.”
Papa ki baat sun kar Didi bhi puri garam ho chuki thi. Papa ki yeh baat sun kar mera land bhi jor se fufkar utha. Aisa scene na maine kabhi socha tha na dekha tha. Didi ne ek hath pichhe kar liye aur mere land ko jakad kar muthiyane lagi. Maine didi ka hath jhatak diya. Kyuki mujhe laga ki kahi mera maal nikal na jaye.

Didi gussa ho gayi. Aur jane lagi, Maine Didi ka hath pakda aur khich kar khidki par sata diya aur, unki gand par land bhida diya. Didi ne chhutne ke liye jor lagaya, par maine jor se pakad rakha tha, isliye chhut na payi. Main Didi ke gand par apna land ragadta raha aur andar dekhta raha. Udhar Papa ne Maa ko Nani ke role ke liye mana liya tha, Papa ne Maa ko doggy pose me jhuka diya aur Maa ke picche aakar Maa ki gand chatne gaye.
Didi –“Bhai ab Papa Maa ki gand marne wale hai, mauka bahut accha hai, mujhe bhi tumse gand marwana hai, jaldi se yahi ek baar meri gand maar do na.”
Me –“Kyu nahi Didi, main bhi to aaj aapki gand marna chahta tha, isliye kamre me tel bhi rakha hai katore bhi, yaha to kuch bhi lube nahi hai, aur aapki pahli baar hai to jayegi nahi.”

Didi –“Lube ki jarurat nahi hai, tum chat kar gili kar do, dekho Papa bhi Maa ki gand chat rahe hai.”
Me –“Thik hai try karta hoon. Lekin mujhe nahi lagta ki sirf chatne se jayega andar. Thodi cream ki to jarurat padegi hi.”
Main jhuk kar Didi ke gand me muh ghusa diya. Didi ki gand utha utha kar mere muh par maar rahi thi. Didi ki gand me maine apni jibh daal kar ghumana suru kiya. Samne chalte Maa-Papa ki chudai aur mere gand chatne se Didi ko double maza mil raha tha. Wo puri tarah se chudne ke liye chatpatane lagi. Papa bhi ab Maa ki gand chat chuke the. Papa Maa ke pichhe khade hokar Maa ki gand me land daalne lage aur idhar main Didi ko jhuka kar unke gand me land daalne ki kosis karne laga.

Papa aur Maa ki chudai mast chal rahi thi. Didi bhi jhuk kar land lene ke liye taiyar thi. Maine dekha Papa Maa ke gand ke land daal chuke the. Maine bhi Didi ke gand par land sata kar ek halka sa dhakka mara. Didi ki gand itni gili nahi thi ki Land le sake.
Me –“Didi, tumhari gand sukhi hui hai, nahi jayega andar. Kuch to chiknai lagana hi hoga.”
Didi –“Aise hi sukhi gand maro na meri bhai, suna hai sukhi gand marwane me jyada maza aata hai.”
Me –“Kya khak maza aata hai, pura fat jayega tera gand sukhe marwaogi to. Chal bhi nahi sakogi kal pakka.”
Didi –“Mujhe sukhi hi marwani hai, andar nahi ja rahi hai to thoda thuk laga le na, boor me daalne se pahle to thuk hi to lagaya tha.”
Me –“Are boor aur gand me fark nahi hai kya?”
Didi –“Mujhe nahi pata, sukhi marna hai to maro, nahi to main chali.”
Me –“Jaogi to ye Maa ki chudai kaise dekhogi.”
Didi –“Chodo na itna discussion kyu kar rahe ho.”

Maine Didi ko jhukaya, aur Didi ki kamar pakad kar unki gand me apna supada rakh diya aur jor ke 3-4 dhakke laga diye. Jaise unki boor fati thi, usi tarah gand bhi fat gayi. Lekin kisi tarah 3” land Didi ki gand me ghus gaya tha, Didi kasmasa uthi. Lekin, muh se koi awaz nahi nikal sakti thi. Dard ke mare Didi thartharane lagi. Maine Didi ki gand ko sahlate hue 2 aur dhakke laga diye, 4” land andar ja chuka tha, Didi ab mere giraft se nikalne ki kosis kar rahi thi. Main Didi ke kamar ko jakad kar dhana dhan 1-2-3 aur jhatke laga diye, Didi ke aankho se aanshu tapakne lage, main to bas apna muth girana chahta tha, bahut der se land paresan tha maa ki chudai dekh kar, aur aise samay me Didi khud apni kori gand marwane chali aaye to ye to unki hi galti hui na. Didi ko apni galti ki saja mil rahi thi.

Maine Didi ke anshuwo ki parwah naa karte hue 2 aur dhakke laga diye. Didi ka dard kam nahi ho raha tha, balki aur badhte ja raha tha. Didi ki gand to puri tarah se fat chuki thi, sukhi gand marwane ki zidd ne Didi ko aise haalat me la diya tha ki, wo kuch bol bhi nahi sakti thi. Main bhi kya karta, 2 minute tak main aise hi khada raha gand me land daale. Fir Didi ki dono chucchhiyo ko haatho me lekar sahlane laga. Chuchiyo ko sahlane se Didi ko kuch rahat mili. ab wo apna dard bhul rahi thi, aur maza le rahi thi. Maine samay na gawate hue dhire dhire dhakke lagane suru kar diye. Gand sukhi hone ke karan land aache se fisal nahi rahi thi.
Me –“Bola tha na, bahut dard hoga sukhi gand marwane me tujhe.”
Didi –“Bahut maza aaya bhai, dard me kuch baat hai. Rula diya tumne fir se. Bahut gande ho tum.”
Me –“Abhi kaha Didi abhi to puri chudai baki hai.”

Didi ne bhi ab kamar uchhalna suru kar diya tha. Wo bhi josh me aane lagi thi. Ab unhe dard ka ahsash kam tha, maine bhi mauke ka fayda uthaya, aur jhuk kar jhatke marna suru kar diya. Didi dhire dhire sisiyane lagi, gand itni sukhi thi ki land chalana bhi muskil ho raha tha, lekin meri randi Didi ka shauk bhi koi kam to nahi tha. Land bhi jalne laga tha sukhi gand marne me, pata nahi kis gadhe ya gadhi ne ise ye baat batayi thi. Maine Didi ke boor se tapak rahe paani ko haath me liya aur apne land par lagane laga, didi ke boor ke pani se kuch to gili hui Didi ki gand. Maine land ko bahar nikala aur thuk diya land par, land ko chikna banaya aur fir se Didi ki gand me pel diya. Didi ko ab maza aane laga tha, gand ke fatne ka dard bhul kar wo land ka maza lene lagi thi.
Aaj to maza hi aa gaya, Didi ki kori boor ki seal bhi kholi sham ko, aur ab Didi ki gori gori kori gand bhi chod raha hu, Maa ki gand marai bhi dekhne ko mil gaya, aur kya chaiye tha. Mujhe mano sarvasv mil gaya ho. Lekin kahte hai na, jab milta hai to chappar faad kar milta hai. Abhi kuch aur bhi milna baki hi tha. Kya????

Mai Maa ki gand marai dekhte hue sata sat Didi ki gand maar raha tha, Didi bhi chup chap land kha rahi thi. Shartiya unhe bhi maza aa raha tha. Udhar Papa bhi Maa ko saas ke role me uda uda kar chod rahe the. Main Maa ko chudte hue dekhne laga aur chudai ka double maza lene laga. Maa ab tarah tarah ki galiya de rahi thi, aur Papa jor jor se Maa ki gand maar rahe the.
Maa in MIL mode (Mother-in-law)–“aaah, haa, chodo meri maa ki gand Kailash. Meri randi maa ko tumhare land ki bahut jarurat hai, Kailash.”
Papa –“Ha, sasu maa, apki gand bahut tight lag rahi hai, maza aa gaya apki gand maar kar.”
Maa –“Madarchod, apni maa ko bhi chodta hai aur biwi ki maa ko bhi chodta hai. Biwi ki chudai kyu nahi karta hai re harami.”
Papa –“Kya bolu sasu maa, meri biwi to ek number ki randi hai, uski bhari gando ko mere land se aaram hi nahii milta hai, uski gand ko sukun bas apne bete ke land se hi mil sakta hai. Lekin darti hai Sali randi ki bete se kaise chudaye.”
Maa(MIL) –“Ha Shweta ko kitni baar bola hai ki chudwa le apne bete se, Uska pati jab itna bada madarchod hai to bete me bhi kuch gun to honge ki. To bolti hai ki uska to land abhi bahut chhota hoga, meri gand ki khaaj mita nahi payega…”
Papa –“Nahi, sasu maa mujhe mere bete par pura bharosa hai, wo pakka apni chudaas maa ki khujli mita dega puri tarah se. Ek baar apni beti ko mere bete se chudne to dijiye.”

Maa(MIL) –“Chhod wo sab beta, pahle apni saas ki gand ko pahle shant kar de tu ab, aaah, madarchod Kailash, Maa Biwi Saas sabko chodta rahta hai, bata apni beti ko kab chodega re. Betochod bhi banega na tu.”
Papa –“Haa, maa apni beti ko bhi chodenge jab tum dilwa dogi. Aahh Pammi, lo apne Papa ka land gand me, ghap ghap….”
Papa Pammi Didi ka naam le le kar chod rahe the Maa ki gand, Pammi Didi ye sun kar aur bhi uttejit ho gayi ki uske Papa use chodna chahte hai. Pammi Didi mere aur sar ghuma kar mere chehre ko dekhne gayi ki meri pratikriya kya hai. Lekin, main to apne dhun me Didi ke gand bajaye ja raha tha, Maine dekha ki Didi jaise kuch kahna chahti ho. Maine Didi ke pith kar jhuk kar Didi ki kano me kaha.
Me –“Kya hua meri randi didi, kuch bolna hai kya. Dard jyada ho raha hai to bolo rok deta hua dhakke lagana.”
Didi –“Nahi, mat roko, ghopte jao mere gand me apna musal jaisa land. Bhai, tu thik bol raha tha ki Papa bhi mujhe chodna chahte hai. Dekho Papa mera naam lekar Maa ki gand chod rahe hai.”

Papa ab apne saas ke bare me bhul kar Pammi Didi ke naam par Maa ki gand bajane lage. Maa bhi gand utha utha kar chudwa rahi thi. Papa ne cream ki bottle utha kar kholi aur apne land par cream ki bunde girane lage, Papa ka chiknai paar aur tez chalne laga, ab Papa humach humach kar Maa ki gand maar rahe the.
Maa –“Kailash, apni beti ke naam se to tum bahut uttejit ho gaye ho. Lagta hai ab Meri gand se jyada tumhe tumhari beti acchi lagne lagi hai.”
Papa –“Ha Shweta, teri beti hai hi itni mast maal ki mera land jhumne lagta hai uski gand dekh kar. Kaise wo apni gand matka matka kar chalti hai puri ghar me.”
Maa –“Aur meri gand par dhyan nahi jata hai kya tumhara. Sirf apni beti ki gand dekhte raho, idhar apni Maa aur meri Maa ko chodo. Mera number to kabhi aata hi nahi hai.”
Papa –“Isliye to bolta hu, chuda le apne bete se, wo bhi khush ho jayega, Pata nahi usne aaj tak kabhi muth bhi mari hai na nahi. Teri to lottery lag jayegi Darling.”

Papa ke muh se apne bare me baate sunkar main khud ko rok nahi paaya. Aur, Didi ki kamar ko jor se pakad kar jhadne laga. Jor jor se do char jhakte lagaye aur apna sara muth Didi ki gand me bhar diya. Main nidaal hokar Didi ki pith par gir pada. Kamre ke andar Papa bhi apni beti Pammi Didi ko chod rahe the, Papa ne tabadtod dhakke lagaye 2 minute tak aur aur kaanpte hue Maa ke pith par let gaye. Main samajh gaya ki Papa ka kaam bhi ho gaya.. Main aise hi 2 minute Didi ki pith par leta raha. Papa bhi Maa ke pith par lete the. Aisa to maine kabhi socha bhi nahi tha, lekin aaj bahut maza aaya sach me. Papa Maa ke upar se uthe, Maa ko baho me uthaya, aur Dono ek saath bathroom me ghus gaye.

Main Didi ke upar se utha. Didi bhi uth khadi hui, Dono ne apne kamde thik kiye. Aur, mere kamre ki aur chal pade. Tabhi maine kuch aisa dekha ki acchambhit rah gaya. Maine Didi se uss orr dekhne ka ishara kiya. Didi ne meri nigaho ka pichha karte hue khidki par nazar daali. Didi bhi sakpaka gayi, aur jaldi jaldi apne kapde thik karne lagi. Khidki Par Priya khadi thi, wo bhi aardhnagn sthiti me. Paiya kisi table ya stool par khadi thi sayad, aur khidki ke upari hisse se hume dekh rahi thi. Saath hi saath apne boor ko ragde ja rahi thi. Priya ko ye ahsash bhi nahi tha ki hum use dekh rahe hai. Apne ghar ke chudai mahotsav ko dekh kar Priya unmatt hokar apne boor ka paani nikalne me jutti thi. Humne socha ki ye kya besharmi hai. Hume dekh kar bhi ruk nahi rahi hai, ragde ja rahi hai.

Khidki ke palle band hone ke karan awaz to nahi aa rahi thi, lekin dekh kar saaf pata chal raha tha ki Priya siskiya bhar rahi hai. Maine Didi ki orr dekha aur Didi ne meri orr. Dono ek dusre se kuch puchhna chahte the. Maine dekha ki Priya ki aankhe band thi, aur wo puri masti me apni muniya ko ragde ja rahi thi. Isse pahle ki Priya aankhe khole aur usko ye pata chale ki humne use dekh liya hai. Hame waha se nikal jana chahiye tha. Pammi Didi ne mujhse kuch bolne ke liye muh khola hi tha ki maine Didi ki muh daba kar chup kara diya. Aur, Didi ka hath pakad kar khicha. Didi ko pakad kar main apne room le aaya. Aur darwaja band kar diya. Ab saikado sawaal aise the, jiska uttar ya to Didi ko dena tha ya Priya hi sahi sahi bata sakti thi.
Me –“Didi, apne Priya ko nind ki goli di thi na, fir wo kaise jag gayi.”
Didi –“Shayad goli ka asar 2 ghante hi ho. Shyad usne doodh piya hi na ho.”
Me –“Ye kaise ho sakta hai, khali glass to apne khud wapas liya tha usse.”
Didi –“Lekin maine use, doodh pite hue nahi dekha tha. Ho sake usne doodh khidki se bahar fek diya ho.”
Me –“Ho sakta hai, agar aisa hai to bahar doodh ke girne ke nisaan to honde na. Chalo chal kar dekhte hai.”

Didi –“Sourav ye CID ka episode nahi chal raha hai ki hum har baat ki baariki se janch kare, aur aise bhi ye jaan kar hume milega kya, ki Priya ne doodh khidki se feka tha, ya, Commode me daal kar flush kar diya tha. Ab sacchhai ye hai ki Priya ne hame dekh liya hai Balam-Pichkari khelte hue. Aur, ye sab tumhare zidd ka natija hai. Naa tum waha jate, aur na mujhe le jate. Aur, naa hi mujhe apni gand baramade me marwani padti. Aur naa hi Priya hame dekhti.”
Me –“Didi, ye bas ek ittefaq hai ki humlog aaj waha the, ho sakta hai Priya rozz Maa Papa ki chudai dekhti ho khidki se, aur, aaj hamari maujudgi se usse bonus scene ka gift mil gaya. Yaa ye bhi ho sakta hai ki aapne Priya ko sab kuch pahle hi bata rakha tha, aur Priya ko nind ki goli dene ka natak kiya ho.”
Didi –“Bro, tum mujh par shak kar rahe ho, main itne pyar se gand marwa rahi thi tumse, aur tum mujh par hi ilzaam laga rahe ho. How mean you are bro???? Disgusting thoughts???? Maine agar Priya ko bataya hota to waha chudne kyu jaati, aur agar mujhe pata hota ki Priiya hame dekh rahi hai to, main ek na ek baar to udhar dekhti hi na. Aur, tumko pata chal hi jaata.”
Me –“Oh hell, Ab kya hoga kahi Priya ne Maa ko bata diya to, Tum apne kamre me jao yaar, nahi to kahi Priya yaha aa gayi to kya jawaab denge usko.”

Didi –“Kaise jau apne room, wo to puchhegi pakka ki kaha gayi thi. Kya bolungi? Ajib tarike se fas gayi hu main to. Udhar Chotti Bahan se nazre bhi nahi mila sakti aur idhar mera chodu bhai mujh par hi shak kar raha hai. Main to dono taraf se gayi. Kori kori Boor aur kori kori Gand dono dene ke baad bhi tujhe mujh par yakeen nahi hai, Sourav. Kitna bada madarchod hai tu dikh raha hai.”
Me –“Didi, gussa mat ho, ab jab Priya ne dekh hi liya hai to hum kar bhi kya sakte hai. Hum to koi action le nahi akte, ab uske move ka hi wait karte hai. Dekhte hai ki wo kya karti hai. Aise bhi use ye pata nahi hai ki humne usse dekh liya tha. Wo to apni Boor ghisne me busy thi. Agar hum usse kuch bhi na bole to usse kuch pata hi nahi chalega, aur Maa ko bolna ya na bolna to sab uss par depend karta hai. Aur, aise bhi, maza to usne bhi liya hai, hamari chudai to dekhi hi dekhi, Maa aur Papa ki chudai bhi dekhi hai. Agar Priya ne Maa se sikayat ki to bol diya jayega ki isne hi hame bataya tha ki khidki se Maa-Papa ki chudai dikhti hai, aur wo kai baar dekh chuki hai.”
Didi –“Aise to teeno ki gand maregi fir, tum bachane ka plan bata rahe ho marane ka, tum apna dimaag to rahne hi do, mujhe hi kuch sochna hoga. Nahi to tere dimaag se kuch der aur chali to pata nahi aur kya kya ho jaye. Bada shauk tha na Maa ki gand ki chudai dekhne ka. Khud to double double maza liya to fasa diya mujhe.”
Me –“Kya didi, maza to aapne bhi 2 x double liya hai, ek taraf Maa ki chudai to dekhi so dekhi hi, Priya ki chut bhi to dekhi na, Aur, aapko to ye bhi pata chal gaya hai ki Papa aapko chodna chahte hai. Ab bas aapko haath badhana hai aage, fir to aapko 9” ke land ka maza milne lagega, fir aap mere iss chhote se land ko bhul jayengi.”

Didi –“To kya tujhe koi labh nahi hua hai. Papa ne saaf saaf Maa se kaha hai ki wo tera land le le apni Gand me, aise bhi tujhe to Maa ki matakti ithlati gand hi pasand aati hai. Ek baar tujhe Maa ki chaudi chudaas gand mili to tu bhi mere 34 ki iss patli se gand ko bhul jayega.”
Me –“Nahi Didi, aisa nahi hoga kabhi, tumhari jaisi bali umar ki maal ko main kaise bhul sakta hu, kaha tum aur kaha Maa. Mana ki Maa ki gand 38 ki hai aur mujhe bahut pasand hai, Lekin tumne to mujhse apna aage aur pichhe dono ka dhakkan khulwaya hai. Tumhare boor ke ras ke ek ek bund par pahla haq mera hai Didi. Main aapko kabhi bhul hi nahi sakta.”
Didi –“To kya aaj tum meri chudai se khush hue, bhai.”
Me –“Haan Didi, zindagi me pahli baar mera land kisi ke boor aur gand me ghusa hai. Wo bhi seal todte hue. Maza gya Didi sach me.”
Didi –“Jhut mat bol, tune Bipin ki Didi Pooja ko bhi to choda hai, Aur pata nahi aur kitno ko chodega tera ye madarchod land. Mujhe pakka yakken hai ki 10 din ke andar tera land Maa ki gand me jarur ghusega.”
Me –“Didi, tere muh me ghee shakkar. Ab to bas kisi tarah Maa ki gand mil jaye, Bipin ko maa ki gand dila dunga, aur mujhe Pooja ki unchudi gand mil jayegi. Aur thoda moda jhut to chalta hai na.”

Didi –“Ab kisi bhi tarah karke Priya ko rokna hi hoga. Nahi to hamara khel tamaam samjho.”
Me –“Didi, Priya aisa nahi karegi. Ghar ki shanti puri tarah bhang ho jayegi. Priya ab badi ho gayi hai, aur, samajhdar bhi. Mujhe nahi lagta ki wo aisa karegi.”
Didi –“Achha, jo bhi ho, main ab chalti hu kamre me, nahi to Pooja darwaja pitne lagegi.”
Me –“Didi, ruko 10 minute pata nahi Priya ka paani nikla hai na nahi abhi tak, pahle usse ungli to kar lene do aaram se. Fir, jab uska paani nikal jayega tab jaana uske pas. Nahi to gusse se aaga bagula ho jayegi. Paani bina nikle shanti kaha hota hai Didi. Ye apse behtar kaun jaan sakta hai.”

Didi mere bistar par baith gayi. Aur maine computer on kiya. Xossip par logon kiya, aur apni aage ki kahani update karna suru kiya. Ab response dekhte hai update ka, ki kaisa aata hai. Main man hi soch raha tha ki maine iss update ka naam to rakha tha “Kamre ke andar Maa, kamre ke bahar Didi”. Lekin, Pooja ke akasmat pravesh ne to shirshak hi badal daala.
Iska shirshak to “Kamre me Maa, Baramade me Didi, Khidki par Bahan” hona chahiye tha. Par jo bhi ho, kahani solid ja rahi thi, aise hi chalti rahegi.Main aur Didi mere room me baate kar rahe the. Papa aur Maa ki mast chudai bhi ho chuki thi, jiska aankho dekha haal aapne pichhle update me suna. Maine Didi ki boor aur gand dono maar li thi, Didi ki Boor ka bhujia aur Gand ka Golgappa ban chuka tha. Didi ki sukhi gand chudai se mere land ka bhi bura haal tha. Kahi kahi se kat sa gaya tha, isliye condom lagana jaruri hota hai yaar. Agli baar se kori maal ko chodte waqt condom jarur lagaunga. Lekin, yaar fir mere land ko khoon chakhne ko nahi milega. Fat-te hue Boor ke taaza taaza khoon ka land me lagna kitna mazedar hota hai, ye to sarvzyat hai. Mujhe iss par koi bhi tika tippani karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai.

Khair, Koi baat nahi. Didi ki itni damdaar chudai ke baad bhi kahi koi kasar baki rah gayi thi kya ab. Didi ke chehre par khusi to dikh rahi thi, lekin sath hi sath ess baat ka daar bhi tha ki kahi Priya kuch gadgad na kar de. Didi ab roz chudna chahti thi. Mere kamre me pada wo tel ka katora unchuwa hi rah gaya. Didi ne table par rakhe room freshner ki bottle utha yi aur, kamre ke kono me spray kar diya. Room sugandh se bhar gaya. Pata nahi ab Didi kya karna chahti thi. Par shayad didi ki kuch icchha ab bhi baki hi thi.

Didi –“Sourav, mast chudai ki tune to meri aaj. Sham se raat tak maza diya, aisa to maine sapne me bhi nahi socha tha ki, apne hi bhai ke land se meri pahli chudai hogi. Lekin jo bhi hua sahi hua, bahut aram ho gaya dil me.”
Me –“Dil me aram to mil gaya, par teri boor aur gand ki halat kaisi hai. Dard to nahi hai na.”
Didi –“Thodi si dard to kar rahi hai, lekin sab thik ho jayega.”
Me –“Didi, itna halke me mat lo, dekhne do mujhe kya haal hai tere boor ka.”

Didi –“Haa dekh lo, tumhe bhi to pata chalna chahiye, ki teri land ne kaise jeet haasil ki hai. Ess jit ke liye koi medal bhi to nahi milega bhai.”
Me –“Bahanchod ka tagma hi kaafi hai Didi. Certified Bahanchod ho gaya hu main aaj.”
Didi –“Bol to aise rahe ho, jaise kitni badi degree mil gayi ho. Sharm bhi nahi aati tumhe.”
Me –“Kahe ki sharm. Jab tum apna chonga utha kar mujhse marwane aayi thi, to tumhe sharm aayi thi kya.”
Didi –“Haa, aur tumne mere chonge ko baja baja kar bhopu bana diya hai. Dekho kaisi fadak rahi hai meri muniya.”
Me –“Didi ab tum ladki nahi rah gayi ho, aurat ban chuki ho, ab tere gand ka ubhar aur badhega. Jise dekh kar sabki muth tapak jayegi. Aise hi Papa tujhe chodne ke liye chhatpata rahe hai, ab to unko bardast bhi nahi hoga.”

Didi –“Tere 6” ke land ne mere boor ka ye haal kiya hai, Pata nahi Papa ke land se kya hoga.”
Me –“Kuch nahi hoga, ab tum Papa kya gadhe ka land bhi le sakti ho. Haa bas thoda dard hoga. Fir to aram se ucchhal ke logi.”
Didi –“Baad ka baad me sochenge, lekin abhi to boor aur gand dono fulkar cupcake ban gayi hai. 2-4 din to dard rahega kam se kam.”
Me –“Dekhne to do ki kya haalat hai, tere stadium ki. Ab dono end se batting hui hai to pitch thodi rukhdi to hogi hi na. Fir, agle din roller chalega aur pitch plain. Ye to har match ke baad hota hai Didi.”
Didi –“Rukhdi pitch par hi to spinners ko madad milti hai. Tune dono innings me acchi batting ki hai bhai. Lekin, ab T20 khelne se man nahi bharta, ab mujhe Test Match ki icchha hoti hai bhai.”
Me –“Ek hi din ke chudai ne teri bhukh itni badha di hai ki tujhe panch-divasiya chudai ki aawashyakta ho rahi hai. Pata nahi Papa ke land se khelne ke baad tumhari ranking ka kya hoga.”

Didi –“Kuch nahi hoga, Maa se niche hi rahegi meri ranking hamesa. Maa to regularly do baar gand marwati hai. Mera to ek hi baar me haalat kharab hai.”
Me –“Maine kitni baar bola tha, ki kuch laga leta hoon, lekin tumhe hi sukhi gand marwane ka shauk tha na. Khud ki gand to fadwai hi fadwai sath me mera land bhi chhil diya.”
Didi –“Bhai Kele ka chhilka hata kar hi khana chahiye na. Isliye chhilka hata rahi thi.” Didi hasi.
Me –“Ye kela chhilka ke sath hi khaya jata hai Didi. Ab aao bistar par let jao, dekhne do mujhe tumhare boor ki haalat.”

Didi bistar par let gayi. Main bhi bistar par chad gaya. Aur, ek hi jhatke me Didi ke paijama ko utar diya. Didi ki chikni nangi tange aur boor ke baal dikhne lage. Maine Didi ki dono tango ko pakad kar thoda failaya, aur gardan niche karke boor ko paas se dekhne ki kosis ki. Didi ki boor buri tarah se lal ho chuki thi. Kaafi fuli hui bhi lag rahi thi, tabadtod chudai ki wajah se Didi ki boor ki pankhudiya sooz kar halki gulabi se gahre laal rang ki ho gayi thi. Maine socha thoda daba kar dekhta hu, dard hoga to Didi rokegi hi. Maine apni tarjani ungli se boor ke bahri hisse ko chhuwa. Aur, halke se dabaya. Didi dard se sisiyayi. Didi ki boor ful kar cupcake si ho gayi thi. Abhi to hath lagana bhi sahi nahi tha, maine Didi ki boor ke bahri hisso ko daba kar check kiya ki kahi dard jyada to nahi hai. Har dabav par Didi ke muh se aah aah ki awaz nikal jati thi.
Me –“Didi, tumhari boor to suz kar buri tarike se lal ho gayi hai, mujhe nahi lagta ki 2-3 din tak tum land le paogi dubara. Aur, lena bhi nahi chahiye.”
Didi –“Ha, halka halka dard bhi ho raha hai chalne par. Par koi baat nahi hai, kal subah tak thik ho jayegi.”
Me –“Didi, tumhari gand ki bhi aisi hi haalat ho gayi hogi, dekhne do to kya haal hai.”
Didi ne tange upar hawa me utha kar mujhe apni gand dikhayi. Didi ke gand ka ched lal surkh ho chuka tha. Mano, hath lagate hi khoon nikla aayega. Maine samajh gaya ki jo bhi ho 2 din tak Didi ko aram karna hi chahiye. Nahi to dard se wo uth bhi nahi payegi aur Maa ko pata chal jayega.

Me –“Didi sakht aram ki jarurat hai 2 3 din tak. Tisre din hi ab kuch ho sakta hai tumhari boor ka, Iss bich tumhe ragadna bhi nahi hai. Main thodi tel laga deta hu tumhari boor aur gand par. Tel lagne se thoda dard kam hoga.”
Didi –“Ha, thodi maalis kar do, janghe bhi daard kar rahi hai. Pahle din hi kuch jor ki chudai ho gayi. Shayad aaj gand nahi marwana chahiye tha.”
Me –“Bilkul, boor fatne ke baad tumne hi zidd ki thi gand marane ki, nahi to mai to boor hi chodna chahta tha Didi.”
Didi –“Ek baar chud kar itni lal ho gayi, agar dubara chod dete meri PUKU (telegu for boor) ko, to pata nahi kya haal hota hai. Thik hua ki dusri baar gand me hi liya. Warna tum to gadhe ke jaise chod dete aur main pakka kal chal nahi pati.”
Maine Tel ki katori utayi, aur dono hatho me tel lekar didi ki boor aur gand par halke halke lagane laga. Main bahut halke hatho se Didi ki boor ki maalis kar raha tha. Didi ko kuch aram mila mere aisa karne se. Didi ki jangho me bhi dard tha, to maine Didi ki dono tango ko sidha kar diya, aur dher sara tel lekar Didi ki moti moti chikni jangho par ragane laga. Didi ki moti moti janghe kele ke ped ke tane si lag eahe the. Bilkul chikni, baal na namo nisaan nahi. Lagta hai Didi ne picchhe din hi waxing hi hogi. Maine dono hatho se Didi ki jangho ki naap li. Dono hatho se pakadne ke baad bhi 6 inch ki duri thi dono angutho ke bich. 22” se 24” hogi Didi ki janghe. Dono hatho se pakad kar maine Didi ki jangho ko pakda, aur upar niche karne laga. Aisa lag raha tha ki maine haathi ka land pakad rakha hai, aur muth maar raha hu.
Didi –“Ha ha ha, Bhai kya kar raho ho upar niche, Tel laga rahe ho ki sadka maar rahe ho.”
Me –“Didi sadka maarne ki hi soch raha hu, lekin itna mota land kiska hota hai. Blue whale hi hota hoga.”
Didi ne soft soft jangho ki maalis ke baad maine boor aur gand par ungliya chalana suru kar diya. Thoda tel aur daala aur dhire dhire ragane laga. Jisse Didi ka dard kam hota gaya. Soozi hui boor aisi lag rahi thi jaise 1 hafte tak ab kisi kaam ki nahi hai. Maine hi ye haal kiya tha Didi ki boor ka to mujhe hi thik karna tha. Tabhi fir se chodne ho milti. Nahi to fir kisi aur boor ka intezam karna hoga.

Maalis se Didi garam hone lagii thi. Aur Didi ke sarir ki garmahat se main bhi garam hone laga tha. Agar aise hi raha to mera land fir se khada ho jayega. Maine Didi ki tshirt ko bhi utar diya. Aur tel ki kuch bunde Didi ki chuchiyo par daal diye.
Didi –“Ye kya kar rahe ho bhai, chuchiyo me dard nahi hai. Inki maalis karne ki jarurat nahi hai. Rahne do ab.”
Me –“Didi mera land khada ho raha hai, aur tum boor aur gand to mara chuki ho, aur abhi mera land le bhi sakti to fir ab ek hi upay hai ki main tere chuchiyo ke bich ragad kar apna maal nikalu.”
Didi –“Wo to hai hi lekin tune abhi tak mujhe apna muth chakhaya nahi hai. Is baar mukhmaithun karungi main tumhara bhai.”
Me –“Didi thik hai wo lekin, tum dant kaat leti ho land par. Maan lo fir se dant lag gaya to. Aise hi mera land tumhari sukhi gand maar kar dard kar raha hai.”

Didi –“Nahi, iss baar dant nahi lagegi, abki baar dhire dhire aram se chusungi.”
Me –“Tum to aram se chusogi, lekin kahi main tez ho gaya to. Tab to puri chance hai na ki dant lag jaye. Jaise sham ko hua tha. Ab mera land aur chot bardast nahi kar payega didi. Aise hi dard kar raha hai.”
Didi –“Dikha mujhe kya haal hai tere land ka, kahi usse bhi to maalis ki jarurat nahi hai.”
Me –“Jarurat to hai, par tu rahne de, main laga lunga baad me kuch. Abhi ek baar aur paani nikalna hai, to teri chuchiyo par hi ragad kar nikal leta hoon.”

Didi –“Ek aur upay hai bhai.”
Me –“Wo kya.??”
Didi –“Jaise pahli baar mere jangho ke bich ragadte hue jhad gaye the, ussi tarah fir se kar le, aur ab to maine waxing bhi kar li hai. Tujhe aur maza hi aayega.”
Me –“Didi, lekin main aapki chuchiya chodna chahta ho. Accha tum chus bhi lena.”

Didi –“Mujhe sirf chusna nahi hai, mujhe tumhari muth bhi chakhna hai bhai.”
Me –“Didi, Pooja ke muh me mera nikal gaya tha, kya ajib sa face banaya tha usne. Mat try karo didi. Fir baad me bologi ki bataya nahi tune.”
Didi –“Jo bhi ho, ek baar try to karungi bhai.”
Me –“Thik hai, try kar lo. Lekin iss baar dant nahi lagna chaiye.”
Didi ne meri trouser ko niche kiya. Mera land bahar aa gaya. Land puri tarah se khada to nahi tha, lekin nange hone se thoda thoda khada hone laga tha. Didi ne land ko hath me liya aur charo taraf se dekhni lagi ki kahi chot to nahi lagi hai. Maine ek hath se Didi ki chuchi pakad li aur haule haule dabane laga. Mera land ab tanakne laga tha. Aaah…. Land me dard ho raha tha. Aisi sukhi chudai ke baad land ki haalat kharab thi. Didi ne land ko dekha to land kai jagah se kata hua tha.
Didi –“Bhai tere land me to kitni chot lagi hai. Tujhe bhi maalis ki jarurat hai.”
Me –“Haa Didi thoda sa tel lekar laaga do, shayad kuch aaram mile usse. Dard bhi ho raha hai.”
Didi –“Aisi galti ab nahi karenge bhai. Chudai se pahle taiyari karni hi padti hai. Bina taiyari ke aur bina chiknai ke chudai ka anzaam khatarnaak hi hota hai.”
Me –“Didi Maa ki aisi damdaar chudai dekh kar control hi nahi hua, warna main to tumhe yaha apne kamre me chodne wala tha na, aur maine taiyari kar rakhi thi. Dekho tel ka katora bhi rakha tha, aur room freshner bhi laya tha. Aur, ek surprise rakhi thi tumhare liye.”
Didi –“Kya surprise thi bhai. To fir bataya kyu nahi.”

Maine apne computer table ke drawer se Dairy Milk Silk nikali aur didi ki orr badha di. Didi khushi se uchhal padi. Didi ko choclates bahut pasand thi. Isliye maine shaam ko hi ek chocolate kharid li thi.
Didi –“Wow, bhai you are so sweet. Tumne chocolate layi thi, aur ab tak mujhse chuppa kar rakhi thi, not fare bhai. Ab jaldi se do. Mere muh me paani aa raha hai bhai.”
Me –“Didi, ye sirf tumhare liye nahi hai, ye hum bant kar khayenge. Chocolate bant kar khane se pyar badhta hai na isliye.”
Didi –“Is it?? Aur ye tumhare chocolate khane ka bahana hai.”
Me –“No Di its true, but maine ye chocolate direct khane ke liye nahi layi thi.”
Didi –“To kya karne tha tumhe.”
Maine chocolate khola, aur ek tukda tod kar apne land par lagane laga. Mere land ke garmi se chocolate pihalne lagi thi. Pighal kar mere land par failti ja rahi thi. Maine apne land ko chocolate se lapet diya. Aur Didi ki orr badha. Didi ko samjhte der na lagi. Didi muskura rahi thi.
Me –“Didi lo ab chuso. Choclate ki mithash se tumhe land bhi mithaa lagega, aur tum bade pyar se chusogi.”
Didi –“Ab to main tumhara pura land kha jaungi. Wow, bhai land choclate roll khila rahe ho apni Didi ko.”
Me –“Ab der mat karo didi, jaldi se muh me le lo.”

Didi ki kaamaagni fir se jal uthi thi. Didi ek bahut hi kaamuk ladki, nahi aurat hai. Jo matra do baar chud kar hi puri chudaas ho gayi thi. Ab Didi har waqt chudna chahti thi. Pata nahi ab Didi kitno ka land legi. Didi ne jhat se mera land muh me le liya aaur land par lage chocolate ko chatne lagi. Didi ne sara chocolate chat chat kar kha liya, aur mere aur dekhne lagi jaise aur mang rahi ho. Maine fir se chocolate ka ek tudka lekar apne land par lagaya. Didi ne fir se chat chat kar saaf kar diya. Didi ki muh ke garmi se mera land tantana gaya tha. Dard to tha, bas maal gira kar hi sukun milta. Aise hi main bar bar chocolate lagata gaya aur Didi chat chat kar khati gayi.
Me –“Didi ab meri baari, main bhi tumhare boor par chocolate laga kar chatunga.”
Didi –“Aaj nahi bhai. Aaj dard bhi hai aur mujhe fir se chusa kar chudne ki icchha nahi hai. SIliye fir kabhi kar lena aisa.”
Main kursi par baith gaya. Aur, Didi ko niche baithakar uske hath me land land thama diya. Didi ki chuchiyo ki orr ishara karke maine Didi ko aage ka plan bataya. Didi ne apne dono chuchiyo me dono hatho se pakda aur bich me mere land ko daba kar upar niche karne lagi. Kuch der baad maine didi ki dono chuchiyo ko pakda. Aur, daba kar apne land ko Didi ki chuchiyo ke bich ragadne laga. Didi ki chuchiyo bahut narm thi, Mano rui ke faahe ho. Mujhe aisa lag raha tha jaise kisi takiye me ched karke maine land ghusa rakha ho. Mera land ab charam ki aur badhne laga tha.
Itne me Didi mere upar aakar baith gayi. Aur Mere land ko apne boor par sata kar ragadne lagi. Didi ki ragadne ki aadat purani thi. Wo hamesa ragad ragad hi apna paani nikalti thi. Didi ne bataya tha ki usne kabhi ungli tak andar nahi daali thi. Mera land hi pahli baar Didi ke boor me ghusa tha. Didi ke boor par mere land ka sparsh mujhe pagal banane laga. Didi kamar aage pichhe karke mere land par apna boor de maar rahi thi. Dono hatho se land ko boor me sata rakha tha didi ne. Aise hi wo 4 minute tak mera land boor par ragadti rahi. Main bhi Didi ki chuchiya pakad kar halke hatho se daba raha tha. Main Didi ke chuchiyo ki ghundiyo ko ungliyo ke bich lekar dhire dhire minz raha tha. Jaise jaise main didi ki ghudiyo ko daba raha tha, didi ki siskariya fut rahi thi. Fir Didi mere upar se utar gayi. Aur pose change kar liya.

Didi ne fir se mera land apne muh me bhar liya. Didi ke boor se nikle paani se land gila ho chuka tha, jise Didi chat chat kar kha rahi thi, maine mauka ka fayda uthaya, aur chocolate lekar land par laga diya, Didi apne boor ke paani aur chocolate ke mile jule swad se khus ho gayi. Aur jor jor se apne muh me mera land ghusane lagi. 2 minute ke baad Didi ne fir se pose badla.

Mera land ab kabhi bhi jhad sakta tha. Itne der tak to main khud kabhi muth nahi marta tha. Kaafi der se didi mere land ko chuse ja rahi thi. Didi rukne ka naam hi nahi le rahi thi, jaldi se jaldi Didi mera muth pinaa chahti thi. Ab mera land bhi jhadne wala hi tha. Didi ne paitra badla, aur picchhe palat kar mere land par apna gand rakh diya. Mera gand Didi ki gand ke fanko ke bich laga tha, aur Didi kamar aage picchhe hilane lagi. Land boor se lekar gand ke ched tak ghis jata tha har chot par. Ab mujhse control nahi ho raha tha, mera muth kabhi bhi nikal sakta tha.

Maine Didi ko dhakka diya aur apne upar se hata diya. Didi ka hath pakad kar niche baithaya aur uske muh me ghap se land pel diya. Didi mast hokar apni gardan upar niche karne lagi. Aaah aahah …. mera maal nikalne hi wala tha. Didi lagatar jor se chus rahi thi. Aur, tip tip .. churr churr…. Mere land ne muth ki dhaar chhod di Didi ke muh me. Didi ko muth ka namkin swad accha nahi lag raha tha, maine turant ek chocolate ka tudka didi ke muh me daal kar band kar diya. Didi ne mera muth chocolate ke sath pi liya. Didi ab bhi muh banaye ja rahi thi, maine baki ke bache chocolate ko bhi Didi me muh me bhar diya. Didi apne chehre par faile mere baki ke muth ko ungli se chat chat kar khane lagi.

Me –“Didi, kaisa laga mera muth pikar, maza aaya, Isi ke liye tum itnaa paresaan thi na.”
Didi –“So salty but not bad. Accha laga mujhe to. Tu aise hi chocolate laga lagakar apna land chusayega to main rozz tera land chusungi.”
Didi aur main dono hasne lage. Maine Didi ko uthaya aur hall wale bathroom me chale gaye. Kyuki mere bathroom se awaz Maa ke kamre me jati thi. Didi ne khud ko saaf kiya aur apne kapde pahle. Maine bhi apne kapde pahne. Aur, kamre me aa gaya. Maine gadhi ki orr dekha to 5 baj chuke the. Matlab, hamari chudai 5 gahnte se chal rahi thi. Dono puri tarah tut chuke the.
Me –“Didi, ab tumhe jana chahiye, Priya ka kaam bhi ho gaya hoga. Aur, wo so bhi gayi hogi.”
Didi –“Ha jati hoon. Pata nahi ab Priya se kaise nazre mila paungi.”
Didi ne apna kamra khola. Aur, andar chali gayi. Andar Priya bhi so rahi thi. Priya so rahi thi ya sone ka natak kar rahi thi, ye mujhe nahi pata. Ye to baad me pata chalega ki Priya kya karegi sab dekhne ke baad. Maine bhi apna kamra band kiya, aur sone ke liye bistar par let gaya. Lekin mujhe nind nahi aa rahi to, socha kyu na iss land chusai ka ek update de du apne Xossip ke thread par.

Didi apne kamre me jakar so jati hai. Priya bhi soyi hai. Mujhe nind 6 baje aati hai. Maa uth gayi thi 6:30 baje aur kitchen ke kaamo me lag gayi thi. Papa kitchen ke darwaje par khade hokar Maa ke sath shararat kar rahe the. Main to 11 baje se pahle uthne wala nahi tha aj. Papa Maa se ab bhi maze lene me jute the.
Papa –“Kya Shweta, kal raat maza aaya na tumko?”

Maa ne papa ko ghurte hue dekha aur boli –“Ye pucchhne ka ab time mila tumhe, Aur kahi nahi to kitchen me, Kisine sun liya to. Jao room me, news paper padho, main chai lati hoon.”
Kal raat ki damdaar chudai ke baad Papa ka dil Maa par aa gaya tha, sach bhi hai, agar biwi hi maa, saas, aur beti ka role play karke chudaye to bahar jane ki jarurat hi nahi hai. Aise bhi aankhe band karke kisi ke bhi bare me soch kar chodte jao to kya pata chalta hai ki biwi chudi ya Maa. Asli chudai to manaspalat par chalti hai. Papa hall me aakar sabke kamre ki orr dekhte hai. Sab ke sab so rahe hai. Papa ne mauke ka fayda uthate hue Maa ko picchhe se pakad liya, aur Maa ke gand par apna land sata diya. Aur halka halka dhakka dene lage.

Maa sakpaka jati hai. Aise to meri Maa itni garam aurat hai ki koi bhi aaram se roti sek le unki gand par. Lekin, Papa ke 9” ke land ke baad Maa bhi apni tava thandi kar leti hai. Aur, thande tave par rotiya nahi seki ja sakti. Lekin, Papa ne Maa ko mere kabab khane ka aadesh de diya tha, ab bas mujhe apne manspind laude ko kabab ke jaise Maa ki bhatti par sekna tha. Maa ne zor se gand ko picchhe dhakka diya aur Papa ko hatane ki kosis ki. Papa ne Maa ki kamar jor se pakdi thi. Isliye Maa ki kosis bekar gayi. Papa ne dhire dhire apna haath upar ki taraf le jana suru kiya.

Papa ka land nighty ke upar se hi Maa ki gand me ghusne laga. Papa ne jhat se apna land pant se bahar nikal liyaa aur Maa ke gand me sat kar ragadne lage. Maa ko jaise hi pata chala ki Papa se land bhar nikal liya hai, wo palat gayi, aur Papa ko dantne lagi.
Maa –“Ye kya hai, kitchen me itni besharmi, chalo jao room me, aur andar karo ise. Koi bhi jag sakta hai ab.”
Papa –“Koi nahi jagne wala, maine dekha sabke darwaje band hai aur, sab aram se so rahe hai.”
Maa –“To iska kya matlab hai ki aap yaha kitchen me apna land bahar nikal kar ghumiye.”
Papa –“Darling, tumhari gand itni sexy hi hai ki dekhte hi land khada ho jata hai. Aur fir tumhari gand marne ki icchha hone lagti hai. Aur main khud ko rok nahi pata.”

Maa –“Raat bhar mere gand marte ho, kabhi Maa banakar, kabhi saas banakar, fir bhi tumhari land ki pyaas nahi bujhti. Aur ab to beti ke badle bhi meri hi gand chodoge. Itni pasand hai Pammi to uski gand kyu nahi bajate.”
Papa –“Shweta, kya bol rahi ho tum. Pammi apni beti hai yaar. Mere man me uske liye khayal uthne lage hai, iska ye matlab to nahi hai ki main uske saath sone lagu.”
Maa –“Acchha, to tumhe itna samajh me aata hai ki beti ko nahi chodna hai, aur ye samjh me nahi aata hai ki meri maa ko bhi nahi chodna hai, aur tumhari maa ka kya.”
Papa Maa ke paas jakar Maa ko baho me bhar lete hai aur bolte hai –“Darling, meri maa ki gand, aur teri maa ka bhosda.”
Maa gussa jati hai –“Aur Pammi ki kya??”

Papa –“Are tum kyu itna gussa kar rahi ho, kal aise hi main bahak gaya tha, aur Pammi ke bare me socha to sochta hi rah gaya.”
Maa –“Acchha, aapko jab jo man karta hai karte hai, jab man hua apni maa ki jagah meri gand maar liye, fir man hua to meri maa ki jagah bhi meri gand maar liye. Aur ab apni beti ke jagah bhi meri gand maroge kya????”
Papa –“Darling, aisa kuch nahi hai, wo to bas ek din ho gaya, ab aisa kabhi nahi hoga, Swear.”
Maa –“Kya nahi hoga, maza nahi aaya kya apni beti ki gand marne me.”
Maa ke iss sawal se Papa chaunk gaye the. Ye kya ho gaya, pahle gussa fir jorr. Kya jawaab denge ab Papa. Haa bolenge tab bhi fasenge, naa bolnege tab bhi fasenge. Papa soch me pad gaye, ki kya jawab de ab iska.
Maa –“Kya sochne lage ab, jawab do ab. Maza aaya ki nahi Pammi ki gand marne me.”
Papa –“Are bola na, wo bas aise hi ho gya tha. Ab nahi hoga.”

Maa –“Kyu nahi hoga ji, hona chahiye naa, roz hona chahiye, aaj se main Pammi aur Priya banungi. Fir aap meri gand marna, madarchod to bahut bade ho tum, ab betichod bhi ban jao. Mujhe pata hai ki tum Pammi aur Priya ki gand ko dekhte rahte ho.”
Papa –“Kya bol rahi ho, maine aisa kab kiya.”
Maa –“To kya tumko kal raat maza nahi aaya sachmuch. Jhoot mat bolna.”
Ab Papa kya bolte. Maza to unhone liya hi tha Pammi didi ki gand ko soch soch kar. Aur naa bolte to fir shayad wo maza dubara nahi milta. Isliye Papa ne haa bol diya.
Papa –“Haa, maza to aaya, lekin mera man nahi hai aisa fir se karne ka.”
Maa ne Papa ka land pakadte hue kaha -“Kyu nahi hai Kailash darling, tumhari beti ki gand ke chotti se ched me jab tumhara 10” ka land jayega, to socho kaise chhatpatayegi wo, rone lagegi ekdum, aur tum chhap chaap ke pelna uski gand me. Faad dena meri beti ka gand. Dekhi hai na tumne ki tumhe dekh kar kuch jyada hi matka matka kar chalti hai wo. Wo chahti hai ki tum apna ye mota land uski gand me dalo.”

Maa ki baato ne Papa ke dimaag par jadoo sa kar diya. Maa ke hath me Papa ka 10 inchi land sansana ke khada hone laga. Maa Papa ko Pammi Didi ke naam par uttejit karti rahi. Ab teer kamaan se chhut chuka tha. Papa par Didi ki gand ka nasha aur Maa ki baato ka jaadoo kabza kar chuke the. Papa ab bekaboo hokar Maa ki gand ko pakadkar dabane lage. Papa ke land me gilaa aata lag gaya tha, jo Maa ke hath me tha. Maa aata gund rahi thi, isliye wo kuch chhunna nahi chahti thi, lekin Papa ne Maa ko garam kar hi diya tha itna ki wo kya karti.
Papa –“Haa Shweta, thik bolti ho tum, mujhe Pammi ki unchudi boor aur gand ka maza lena chahiye, nahi to koi na koi uska ras chus hi lega. Koi bahar wala nahi to Sourav to chus hi lega. Ek number ka madarchod aur bahanchod hai wo. Mauka milte hi tumhari gand bhi maare lega dekhna.”
Maa –“Haa Kailash, tum apni beti Pammi ki gand marna, aur main apne bete Sourav se boor chudwaungi, tum to kabhi meri boor chodte nahi, jab dekho iska gand marna, uska gand marna hai. Ab to dono betiyo ka bhi gand chahiye tumko Kailash.”

Maa aur Papa puri tarah garam ho jate hai. Subah subah kitchen me aisa kabhi nahi hota hai, lekin Pammi Didi ki gand ki masti Papa ko kitchen tak khich layi thi. Maa ne Papa ko dur hataya. Aur gadhi dekhte hui boli –“Aise hi bahut der ho gayi hai, Ab jao tum, bahut kaam hai, Jo karna hoga raat me kar lena. Beti ki kunwari gand ke liye itna to sabr karna ho padega na.”
Papa –“Nahi, tum bolo to aaj office se chutti hi le leta hoon, aur fir din bhar chudai chalegi. Ek baar Pammi ban ke dena, ek Priya baar banke.”
Maa –“Ji nahi, aisa nahi hoga. Bacche bhi to hai ghar par. Unke rahte possible nahi hai. So jakar taiyar ho jaiye.”
Papa –“Aisa mat karo, Nahi to aaj din bhar har jagah mujhe Pammi ki gand hi dikhai degi. Naa kaam ho payega na khana.”
Maa –“Accha hai na tab to, din bhar ki tadap nikalegi Pammi ki gand par, tumko bhi maza aayega aur mujhe bhi.”
Papa –“Ha thik hai lekin office se aane ke baad tum meri patni nahi rahogi. Office se aate hi main tumhe apni beti ke roop me dekhna chahta hoon.”
Maa –“Thik hai. Lekin meri bhi ek shart hai ki Pammi ki gand se pahle ek bar meri boor bhi chodenge aap.”
Papa –“Ok, fir deal pakki. Bye, main jakar taiyar hota hu. Tum nasta ready karo.”
Papa apne kamre me chale gaye to Maa nasta banane me jut gayi.

Subah ke 10 baj chuke hai. Lekin abhi tak na Pammi Didi uthi hai. Aur na Priya, aur main to soya hi tha 6 baje, to uthne ka sawaal hi paida nahi hota hai. Main apne bistar par gahri nind me soya hua tha. Sabse pahle Priya uth jati hai. Brush karne ke baad Pammi Didi ko uthane ki kosis karti hai. Priya ke bartav se aisa pratit hi nahi ho raha tha ki usne kal raat ko Didi aur bhai ki chudai dekhi ho, aur sath hi sath Maa ki gand bhi chudte dekhi ho. Priya dhire se Pammi Didi ko hila kar jagane ki kosis karti hai. Par Didi uthti nahi hai. Priya Didi ko sone ke liye chhod deti hai. Aur khud taiyar hokar nasta lene kitchen me pahuch jati hai. Maa ab bhi kitchen ke kaamo me juti hui thi.
Maa –“AA gayi Priya, Chalo nasta laga do table par, aur sabko bula lo, sabhi nasta kar lete hai. Papa to tumhare office bhi chale gaye kab ke.”
Priya –“Mummy, abhi tak koi jaga hi nahi hai. Bhaiya aur Didi dono ke dono so rahe hai. Maine to didi ko jagaya bhi lekin uthi nahi.”
Maa –“Ja ek baar aur kosis karke dekh, aur Sourav ko bhi jaga de. Kitna soyega aur.”

Meri kaano me Maa ki aawaz gunji. Meri nind tut gayi thi, meine gadhi ki orr dekha. 10 baj chuke the. Main jaldi se utha aur bathroom ki orr bhaga. Jaldi se brush kiya, fresh hua. Aur, bhagta hua dinner table par pahucha. Maa aur priya table par maujood the. Main Priya se nazre nahi mila pa raha tha. Aur, wo mujhe ghure ja rahi thi. Main soch raha tha ki kahi Priya ne Maa ko kuch bata to nahi diya hai. Lekin Maa ke chehre ko dekh kar aisa lag nahi raha tha.
Maa –“Priya, ja Pammi ko utha de ab. Main tab tak plates lagati hu.”
Maa plate lagane lagi aur main Maa ki chuchiyo ko ghurne laga. Maa bich bich me meri orr dekh kar muskura rahi thi. Shayad unhe bhi pata tha ki main kya dekh raha hoon. Lekin chori chori tirchhi nazro se main maa ki chuchiya dekhe ja raha tha. Priya ne Didi ka hath pakad kar uthane ki kosis ki. Lekin ye kya, Didi ka hath to garam tha. Priya ne Didi ke sar par ungliya rakh kar dekhi. Didi ko bukhar ho gaya tha. Priya ko ye pata tha ki ye bukhar hua kyu hai. Lekin wo kuch bolna nahi chahti thi.

Priya –“Didi, utho, tumhe to fever ho gaya hai. Main abhi Mummy ko batati hoon.”
Pammi Didi –“Maa ko mat bata, main koi tablet le lungi, thik ho jayega thodi der me.”
Priya –“Aise kaise Didi, Maa ko abhi nahi to thodi der baad pata chal hi jayega. Abhi bata dungi Maa ko to shayad unhe kuch pata nahi bhi chale, lekin agar chhupaenge to Maa ko shak ho hi jayega.”
Pammi –“Kya pata nahi chale Maa ko. Haa, bol.”
Priya –“Didi, mujhe sab pata hai ki tumhari taiyat kyu bigad gayi hai.”
Pammi –“Kyu?? Aur kya pata hai tumhe.”
Priya –“Didi, maine kal aapko aur bhaiya ko dekha tha raat ko. Bhaiya ne apki khub gand maari thi baramade me, wo bhi bina kisi chiknai ke. Aur, Maa ke kamre me Papa Mummy ki gand maar rahe the. Maine sab dekh liya tha, par maine kuch bhi nahi bola.”

Pammi Didi –“Aur, tu kya kar rahi thi. Khidki par khade hokar, hame dekh dekh kar apni muniya ko ragad rahi thi. Ungli bhi karti hai kya tu????”
Priya –“Par tumhe kaise pata Didi ki main khidki par thi. Kya aapko pahle se pata tha??”
Didi –“Nahi , wo to humne jate waqt tumhe khidki par dekh liya tha, tumhari aankhe band thi aur tum ungli karne me busy thi.”
Priya –“Didi, main ungli nahi daalti andar, jarurat padne par upar se hi ragad leti hoon bas. Lekin, tumne to khub maze se bhaiya ka land liya gand me. Bina kuch lagaye marwaogi to fever to hoga na.
Didi –“Pahle main bhi sirf ragda hi karti thi, lekin ragad kar kitne din kaam chalati, isliye socha ki ek land ka intezam kiya jaye. Bahar wale kisi se marwane se badnami hoti, isliye ghar par hi marwa liya. Papa ka to bahut mota hai, unse chudwane ke liye pahle acchhe se rasta khulwana hoga. Aur, iske liye bhai se acchha aur koi tarika bhi to nahi tha. Isliye maine bhai ko kisi tarah fasa kar chudwa liya.”
Priya –“Papa to mummy ki gand marte hue tumhara hi naam le rahe the, Papa bhi tumhari gand maarna chahte hai. Lekin tumhari tabiyat bigad gayi bhaiya se chudwakar. Pata nahi Papa ka land logi to kya hoga.”

Didi –“Tune Papa ka land dekha tha kal kya?? Aur Sourav ka land bhi dekha hoga????”
Priya –“Ha, Didi Papa ka to kitna lamba aur mota hai, Bhaiya ka land to Papa ke land se aadha hai bas. Jab aadhe me teri ye haalat ho gayi hai to tu Papa se chudwane ki sochna bhi mat. Kya karu Didi, Maa ko batau ki nahi, ki Tumhe bukhar hai.”
Didi –“Bata de, lekin bolna ki kam hai thik ho jayega. Nahi to bekar me Maa hospitol le jayegi. Aur, doctor ne Maa ko kuch bata diya to lag jayegi meri bhi aur Sourav ki bhi. Isliye jyada pressure dekar bolne ki jarurat nahi hai.”
Priya kamre se bhaagti hui nikli, aur table ke paas aakar boli –“Maa, Didi ko fever hai, siliye nahi uth rahi hai. Aise jyada to nahi hai, ek tablet me thik ho jayega.” Didi ki bigdi hui tabiyat ke bare me sun kar Maa jaldi se Didi ke kamre me gayi. Aur, didi ke pas baith kar Didi ka hath pakad liya. Maa dekh rahi thi ki Didi ko kahi jyada bukhar to nahi hai.

Maa –“Koi baat nahi hai, thoda sa fever hai. Koi infection sa hoga. Priya ja, medicine box le aa mere kamre se.”
Priya –“Maa, puri box lane ki kya jarurat hai, bolo na kaun si tablet chahiye, wo le aaungi, ek tablet ke liye box lao, fir le jao. Itna muskil kaam ooh.”
Maa –“Ja ek Avintis aur ek Paracetomol le aa. Ja jaldi ja.”
Priya Maa ke kamre ki orr gayi, Priya ke picchhe main bhi gaya. Pata nahi main Priya ke picchhe kyu gaya tha, jaise tablets nahi koi bhari samaan utha kar lana ho, jisme Priya ko meri jarurat padegi. Priya ne Maa ke kamre me box dhoondi. Par medicine box kahi dikh nahi rahi thi. Maine kamre ke darwaje ke paas khada tha, par main box dhoond nahi raha tha.
Priya –“Bhaiya, waha khade khade kya kar rahe ho, jaldi se medicine box dhoondo na kaha se.”
Me –“Dekh yahii kahi hoga, mil jayega.”

Priya –“Didi ki ye haalat apke wajah se hi hui hai. Aur, aap Didi ke liye ek tablet bhi nahi khoj rahe hai. Main didi ko bol dungi.”
Me –“Kya???? Meri wajah se. Meri wajah se kaise?”
Priya –“Ab bano mat bhaiya. Aapne jo kal sham Didi ki boor fadi hai, aur fir raat ko gand bhi chod di, wo bhi bina tel lagaye, usi ke karan Didi ko fever hua hai.”
Me –“Priya ye tu kya anab sanab bak rahi hai. Sharm nahi aati tujhe mere samne ye sab bolte hue. Chal ja tablets le aur maa ko de.”

Priya –“O ho ho, aap didi ko kutiya ke jaise daba daba kar chodiye din raat, aur main apke samne kuch bol bhi nahi sakti. Itne sidhe to tum nahi ho bhaiya. Maine sab dekha tha ki kaise tum Didi ki gand ki chatni bana rahe the. Main bhi garam ho gayi thi, itni tabadtod chudai dekh kar.”
Me –“Tu hamari chudai se garam hui thi, ya Maa Papa ki chudai se, ye kaise paa chalega.”
Priya –“Kya bhaiya, dono hi scene mast tha, aapne bhi kya chodi Didi ki gand. Par tel to lagana chahiye tha na. Aisi chodi ki Didi ko bukhar hi aa gaya. Bechari, ab nahi aayegi aapke niche. Ab aapka kya hoga, bhaiya.”
Me –“To kya hua, Didi ki tabiyat to thik ho hi jayegi. Fir Didi mujhse chude bina thode rah payegi.”
Priya –“Didi ab Papa se chudne ki soch rahi hai. Papa ke mote land se chudne ke baad kabhi aapke paas aayegi bhi nahi.”
Me –“Tu ye sab mat soch, ja jaldi tablets le ke.”
Priya Tablets hatho me liye apne kamre ki or chali. Main bhi picchhe ho liya. Priya ne Maa ko medicines di. Maa ne paani ka glass Didi ke hath me dekar dono tablets de di. Didi ne dawa kha li.
Maa –“Dawa le li ho. Ab jaldi se kuch kha lo. Bina khaye itna heavy dose tablets nahi khana chahiye.”
Didi –“Maa bhukh nahi hai, fir bhi aap yahi kuch bhejwa dijiye. Main kha lungi.”

Maa ne naste me aaloo ke parathe banaye the. Maine Maa se bola ki Didi ke liya aaloo ke parathe thik nahi honge abhi. Unke liye bread toast karna chahiye. Lekin, Maa ne kaha koi problem nahi hai, bas thoda sa fever hai. Wo parathe kha sakti hai. Thandi chize nahi khani hai use bas. Priya ne plate me do parathe liye, orr Didi ke kamre me chali gayi. Main bhi Priya ke sath gaya.
Maa –“Are ab tu kaha chala. Tu nasta to kar le ab.”
Me –“Maa, Didi ki tabiyat kharab hai. Aur aapko nasta ki padi hai. Main bhi yahi nasta karunga.”
Maa –“Thik hai le apna plate, aur Priya ki plate bhi le ja.”
Maine apni aur Priya ki plate li, aur Didi ke pas aa gaya. Mere picchhe picchhe maa bhi aa gayi apni plate lekar.
Pammi Didi –“Kya yaar, mujhe thoda sa fever hai bas, tum log sabhi mere picchhe hi pad gaye ho. Mere kamre ko dining room bana diya. Chalo niklo sab ke sab.”
Maa –“No beta, sabko tumhari fikar hai. Aisa nahi bolte.”

Pammi Didi –“Mammy, khane ki icchha nahi ho rahi hai. Rahne do na. Baad me kha lungi na.”
Maa –“Nahi Pammi beta, kha lo. Tablets powerful tha na, to khana to khana hi hoga.”
Maine Priya ke hatho se didi ki plate li, aur bola –“Didi, acchha main aapko apne hatho se khilata hoon. Fir aap jaldi se thik ho jayengi.”
Didi –“Ha tune jo khilaya tha na usi ke karan to ye bukhar hua hai, ab aur na khila abhi. Baad me ji bhar ke khaungi naa.”
Maa –“Kya khilaya isne aisa ki bukhar ho gaya.??????????”
Didi –“Kuch nahi Maa, kal Sourav mere liye chocolate laya tha. Maine kuch jyada hi kha liya lagta hai.”
Priya –“Didiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, aapne akele akele chocolate khayi. Mujhe diya bhi nahi. Katti.”

Didi –“Are chhotta sa to tha hi, mera bhi mann pura nahi bhara.”
Me –“To fir le aaunga, isme kya hai.”
Priya –“Mere liye bhi lana, mujhe bhi chocolate chahiye.”
Maa –“Acchha baba, main chalti hoon ab. Tum log Pammi ka khayal rakho. Main khana banati hoon. Pammi beta, hospitol jaogi kya.”
Pammi –“Kya Maa, har baat par hospitol. Nahi jana. Dophar tak sab thik ho jayega.”

Maa nasta karke sabke plates lekar kitchen me chali jaati hai. Sabne nasta bhi kar liya tha. Maine Didi ka hath apne hatho me le rakha tha. Didi mere aankho me aankhe daale dekh rahi thi. Main bhi Didi ke aankho me dub gaya tha. Jaise mujhe apni Didi se hi pyar ho gaya tha. Ye pyar hi tha, ya sirf chudai ki kamna. Didi ke sarir ki bhini bhini khusboo mere nathuno me ja rahi thi. Main dhire dhire Didi ke karib hote ja raha tha. Ek ajib se kashish mahsoos ho rahi thi Didi ki nazro me. Dono ek dusre ko dekhte hue kho gaye. Pyar ka ek anokha rishta sa bandh gaya tha Didi se ab. Aise to wo meri sagi Didi thi, lekin ye rishte usse bhi mazboot ho chuka tha. Kya tha ye?? Main khud se ye sawaal kiye ja raha tha, lekin meri aankhe to Didi ko ek tak dekhe ja rahe the. Achanak, aisa mahsoos hua ki Didi ki ye haalat sirf meri wajah se hui hai. Aur, Didi ke prati mera pyar aansu ke ek boond ke roop me aankho se tapak pade. Mere aanshu se Didi aur pighal si gayi. Aur, dono ek dusre ke aankho me dub gaye. Priya ki mauzoodgi to jaise hum bhul hi gaye the. Mere man me bas ek hi baat ghum rahi thi – “Kya yahi pyar hai?????”

Pammi Didi aur main ek dusre ke aankho ke jahnke hue kho se gaye the. Priya wahi khade thi. Abhi tak to usne koi pratikriya nahi di thi. Main dhire dhire Didi ki karib badh raha tha. Didi bhi mujhe rok na payi. Tabhi,
Priya –“Ahemmm, kya, kya, Koi movie sa scene chal raha hai kya???? Aise khoye ho ek dusre me ki kisi aur ka khayal bhi nahi hai. Aise to bhayanak pitoge dono ek din.”
Me –“Kya hua, kuch bhi to nahi. Didi ki tabiyat kyu kharab hone se mujhe acchha nahi lag raha hai. Sab meri hi galti hai. Mujhe aisa nahi karna chahiye tha.”
Didi –“Sourav tum apne kamre me jao, yaha mera khayal rakhne ke liye Priya hai.”
Me –“Didi sorry Didi, meri wajah se tumhari tabiyat kharab ho gayi. Ab aisa nahi hoga.”
Didi –“Oye pagal ho gaya hai kya, mujhe bas thoda fever hua hai. Tu ab jyada acting mat kar aur ja apne kamre me. Main thode der me thik ho jaungi. Aur aise jo bhi hua, uski jarurat mujhe jayada thi tumse. Tumhare paas to Pooja thi hi, tum usse kaam chala sakte the.”

Me –“Didi, Pooja to sirf boor chodne di thi, gand wo pahle Bipin se marwana chahti hai, fir agar uska man hua to mujhe degi. Lekin, tumne to mujhe kunwari boor aur gand di marne ke Didi. Aur maine dono baar tumhe rula diya. Mujhe dhire chodna chahiye tha didi, sab meri hi galti hai.”
Didi –“Koi baat nahi, ab tu ja yaha se. Rone dhone ki jarurat nahi hai. Itna touchy bhi hone ki jarurat nahi hai bhai.”
Me –“Priya Didi ka khayal rakhna. Main apne kamre me jata hoon.”
Main apna kamre ki orr badha. Man hi man soch raha tha ki aaj to Didi chudegi nahi mujhse. Main apne kamre me gaya aur computer on karke laga surfing karne. XB par login kiya to dekha sabne update manga hai mere kahani ka. Kuch hua hi nahi hai aaj, to kya update likhunga, jhutti kahani hi deni padegi kya next update me.

Maine update likhna suru kiya. Kam se kam 3-4 ghante to lagenge ki ek masaledar update likhne me. Udhar Maa kitchen me kaam kar rahi thi. Aur, Pammi aur Priya apne kamre me baate kar rahi thi. Main bhi Xossip par busy ho gaya.
Priya –“Didi, mujhe ab bhi samajh me nahi aaya ki, sirf gand chudane se aapko bukhar ho gaya. Maine dekha to tha, lekin mujhe nahi lagta ki sirf yahi karan hoga.”
Didi –“Are nahi, kal sham ko main Sourav ke kamre me gayi thi, to waha usne meri boor chod daali thi. Bahut jor se pel diya tha bhai ne, pahli baar tha mera to dard bhi bahut jyada hua tha. Lekin thodi der baad mujhe bhi maza aane laga tha. Fir raat ko to tumne dekha hi tha.”
Priya –“Lekin didi aisa kya hua to jo apke sarir ko itna garam kar diya.”
Didi –“Are wo chocolate khayi thi na, wo sirf chocolate hi nahi khayi thi maine.”
Priya –“To kya??”

Didi –“Sourav ka muth bhi pi thi maine, aur chocolate bhi khayi thi sath me. Meetha aur Namkeen mixed swad bahut acchha lag raha tha. Man kar raha hai ki fir se khau.”
Priya –“Didi, apne bhaiya ka land bhi chusa tha. Lekin maine to aisa kuch nahi dekha tha.”
Didi –“Wo maine bhai ke kamre me chusa tha, jab hum baramade se room me wapas chale gaye the tab. Sourav ne to meri boor aur jangho ki maalis bhi kar di thi. Lekin, main fir se garam ho gayi thi aur maine Sourav ka land chusna suru kar diya tha. Main to pahle se hi chahti thi uska muth pina, lekin wo de hi nahi raha tha. Maine mauka dekh kar pi liya uska muth. Shayad isi karan se meri body garam ho gayi hai.”
Priya –“Didi, aapko aisa nahi karna chahiye tha. Main Maa ko sab bata dungi.”
Didi –“Are aisa mat karna, nahi to bahut maar padegi. Aur pata nahi Papa kya saja denge.”

Priya –“Didi, Papa aapko kya saja denge, wo to aapke gand ke picchhe sand ban kar ghum rahe hai. Apne jaha thodi si skirt uthayi, to bas Papa chad ke pel denge tumhari gand me apna 10” ka land.”
Didi –“Priya, kya baat hai tu aaj kuch jyada hi apsabdo ka upyog kar rahi hai. Tu to aise baate nahi karti thi.”
Priya –“sorry Didi, lekin apki aur bhaiya ki chudai dekh kar main puri tarah garam ho gayi thi, aur sath hi sath Maa aur Papa ki bhi gand chudai dekhi. Mujhse ab bardast nahi hota hai Didi. Sabko koi na koi mil gaya hai. Lekin, meri bhatti ka khayal kisi ko nahi hai Didi. Yaha tak ki aapne bhi mere baare me kuch nahi socha. Apne dekha bhi ki main khidki par khadi akele apni muniya ko ragad rahi hoon. Lekin, apne meri koi madad nahi ki. Apko to bhaiya ka land mil gaya hai, aage picchhe muh me, har jagah le le ke maza kar rahi hai. Lekin, meri bhatti ka kya Didi. Main kya karoon………..????????????”
Didi –“Priya, tu to abhi 18 ki hi hai. Tera boor ka ched bhi abhi chotta hoga. Tu land le payegi kya abhi?? Thoda sabr kar, fir main tere liye kuch karungi.”

Priya –“Didi, main ab bacchi nahi rah gayi hu. Mujhe bhi ab land chahiye, jaldi se mere baare me socho kuch, nahi to mujhe bahar kuch intezam kar hoga. Aise bhi mere kitne hi dost hai, jo mujhe dekhte hi laar tapkane lagte hai. Skirt utarte hi pata nahi kitne land meri boor aur gand me ghus jayenge, lekin main bahar chudna nahi chahti didi. Didi ab aap hi kuch kar sakti hai.”
Didi –“Priya, Priya, adhir mat ho yaar. Iska upay nikalungi main kuch. Lekin tu Maa se kuch sa kahna. Aur, dekh Papa meri naam se Maa ki gand chod rahe the, iska matlab ye to nahi hai ki Papa sach much me mere sath aisa karenge. Iss baat ko yahi par dafan kar de Priya. Main tumhare liye kuch intezam karti hu.”
Priya ko ab thoda aram milta hai, ki uski badi Didi uske liye kisi na kisi land ka intezam to kar hi degi. Priya muskurate hue Didi se boli –“Didi, uske liye to pahle aapko thik hona hoga. Jaldi se thik ho jayiye aur fir mere liye bhi ek lambe aur mote land ka jugaad kar dijiye.”
Didi –“Thik hai, ab ja tu apna kaam kar. Main thoda aram karti hoon.”
Priya –“Ok Didi main bhaiya ke kamre me jati hu, dekhti hu kya kar rahe hai bhaiya.”
Didi –“Ruk mat ja akele, wo bhut bada bahanchod hai, aur madarchod bhi. Maa ki gand marna chahta hai wo. Tujhe bhi nahi chhodega. Akele gayi to teri bhi gand maar lega.”
Priya –“Marne do na didi, Darta kaun hai bhaiya ke land se. Gand to marne dungi lekin pahle boor ki pyaas mitaungi.”
Didi –“Saali randi, achanak bahut bolne lagi hai. Pahle to bada gumsum rahti thi.”
Priya –“Are Didi, jab aap mere samne apni gand utha utha kar chudwa sakti hai, to kya main bol bhi nahi sakti.”
Didi –“Sambhal kar lekin, dekh meri kya haalat kar di hai ek hi din me. Bach ke karna.”
Priya -“:chill: Didi, main apki tarah bewakoof nahi hu, jo sukhi gand marwa lungi, acche se land par tel laga kar lungi gand me.”
Priya hanste hue apne kamre se nikal kar mere kamre ki aur aayi. Main Xossip par update likh raha tha, jhuthi ki sahi par update to jaruri tha.

Priya apne kamre se nikal kar mere kamre ki orr badhi. Hall se Priya ne mere khidki ki orr dekha. Mera computer chalu tha, aur main computer ke samne baitha kuch padh raha tha. Priya mere kamre me dakhil hoti hai. Mujhe iss baat ka pata nahi chalta hai. Priya mere picchhe aakar khadi ho jati aur screen par likhe vakyo ko padhne ki koshish karti hai, par font chotte hone ki wajah se padh nahi pati. Bas itna hi dekh paati hai ki main kisi forum me kuch padh raha tha.
Priya –“Ye kaun si site hai. Aur, aap kya likh rahe ho bhaiya.”
Main chaunk kar picchhe palat-ta hu. Aur, jaldi se screen minimize kar deta hu.
Me –“Priya tum yaha achanak, kaise? Koi kaam tha kya? Kuch pucchha tha kya?”
Priya –“Bhaiya, pahle ye batao ki ye kaun si site thi. Ye facebook to nahi thi. Koi aur community to join nahi na kar rakha hai bhaiya?”
Me –“Are nahi ye ek public forum hai, duniya bhar ke dhero log registered hai. Sab apne anubhav bant-te hai ek dusre se. Kuck khas nahi hai.”

Priya –“Accha to main bhi register kar leti hoon. Naam to batao jara.”
Me –“Priya, tu rahne de na. Iss site par ool-jhol cheeje bhi milti hai. Teri liye thik nahi hai.”
Priya –“Kya thik nahi hai, Maine to live chudai dekhi hai bhaiya. Wo bhi double scene wali. Mujhe bhi dekhna hai aapka ool-jhol.”
Me –“Thik hai, exbii.com, ja tu bhi register kar le.”
Maine socha ki Priya ko Xossip ka purana naam bata kar mama bana dunga. Aur usse pata bhi nahi chalega. Baad me bol dunga ki shayad site band ho gayi.

Priya –“Thik hai bhaiya. Main jaati hoon apne computer se register karti hoon. Aur dekhti hoon ki aapne kya kya share kiya hai. Kahi Didi ki kahani to share nahi kiya hai na.”
Me –“Are bas aise hi kuch kuch likha hai. Tu ja na ab.”
Priya –“Nahi, pahle dikhao ki kya padh rahe the. Tab hi main jaungi, aur apna ID batao, main tab na dekh paungi ki tumne kya kya likha hai.”
Priya ne maximize karke dekha ki main kya likh raha tha. Usne kuch kuch search kiya to paaya yaha hazaro incest kahaniya hai. Priya ko acchha laga itni saari kahaniya dekh kar. Wo bhi ab jald se jald register karna chahti thi. Shayad wo bhi apne khayalo ko sabse bant-na chahti thi.
Priya –“Wow, bhaiya ye to khatarnak site hai bhaiya. Kitni saari Incest stories hai yaha, aur romantic bhi hai. Main jaati hoon, jaldi se register karti hoon.”

Me –“Pagli, padhne ke liye register karne ki jarurat nahi hai. Kitne hi log guest mode me padh kar hila lete hai. Aur, chale jate hai. Koi register ki jarurat nahi.”
Priya –“Nahi bhaiya, ye to galat baat hai na. Kisi ki kahani padh kar usse ye bhi na batana ki kahani kaisi thi. Agar aisa hi hai to bazaar se koi kitaab kyu na kharid le. Aur aise bhi jawaab dene ke paise to lagte nahi. Main to register karungi.”
Me –“Priya, tu to kaafi samjhdar hai. Agar har insaan tere jaisa sochne lage to kitna acchhi ho jayegi duniya.”
Priya –“Acchhi hogi ya nahi pata nahi. Par, aisa hi chalta raha to saari duniya bahanchod jarur jayegi. Aur, ab to ap madarchod bhi ban-ne ki koshish me lage hai.” Priya ne hanste hue kaha.
Me –“Are tu jyada bol rahi hai ab. Bhaag yaha se, nahi to ….”

Priya –“Nahi to…. kya bhaiya?? Mujhe bhi chocolate khila doge Didi ki tarah.” Priya nehans kar katakchh kiya.
Me –“Are tujhe Didi ne sab bata diya kya??”
Priya tan kar sidhi hoti hui sar ko upar utha kar khud ko behtar dikhate hue boli –“Aur nahi to kya, mujhe aapki saari kaali kartoote pata hai. Aap bahut bade randibaaz ho bhaiya.”
Main kuch bol na paaya aur chupchap khada sunta raha. Man hi man soch raha tha ki Priya tera number hi aayega.
Priya –“Kya soch rahe ho bhaiya, main to bas aise hi kah rahi hoon. Aap to gambhir ho gaye.”

Me –“Main soch raha tha ki maine to Didi ki gori gori gand maari hai, fir kartoot kaali kaise ho gayi.”
Priya –“OK, no more jokes, Main jaati hoon apne kamre me aur register karti hoon. Fir padhti ho koi lovly incest.”
Priya hanste hue apne kamre ki orr badh jati hai. Main usse dekhta rah jata hoon. Priya ke muskurahar ne mere dimaag par kuch jaado sa kar diya hai. Uski awaaz me ek ajib si mithas ka ahsash sa hone laga hai. Shayad mere dil ko wo bhane lagi hai. Mausam aur waqt to badalte hi rahta hai, lekin agar mizaaz badal kar apne chotti bahan par ruk sa jaye to dimaag par ek jhatka sa lagta hai. Mujhe apni chotti bahan Priya bhi acchhi lagne lagi hai, shayad. Nahi, shayad nahi, sachmuch acchhi lagne lagi hai. Main khud ko rok nahi pa raha hoon usse niharne se. Samay tham sa gaya hai, jaise samay ne apni gati kam kar di hai, taki main Priya ko acche se nihar sakun. Mere aankhe Priya ke badan par chipak si gayi hai. Uski hasi mere kaano me aise gunj rahi hai. Main khud ko kisi band falak par mahsoos kar raha hoon. Ab dimaag ka dil par kaboo nahi hai, aur dimaag to mera pahle se hi bahanchod hai. Kahi mere dimaag me Priya ke liye vasna to nahi jaag rahi. Jo bhi ho, ye bahut sukhad ahsas hai. Main na chah kar bhi Priya ko ghurta raha.

Main use bas dekhta hi rah gaya, aur wo bina ruke apne kamre ke orr badhti chali gayi. Aage badhte hue Priya ne picchhe palat kar meri orr dekha. 18 saal ki iss ladki ki nazre dil ko cheer dene wali thi. 18 ki kacchi kali jo khil kar phool ban-ne ko betaab thi. Wo kaali aankhe, aur tikhe nain naksh, gulabi hoth – mano swarg ki koi apsara si utar aayi ho jameen par. Main uske roop me khoye ja raha tha. Dimaag ko kaboo me karne ki har kosis nakaam ho rahi thi. Picchhe mudne se uske chuchhi ke ek jhalak kinare se dikhi. Khade khade kya sughad uroz the uske. Meri aankhe bina palak jhapkaye uske roop me vilin se ho gaye the.

Meri aankhe ab uske sundar badan par fisalne se lage the. Dhire dhire meri nazar uske kamar se hote hue uske gand par jakar ruki. 32” ki wo patli kamar hriday ke spandan ko bhadaye ja rahi thi, aur aankhe us manoram najare se hatt hi nahi rahi thi. Aise to main mote mote hilte gand ka deewana hoon. Par meri chotti bahan Priya ke kase kase gol gol gand ka jadoo mujh par chalne laga tha. Mere muh se ek aah si nikal gayi thi. Hoth chhan bhar me hi sukhne se lage the. Priya ke gand se mano shahad sa tapak raha tha, jise chatne ke liye meri jibh khud-b-khud bahar aa gayi. Meri aah ki awaaz se Priya wapas picchhe mudi, aur meri nazre ki nishana dekh kar fir se muskurayi. Uski iss muskan ne to mere havas ke agnikund me ghee ka kaam kiya.

Main daud kar uske chootado ko pakad lena chahta tha, aur masal masal kar uske mansal kadak gand ko dheela kar dena chahta tha. Kash iss samay usne wo skirt na pahna hota to main Priya ki gol matol gand ko dekh pata. Meri nazre uski gand par aise gadi thi jaise main uske skirt ke andar tak dekh pa raha hoon. Kamre ke andar jane se pahle Priya ne mujhe palat kar dekha. Meri lalchai nazro ko Priya ne bhaap liya tha. Priya ko kya sharat sujhi aur usne apna skirt picchhe se upar utha diya. Meri nasre uski gand par tik gayi. Ankhe faad faad kar main dekhta rah gaya. Uski gand ke fank me safed rang ki panty ghusi hui thi. Land mera tantana ke tanak gaya. Priya ne apni kamar ke chaar thumke lagaye aur mujhe gand hila kar dikhaya, aur kamre me ghus gayi. Priya ne darwaja band kar liya.

Priya ne saaf saaf ishara kar diya tha, ki main ab uske seal band boor aur gand ka dhakkan khol du. Mere dil me kash-m-kash chal rahi thi, aur dimaag ek bade bahanchod ke tarah Priya ki chudai ke bare me sochne laga. Ab kisi bhi tarah Priya ko dabochna tha. Iss baat main wo galtiya nahi dohraunga jo Didi ko chodne me ki thi. Main apne bistar par dhadam se gir pada. Aur, takiye ko baho me bhar kar aahe bharne laga. Aahhhh…… Priyaaaa…. Aaahh….