Kahani ke main character.

(1) Anamika. Age 35 years aur bank mein job karti hai. Rang bahut ki gora aur behad khubsoorat.

(2) kallan. Age 66 years. Bank ka chaprasi. Dubla patla aur bahut hi kaala.

(3) Jaggu. Age 70 saal. bahut hi kamjor aur bimar aadmi.

Rajasthan ki kadak dhoop aur retila hawa. Koi jyada der tak bahar nahi rehta kyonki ret ki hawa se unke kapde kharab ho jaate hai. Us gaon mein electricity facility to thi lekin communication ki problem bahut hai. Is gaon ka naam hai Mudra. Yeh gaon bahut chota lekin aas paas registan area hai. Har roz ki tarqh kaam poora karkr gaon kr is bank se sabhi log ghar ke liye nikal rahe hai. Waise bank teen kamro ka hai. Kisi jamane mein yeh bank kisi ka ghar tha. Yeh gaon pichadat ke saath chor aur dakuo se trast aur hairan hai. Aye deen loot faat karne aate hai.

Anamika jo Delhi ki rehnewali thi lekin bank ne uska transfer kar diya is khandar village mein. Bank manager ki post mein kaam karti hai.

Dopahar ko sabhi log ghar ke liye nikal rahe the. Gaon ki garam dopahar ke sannate mein goli ki awaz gunji aur sabhi gaon ke log apne gharo mein ghus gaye. Anamika bank mein eeh gayi aur Kallan bhi. Anamika andar jaa hi rahi thi ki ek buddha aadmi kapte hue daud raha tha aur gir gaya. Woh aadmi bank ke darwaje gira. Anamika uthane gayi ki ek goli uske nazdik se gujari. Darr se ghabrai Anamika buddhe ko lekar andar gayi aur darwaja band kar diya. Gaon ko ek gang ne gher liya. Bank ke andar reh gaye Anamika, Kallan aur Jaggu.

Apni jaan bachakar teeno andar pahunche.

“Sabhi log bhaag gaye. Abe saalo tumhare anaj aur fasal hum loot lenge hahahahaha.” Gang leader ne kaha.

“Yaha pe bank hai. Chalo bank ko looy le.” Leader ke kehne par 15 log darwaja todne ke liye kude.

Waise yeh bank ek jamane kisi ka ghar hua karta tha. Bank ke bahar Anamika ke kehne par electronic shocking device lagi hui thi jise activate karne se bahar ko bh use chue use sidha current lagega. Yeh device charge karne ke baad kai deeno tak chal sakti hai bina electricity connection ke. Un gundo ne jaise hi darwaje ko haath lagaya sidha current khakar gir gaye. Gang leader ko ajeeb laga lekin itna jaroor pata chal gaya ki device lagi hui hai.

“Madharchod saale bankwale darwaja khol suna hai ek aurat yaha ki manager hai. Agar hum andar aaye to use goliyon se maar denge. Teri memsaab maari jaayegi. Khol behenchod.”

Andar Kallan dara hua tha. Anamika ne darwaja kholne se saaf mana kar diya. Gang ne bomb throw kiya jisse bank ko nuksaan pahuncha aur electricity connection toot gaya.

“Chal rehne de. Electricity ka connection toot gaya ab dekhte hai kitne waqt andar rahenge is garmi mein. Bahar jaise hi aayenge us memsaab ko maar dena aur haan main jaa raha hoon aur har 4 ghante mein 6 aadmiyon ki duty lagegi. Bank ka saara paisa hum loot lenge.”

Andar beith Anamika aur do buddhe aadmi darr gaye lekin yeh waqt nahi tha darne ka balki dimaag ka sahara lekar lakho paise bachane ka.

“Memsaab hum fas gaye.” Kallan ne chinta dikhate hue kaha.

“Daro mat Kallan abhi yeh waqt darne ka nahi hai.”

Anamika aur Kalllan ne dekha ki Jaggu ki halat kharab ho rahi hai. Jaggu ko toorant Kallu ne paani pilaya aur table pe lita diya. Jaggu so chuka tha.

Red color ki saree aur black sleeveless blouse mein khadi ek roops undari Anamika ke chehre mein tension saaf saaf dikh raha tha. Kallan ne Jaggu ko sula diya. Kallan table office ke chair pe beithkar Anamika ko bhi bethane ko kaha. Anamika beith gayi.

“Kallan kya yeh gaon in gangster se pareshan hai ?”

“Haan memsaab. Yeh gang Abdullah ki hai. Woh agar apko dekh liya to pakka jaan se maar dega.”

“Abdullah kaun hai ?”

“Bahut bada gangster. Logo ko lootta hai. Aur paise kamata hai.”

“Kabhi kisi police ka kisine sahara nahi liya ?”

“Liya lekin woh mauke pe bhaag jaata hai aur wapis aakar aur logo ko maarta hai.”

“Hume kuch karna hoga warna bhookh pyaas sehum mar jayenge.”

Kallan jor jor se hasne laaga.

“Kallan yeh kya majak hai ?”

“Memsaab aap chaliye mere saath.”

Kallan aur Anamika apne jagah se uth gaye. Anamika ko kuch samajh mein nahi aa raha tha aur Kalllan ke peeche chal di. Kallan Anamika ko bank ke kinare le gaya aur khidki se dikhaya ki ek bada kache aam ka tree hai aur kuch fruit tress hai jo asani se khidki ke jariye loya jaa sakta hai aur usi khandar room mein paani ka reserve underground tank bhi hai. Yeh dekhkar Anamika ki jaan mein jaan aayi aur kafi had tak rahat mili.

Anamika aur Kallan wapis Jaggu ke paas pahunche. Kalln waise bhi chori chori Anamika ko dekh raha tha. Anamika ek bade high class ki aurat sleeveless saree mein mast lag rahi thi. Kalllan ne apna dhyan hataya aur wapis current situation pe focus kiya. Anamika ne bank ko thik se dekha to kuch gadde aur chadar mila. Jaggu gehri neend mein tha. Kallan ne dekha ki andhera ho raha hai aur electricity na hone par laal ten jala diya. Anamika aur Kallan beith gaye.

“Waise memsaab aap yaha kaise aayi ?”

“Mujhe 3month pehle is bank ko aage badhane ke liye bheja gaya.”

“Aap kaha ki ha aur apke family mein kaun kaun hai ”

“Main Delhi se hoon aur mere ghar mein mummy rehti hai papap ne unko 25 saal pehle divorce de diya tha.”

“Maaf karna memsaab galti ho gayi. Mujhe yeh sawal nahi pooochna chahiye tha.”

“It’s okay. Main bhi divorcee hoon.”

“Acha ?”

“Mera ek son bhi hai 3 saal ka woh mummy ke saath rehta hai.”

“Apki mummy kya karti hai ?”

“Woh ek professor hai Delhi University mein.”

“Waise boora na mano to ek baat kahoon ?”

“Haan bolo.”

“Apka pati nalayak hai itni khubsoorat aurat ko koi alag chod sakta hai ?”

Anamika ko hasi aayi aur sharmake boli “Apni memsaab se aise baat karte ho ? Naukri se nikal doongi.”

“Is samay kon memsaab aur kon naukar. Is paristithi mein hum sab pe musibaat aa gayi hai aur hum ek hi hai.”

“Haan baat to sahi kahi tumne.”

Waise Anamika open minded lady bhi hai. Anamika ne poocha “Waise mein dekhti hoon ki tum mujhe 3 mhino se bahut ghoor rahe the.”

“Woh darsal aap mujhe heroine lagti hai na isiliye.”

“Wat ? Stupid matlaab kuch bhi ?” Anamika hasne lagi

“Haan qasamse. Aap sleeveless mein jyada achi lagti ho.”

“Usme mein kya aisa alag hai ?”

“Apka gora gora bahe dikhata hai aur ………..”

“Aur kya ?”

“Rehne dijiye aap marengi.”

“Paagal nahi. Tum bolo.”

“Apka chika bagal (armpit) dikhata hai.”

“Badmash buddhe.” Anamika ne majak mein maara.

“Sach mein bina baalo ke saaf aur gora mulayam. Ek deen jab garmi mein aap apne baal thik kar rahi thi tab bahar khidki se chupar apko dekha. Paseene ke boond moti lag rahe the aur apke armpit jab paseene se gili thi to mooti ka boond lag raha tha.”

“eeeewwww kitne gande ho tum. Is jagah ko koi aisa dekhta hai ?”

“Memsaab mere liye woh kisi amrit se kam nahi. Wo paseena kisi amrit se kam nahi jo apke armpit aur gore badan se behta rahe.”

“Aap bhi na.”

“Agar mauka mile to paaka us passene kochakunga. Apke armpit ko jee bharke chatunga.”

Abhi baato ka mahol bana hi th ki Jaggu ki neend khuli. Waise Kallan Anamika ki hubsoorati ko chahata jaroor tha lekin insaan kharab nahi hai. Aage dekhte hai kya waqt ke saath teeno bachenge ya phir maare jaayenge.
Jaggu bahut dara hua tha. Woh jor jor se rone laaga.

“Hum maare jayenge beti.”

“Kuch nahi hoga chacha. Please apne aapko sambhaliye.”

“Ek kaam karte hai unke pair padte hai aur unse maafi maangkar unko saara paise de dete hai hum teeno bach jaayenge.” Itna kehkar Jagu daudne laaga darwaje ki taraf.

Kallan toorant Jaggu ko pakad liya aur table pe wapis bitha diya.

“Paagal ho kya ? Woh Abdullah hai Abdullah memsaab bahar ki hai aur koi bahar ka aadmi na aaye isiliye woh memsaab ko maar dega. Aur kya guarantee hai ki woh humko jaane dega. Aagr haar maan gaye to kaise chalega.”

Jaggu ne baat ko samjha aur bola “To ab kya karein ?”

“Kuch na kuch jaroor kar lenge lekin abhi dariye mat Jaggu.” Anamika ne kaha.

“Thik hai beti main kuch nahi kahunga. Tum jo kahogi main wohi karoonga kyonki tumne apni jaan pe khelke meri jaan bachai hai.”

Jaggu Kallan aur Anamika ko ab ek saath yaha hi rehna hoga. Teeno ek doosre ko samajh sake isiliye ek doosre se bina kisi sankoch ke apni jaan pehchan batai. Teeno mein ab thik thak pehchan hui. Raat ka andhera aur laal ten ki dheemi roshani mein teeno ke beech ek jaan pehchan ka rishta ban gaya. Jaggu bimar buddha lekin dil ka acha aadmi hai. Kallan mauka nahi chod raha tha Anamika ki tareef mein. Anamika ki body figure waise kisi heroine se kam nahi hai. kamar se lekar har hissa sundar hai.

“Waise Jaggu tabiyat ab kaisi hai tumhari ?”

“Ab thik hoon lekin mujhe wapis neend aa rahi hai. Aaj so jaata hoon aur kaal hum teeno tay karenge ki yaha se bachke kaise nikale aur police tak pahunche kaise ?”

“Haan Jaggu so ja. Main bhi thoda bahut soch loonga.” Kallan Anamika ki taraf dekhte hue kaha.

Jaggu sone chala gaya. Andar thodi si garmi thi jiski wajah se Anamika ko paseena aane laaga.

“Memsaab agar apko garmilag rahi ho to underground wale kamre mein chale waha thodi thandi hawa hogi.”

“Waha kaise thandi hogi ?”

“Is gaon ke architecture ki khasiyat hai. Chaliye na.”

Kallan Anamika ko lekar andar gaya. Waise thandi hawa to nahi lkin garmi to nahi thi andar.

“Waise khidki to khol nahi sakte warna gunday hamla kar denge.” Kallan ne kaha.

“Haan woh bhi hai. Kash cell phone hota lekin toot gaya.”

“Waise kabhi socha nahi ta ki apke saath yaharehne ko milega.”

Anamika ne haste hue poocha “Aisa kyon soch rahe ho tum ?”

“Aap kisi heroine se kam nahi ho. Bas lekin ek sawal poochana tha ki aap office mein kyon ghussa karti ho ?”

“Agar kaam thik se jo nahi karega uspe ghussa to karoongi hi.”

“Lekin ek baat hai memsaab aaj aap ghussa nahi kar rahi hai.”

“Situation hi aisi hai.”

“Lekin sach kahoon apko paseene mein dekhkar acha laaga.”

“Kyon ?”

“Phir se maine apki armpit dekhi aap jab cupboard ke upar pade doosre laalten ko utha rahi thi tab.”

Anamika thoda ghussa dikhate hue “Bas karo ab tum to shooru ho gaye.”

Lekin Kallan aaj rukane ke mood mein nahi tha aur bol pada “Lekin memsaab aapka bheega badan jaise dil mein mere aag laga diya.”

Anamika thoda sa smile karke boli “Tum bade hi gandi baat karte ho.”

“Lekin sach mein memsaab aaj apke jism se behte paseene ko peene ka man kar raha hai. Kya khushbu hai apke jism se woh bhi armpit aaahhhh mujhe itna kiss karne ka man kar raha hai ki chipak jaun apse.”

“Tum yahi sab mein dekhte ho ?”

“Nahi sirf aap mein. Aapko jee bharke dekhne ka maan karta hai aur to aur bas lipat jaun apse. Memsaab please ek baar apna armpot dikha do.’

“Nahi. Bilkul nahi.”

“Please memsaab kal ko agar main mar gaya to ? Please kardo meri iccha poori.”

“Shut up.”

Kallan ne badi zid ki aur bola “mujhe bas ek baar dikha do. Apki jaan bachai hai Maine.”

Anamika thoda sharmate hue apna haath upar kiya. Kallan ke aankhon ke samne gore gore armpit dikh rahe the.

“Memsaab yeh haseen armpit.” Kallan armpit ko sunghane laaga aur ek hi jhatke mein chatne laaga.

“Aahhhh Kallan stop it.” Lekin Kallan baat nahi maana aur lick karnr mein mast tha. Kallan bahut teji se lick kar raha tha. Anamika ko hasi aane lagi. Kallan ne doosra armpit dekha aur lick karne laaga. Kafi der lick karne ke baad Anamika ko madhosh se hosh mein aayi aur Kallan ko dhakka dete hue kaha “chalo jao yahq se badmash.”

Anamika ne dekha to uske armpit laal laal ho gaye jisme Kallan ke tobacco the. Kallan ke saare thook armpit pe lag gayi aur uske gande tobacco armpit pe lag gayi.

“Yeh meri galti hai aao ise main saaf kar deta hoon.” Kallan Anamika ka haath pakada aur armpit ko paani se saaf karne laaga. Armpit saaf hui aur Kallan Anamika ko kaha “Anamika memsaab aaj mujhe maja aa gaya. Lagta hai apke saalo ka akelapan majn poora kar doonga.”

“Bakwas band karo.”. Anamika aage badhi. Kallan peeche chala. Dono chair pe bith gaye.

“Waise tum bade badmash ho. Mere peeche pad gaye ho.”

“Memsaab waise apke is haseen jism ka main bada deewana hoon lekin aapko bhi maja aaya na.’

“Nahi bilkul nahi.

“Acha to phir kyon aankh band karke siskari le rahi thi aur mere haath ko laske pakada ?”

“Aisa kucj nahi hai.”

Kallan Anamika ka haath pakad liya aur bola “main galat aadmi nahi hoon bas pyaar karta hoon tumse. Aaj hum akele hai yaha pe aur yeh tum jaanti ho ki ab hum ek doosre ka sahara hai. Main apni jaan dekar tumhe bachaunga aur tumhare ghar tak tumhe pahunchaunga.”

Anamika ki aankhon mein aasu aa gaye aur woh rone lagi.

“Mera beta bahit chota hai mere bina kaun uska khayal rakhega ? Uski zindagi kharab ho jaayegi mere bina. Uski duniya jaal ke ralh ho jaayegi.” Anamika bahit roi.

Kallan Anamika ko apne baho mein bharte hue “main hoon na. Bas tum ro maat warna meri sexy memsaab badsoorat ho jaayegi.”

Kallan ke majak pe Anamika ne jor se maara aur kaha “badsurat tum.”

“Aaahhh dekho muakura di. Bas yehi muskurahat tumse chahiye.”

Anamika kallan ke samne apna dukh bhool gayi aur Kallan Anamika ko apnk bajo mein bjar liya aur bola “ab jara so jaaye ?”

“Hmmm.m.”

Kallan Anamika ko apne paas le gaya aur zameen pe pade biatar pe leta diya. Kallan Anamika se lipat gaya aur bola “mujhe tumse lipatna hai.”

Kallan Anamika keclevwge ko sekha air apna chera uspe rakhkar aanlh band kar liya. Dono ek dooare se lipatke so gaye.
Poore 5 deen beet gaye aur bahar khada Abdullah aur uski gang ka ghussa badhte jaa raha tha. Ab Abdullah gaon ke logo ko pareshan karne laaga. Gaon ke log dua kar rahe the ki bank na kule warna unke saalo ke mehnat ki kamai chali jaayegi.

Wohi doosri taraf Anamika aur Kallan rasta bana rahe the.

“Hum peeche ke raste nahi jaa sakte kyonki waha bhi logo ne gherabandi ki.” Anamika ne kaha.

“Hmm lekin ek koshish ho sakti hai. Is ghar mein kahi na kahi koi taikhana to hoga jisse hume kuch aur mil jaaye. Maine suna hai ki yaha pe koi gupt taikhana hai.”

“Sach mein ?”

“Haan.”

“Phir hume koshish karni chahiye.”

Tabhi Jaggu e khasne ki awaz aayi. Jaggu andar aaya aur bola “Hume kuch hathiyar ka bhi intazaam karna hoga. Kyonki agar kaal ko woh log darwaja todkar aa gaye to ladne ke kaam aayega.”

“Hum bhala kyon lade kisi ke jaan se khelne ka haq hume nahi.” Anamika ne kaha.

“Lekin woh log tumhare jaan ke liye arse hai. Abdullah tumko goliyon se maar dega. Aise darke rahenge to kaise chalega ? Hum marne wale hi hai to kyon na 2 ya 4 ko maarke mare.”

“Lekin aap to waise bhi kamjor hai Jaggu.” Kallan ne kaha.

“To kya koshish karna chod doon ?” Jaggu ne thoda ghuasse min kaha.

“Shaant ho jaiye aap Jaggu. Hum jaroor kuch karenge.”

“Dekho Anamika main tumhe un zalimo ke haatho marne nahi doonga. Tumne kitno ki zindagi banai hai is gaon mein to yeh humara farz banta hai ki hum tumhe bachaye.”

“Aap mere liye jo soch rahe hai woh sach mein bahut hi achi baat hai. Hume sabse pehle bank mein pade saare nukile chizo ko ikattha karna hoga.”

“Uski chinta maat karo kaal tak hum dhoondh lenge.” Kallan ne kaha.

“Bas to aaj ke liye itni hi taiyaari. Aage jaake baki ki taiyaari hoti rahegi.”

Doosri tarqf Abdullah ke aadmiyon ne 3 bomb pheka jisse darwaja kamjor pade.

“Ghabrao maat mahine nikal jaayenge lekin woh andar nahi ghus paayega.” Anamika ne kaha.

Anamika aur Kallan chair pe beithe the. Jaggu samne beitha tha.

“Waise kabhi aisa deen aayega yeh socha nahi tha.” Anamika ne kaha.

“Anamika waise ek baat poochu ?”

“Haan Jaggu poocho.”

“Yeh tum bade sheher ki aurtein sleeveless blouse kyon pehenti ho ?” Jaggu ne mahol ko shaant karne ke liye majak mein poocha.

“Kyon galat kjya sleeveless pehenke ?”

“Arey nahi. Ulta se acha kiya. Bahut mast lagti ho isme.”

“Acha ? To phir thik hai.”

“Waise lagta nahi ki tumhara koi beta hai. Matlab heroine jaise dikhati ho. Tumko to film mein kaam karna chahiye.” Kallan ne kaha.

“Acha hai film mein nahi hai warna humko kaise inke deedar hote. Aaj khubsoorat pari humare saath hai to acha hi hai.” Jaggu ne sharmate hue kaha.

“Abey tu sharma is tarah se raha bai ki jaise tu memsaab ko pasand karta hai.”

“To kya pasand naji kar sakta ?” Jaggu ne kaha.

“Kya is budhape mein ?”

“Chahat ki koi umar nahi hoti. Hai na memsaab ?”

“Ho bhi sakta hai.” Anamika ne haste hue kaha.”

“Chalo iska ek fayeda aapke rehne se darr kam laag raha hai.”

“Woh kaise ?”

“Tumhari khubsoorat chehre ko dekhkar darr mein bhi maja hai.”

“Aapka bas chale to bas bolte hi rahenge main chalti hoon.” Anamikawaha se sharmate hue chali gayi.

Anamika gayi to thi bas lekin bahar chupkar dono ki baatein sun rahi thi.

“Yaar Kallan yeh Anamika hai bahut sundar. Use dekhne mein bahut maja aata hai.”

“Sahi kaha hai to bahut khubsoorat.”

Apni tareef Anamika ko achi lagi aur muskurate hue baalo ko set karne lagi.

“Yaar uski kamar bahut mast hai. Chumne ka maan karta hai.” Jaggu ne kaha.

“Acha ? Kya baat hai bahut pasand aa rahi hai tumko ?”

“Haan ek baat kahoon ? Kisi ko mat kehna.”

“Bolo bolo Jaggu bhai.”

“Maine kaal Anamika ko chupkar subah subah apna haath pair dhote hue dekha. Usme na usne apna pallu hataya hua tha.”

Kallan ki aankho mein chamak aayi aur poocha “Aur kya dekha ?”

“Uske bade bade boobs aur chikna upar ka sharir. Khud ko bahut roka. Jee chah raha tha ki….” Jaggu ki saasein tej hui.

“Kya jee kar raha tha ?”

“Use pakadke chum loon aur bade boobs ko chusta rahoon. Laal laal hothon ko chusta rahoon aur apna thook usmein daalkar use chusta rahoon. Uski navel ko itna chatun ki maan hi na bhare. Mujhe uske saath sach mein kaam vasna karne ka maan hua.”

“Yeh to muskil hai.”

“Jaanta hoon. Lekin mujhe Anamika ke saath ek baar nanga hokar lipatke sona hai. Har jagah uski gori aur chikni sharir ko apne thook se nahla doon aur uske baad usko band kamre mein jee bharke jeeb se chatna shooru karoon.”

“Jaggu bhai ujhe bhi woh chahiye. Use isi gaon mein apne ghar le jaoon aur jee bharke uske saath sab kuch karoon. Use apne ghar mein rakhoon aur uske armpit aur chut ko chodu.”

“Haan bhai mujhe is budhape mein jeene ka sahara woh de. Apna sab kuch chodke mere ghar mein hi reh jaaye. Rahi baat uske bachche ki to use baap ki tarah main pyaar doonga.”

“Jaggu bhai mujhe woh memsaab ko ghar mein rakhna hai aur uske bachche ko beta banakar Anamika se shaadi karna hai taki usko apne bachche ki maa bana sakoon.”

“Ek aur baat kahoon tujhe Kallan ?”

“Kya ?”

“Aaj raat mere saat chalna woh raat ko sone se pehle khud ko saaf karegi. Wahan se uske jism ko dekhenge.

Dono ki baaton ko sunkar Anamika ki sharam aur paseene se halat kharab hone laagi aab aage kya hoga yeh to waqt hi batayega.
“Nikal jaa haramjaadi. Tu nahi bachne wali. Agar tu bahar nikalegi to tujhe jaane doonga nahi to goliyon se bhoonkar maar doonga.” Abdullah ne loudspeaker mein kaha.

“Rehne do sahab ek baar yeh aurat haath laage to ise itne churi se maarenge ki maut ko tarsegi aur uske baad agar jaan bache to bomb se uda denge. Saali bahut himmat dikha rahi hai.” Karim ne kaha.

“Dekh high class memsaab agar nikal jaayegi samne se to Allah qasam zinda jaane denge bina kisi kharoch ke warna to maut hi teri manzil.”

Andar beitha Kallan bol pada “Kya socha memsaab ?”

“Hargis nahi. Kyonki agar main bahar nikali to woh saara paisa loot lega aur logo ki saalo ki kamai chali jaayegi. Woh log sucide kar lenge. Jab tak jaan hai un logo ki kamai ko main lootne nahi doongi. Agar tum dono jaana chahate ho to chale jao. Kam se kam tum dono bach jaaoge. Meri wajah se maut ki aag mein maat jao.”