Humaara pariwaar Bihar se hai. Delhi se aaye mere 47 years ke chaacha ne meri 22.5 saal ki kunwari behan ki boor maari thhi jab bade papa ke bete ki shaadi thhi.

shaadi me sabke sone ke hisaab se jagah ki kammi thhi…toh mere papa ne bola mujhe ki chacha ko apne kamre me soola do…mai le gaya chacha ko toh meri behan Ruchi pahle se hi meri bed par leti thhi kyunki uske room me dusri auratein soyi thhi. Toh mere bed par jo thodi jagah baaki thi maine Ramesh chachaji ko bola wahaan sone aur khud oosi room me neeche gaddaa beechhaakar so gaya…kyunki ramesh chacha delhi me rahte thhe aur mere bade cousin bhai shaadi ke liye bahot dinno baad aaye thhe toh unko neeche sulaana sahi nahi lagaa.

Par mujhe neeche neend nahi aa rahi thhi neeche…..phir thodi der ke baad mujhe phoosphoosahat sunaai di…shaayad chacha idhar udhar haath paaon kar rahe thhe apne…aur unke haath pair shaayad Ruchi se touch ho rahe thhe… toh Ruchi bol rahi thhi ,”chacha ji…raat me 11 baj rahhe hain…kuch pareshaan se dikh rahhe aap…aisa lag rahaa ki yahaan sone me dikkat ho rahi hai aapko. mai kahin aur challi jaati hoon sone.”

Ramesh Chacha: Nahi beti…baat yeh nahi… Darrassal , main dil se kahtaa hun tum bahut jawaan ho gayi ho beti….peechli baar jab dekha thaa tumhe toh chotti si thhi tum…tumhare Ramesh Chacha ko tumhari is khoobsoort desi jawaani se bahut pyar ho gayaa hai…jab se aaya hoon tumhe dekhkar paagal ho rahaa hoon. aaj bhagwan ne tumse akele me milne ki meri wish sunn li.

(Aisa bolte hue chachaji ne Ruchi ke sar par haath rakhkar gaal par halka sa choomma liya

bathroom mere room me attached hai…usme bulb jal rahaa thaa …uski thodi si roshni mere rooom me aa rahi thhi….mai gehri neend ki acting karke sab dekh rahaa thaa)

Ruchi: yeh aap kya kar rahhe hain chacha… uff…chacha…chhoriye humme..sharm kijiye thoda…mai aapki beti ki umar ki hoon…umar ka toh lihaaj kijiye
Ramesh Chacha: buraa mat maan’na Ruchi beti. ye sach hai ki tum meri beti ke samaan ho lekin sach kahtaa hun agar meri beti bhi itni khubsurat hoti na to main uski jawaani ko bhi ji bhar ke pyar kartaa.
Ruchi: yeh aap kya bol rahhe chachaji…hosh me toh hain..? ghar samaaz aapki itni izzat karta hai par aap itne kharaab niyat ke hain ye mujhe aaj pataa chalaa.

(Chachaji ne shaayad ab Ruchi ki chuchiyon par apni hatheli rakh diya thaa aur apna ek taang Ruchi ki jaangh par rakhkar Ruchi ko daboch rahhe thhe uski gardan choomte hue)

Ruchi: chacha yeh sab kya hai…chhoriye mujhe….aapko apni beti samaan ladki par haath daalte sharam nahi aa rahi….? chhoriye nahi toh chilaa doongi

Ramesh Chacha: beti soch lo ek baar …agar tum chilaogi to tumhari bhi bahot beizzatti hogi aur tum badnaam ho jaogi poore rishtedaaron me…koi shaadi nahi karega tumse

( waise sach bolun toh mujhe bhi mazaa aane lagaa thaa…pata nahi mai itna neech kaise ho gayaa par behan ke saath hote dekh mazaa aa raha tha)

Ruchi: oh chachaji.. yeh jo aap karna chaah rahhe hain yeh paap hai…mat kijiye…chhoriye na…aapke liye mere mann me bahot izzat thhi .. parantu imaan dharm charitra sanskaar sab bech khaaya kya aapne delhi me…apni saggi bhatiji ke saath aisi harkat aap jaise pratisthit vyakti ko bilkul shobha nahi deti…

Ramesh Chacha: beti tum bhi to jawaan ho gayi ho.. kya tumhe man nahin karta ki tumhe koi pyar kare … koi hattaa kattaa mard tumhari is kamsin jawani ko apni baahon me lekar msle…umar tumhari bhi to ho hi gayi hai jawaani ke khl khelne ki
(shaayad Ramesh chacha ne ab meri behan Ruchi ko baaton me ooljhaakar Ruchi ki badi badi tthos chuchiyon ko meejna shuru kar diya tha)

Ramesh Chacha: sach bataao Ruchi, kya tumhe sukoon nahi mil rahaa hai mujhse apni chuchiya dabawane me..beti jab jawani aati hai to iska pura majaa lena chahiye. ye paap punya sab bakwas hai. jivan mila majaa lene ke liye aur iska pura majaa lena chahiye bittiya.

(mera lund bhi yeh sab dekh sunnkar patthar ki tarah ho gayaa thaa)

Ruchi: oh chachaji… meri izzat par haath mat maariye…aaj tak kissi ladka ne mujhe chhooa tak nahi aur yahaan ek band kamre me aap apni bhatiji ki chuchiyaan meej rahhe hain…apni beti samaan ladki ko daag kyun lagaana chaahte hain?
Ramesh Chacha: sach bataau beti tum jaisi desi alhad ladki aaj tak maine nahin dekhi. tum behad khubsurat ho Ruchi

Ruchi: chachaji, par wahaan Delhi me toh ek se ek modern khoobsoorat ladkiyaan hongi na..phir aap meri jaisi gaaon ki seedhi saadhi ladki ke liye itne bechain kyun ho gaye
Ramesh Chacha: are beti shahar ki ladkiyan bekar hoti hai. tum bahot sidhi saadhi ho aur jawaani se labrez ho. tumhare roop me jo masumiyat hain wo shahar ki ladakiyo me kahaan. gaaon ki desi masum ladkiyo ko sahlaane, pyaar karne aur lootne me jo majaa hai wo shahar ki ladkiyon me kahan meri raani.
Ruchi: aapki niyat mujhe theek nahi lagg rahi chachaji…kahin raat bhar pareshaan karne ka iraada toh nahi?

Ramesh Chacha: tere madamast jawani ko dekhkar mai ati-uttezit ho gayaa hoon beti ..tunne bilkul sach kaha.. ab to teri jawani chakh kar hi sukoon milega Ruchi

Ruchi: oh chachaji…aisa mat boliye ….uff haaye…bhai jaag na jaaye…kisi ko pataa na chal jaaye….uff ab aap so jaaiye shaanti se….aah aah…haaaye….mat dabaaiye na…chorriye na…aapki daadhi chubh rahi hai meri gardan par…aaah..aah

Ramesh Chacha: Aaah Ruchi…kya sakht desi maal hai tu bittiyaa …aah meri raani…teri thos chuchiyaan…aah aah aaah..
Ruchi: aah chacha….aaah uff…please mat kijiye…..aah chacha…lagta hai aaj meri izzat bina loote nahi maanenge aap….yeh baat 4 diwaari se baahar gayi toh mai kisi ko mooh dikhaane ke kaabil nahi rahoongi
Ramesh Chacha: beti tum bilkul daro mat…tumhara bhai gehri neend me hai…aur ye humaare dwara khele gaye jawaani ke khel ki baat kisiko bhi pataa nahin chalegi. ye sirf tumhare aur mere bich me rahegi. tum kisiko mat batana aur main bhi nahi bataunga..
Ruchi: aaah chacchaa…mai toh hairaan hoon ki meri jawaani ne mere baap ke umar ke vyakti ko itna jyada pareshaan kar diya hai ki woh pariwar samaaj ki nazro se chhoopkar mere saath sambhog karne ko itne vyakul ho gaye hain

Ramesh Chacha: bitiya, chhup chhup kar kamsin jawaani, aur oos par bhi yadi maal apne hi ghar ka ho, toh usse bhogne me jo majaa hai wo APNI PATNI KO CHODNE ME kabhi nahi mil sakta hai… samajhi Ruchi beti…

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