Sadhu Ke Sang Swarg Ki Dagar – Part 2

Ye kahani age padhne se pahle iska pehla part padhe aur puri kahani ka anand uthaye: Sadhu Ke Sang Swarg Ki Dagar – Part 1

Bechara Aarush. Uss acche khas dangal mein hissa bhi nahi le paya aur uske best friend ne bhi usse avoid kiya!

Fir toh Ravivar kuch zyada hi tezi se bit gaya aur fir aaya Monday. Mera boyfriend aur woh tisra friend toh Sunday night ko hi laut gaye the. Toh bacha tha sirf main aur ab aanewala tha Aarush. Ham dono ko Mumbai hafte bhar kam tha. Toh ham abhi agle Sunday tak mere apartment pe hi rukne wale the.

Fir main chala gaya Aarush ko airport se lene. Laut te waqt hamne Sunday ko hui ladaiyo ke bare mein kafi detail mein bate ki. Woh aur bhi zyada mayus ho gaya woh sab sunke. Kyunki usse bhi kafi man tha un ladaiyo mein hissa leneka. Lekin nasib ne woh hone nahi diya.

Aur woh meet bhi postpone nahi kiya ja sakta tha. Kyunki doctor ka beta uske dost ke sath Australia rawana ho raha tha usi Tuesday. Khair, ham sab dost apas mein kafi open the ek dusre ke phone ko lekar. Toh Aarush kuch kar raha tha mere phone par.

Tabhi usski nazar padi meri aur uss naye dost ki Sunday wali chatting par. Woh turant aag-babula ho gaya aur bola, “Sale madarchod. Uss do take ke launde ko running commentary di ja rahi thi. Aur mujhe ek chota message karne mein bhi dikkat thi tumhe! Ruk tu abhi. Ghar jake batata hu tujhe, dekh abhi tu!”

“Bhai mere. I am really sorry. Please mujhe ek mauka toh de kuch bolne ka.” Maine baat sambhalne ki koshish ki lekin woh kuch zyada hi gussa tha. Aur meri galati bhi thi toh maine zyada kuch behes nahi ki. Apni secretary ko phone laga ke poore din ki apointments cancel karneko bol diya,.

Fir ho gaya taiyar mere yaar ka rudravtar dekhne ke liye. Aagle din ki fights se mera poora badan tez dard mein tha. Lekin dost ke gusse ko thanda karna zyada zaruri tha! Fir jaise hi ham ghar pohonche aur maine darwaza lock kiya. Aarush  sidhe mujhe collar se pakad kar ghasit gaya hamare personal ‘akhade’ mein.

Woh ek poora khali kamara tha jisme floor par sirf mats bicchi thi. Ye kamara hum specially kushti ki practice aur dono tarike ki ladaiyo ke liye use karte the. Mujhe zor se mats pe fenkne ke baad Aarush ne kamra kiya lock aur utar di apni shirt aur jeans.

Main uska irada samaj gaya aur maine bhi turant khade hote hue apni shirt aur jeans utar phenki. Aur fir shuru hui meri aur Aarush ki argument aur ladai, jo zyada kar ke meri ek tarfa pitai hi samaj lijiye. Waise toh ham dono takkar ke hai. Lekin uss din mera bhai gusse mein tha aur galati meri thi.

Toh maine apna mukabla sirf naam ka rakkha. Aur uski pitai tez badan dard ke bawajood chupchap jhelta gaya. Taki uska gussa shant ho paye aur kahin na kahi main uss pitai ke layak hi tha. Fir pure do ghante ki pitai ke bad uska gussa shant hua. Toh hamari ladai khatam kar hamne sath mein hi shower liya.

Fir hum dono ko kafi bhuk lagi thi. Toh hamne sath khana khaya. Aur fir baki ka din hamne hamare bhaichare wale andaz mein sheher ghumne mein bitaye. Hafte ke baki ke din fir tezi se guzare aur aaya Friday. Us din subeh fir uss gay friend ka message aay. Tab Aarush mere bagal mein hi baitha tha.

Message ki tone sun ne par usne mere phone pe nazar ghumai. Fir usi bande ka naam dekhte hi usne fir behes shuru kar di aur mujhe Sunday wali baat par taunt kiya. Maine bhi usse Monday ko hui meri pitai ke baare mein suna diya. Ab kyunki ham dono office ke liye late ho rahe the, ham dono usi kharab mood mein ghar se nikal diye.

Poora din fir tezi se bita aur aai sham. Aarush ke sath patch up karne ke plan ke sath main ghar jaldi aa gaya. Lekin 10 bajne tak Aarush ghar nahi lauta. Aam taur pe woh 8 baje tak laut aata tha lekin uss din kuch zyada hi der lag gayi thi usko. Mujhe uski kafi fikar ho rahi thi.

Lekin subeh hue jhagde ki wajah se mere ego ne mujhe samne se phone karte roka. Aakhir use bhi toh meri chinta honi chahiye ki nahi! Khair ghadi ab time dikha rahi thi 11 baje ka aur meri tension thi asman par. Thik usi waqt mere apartment ki doorbell baji aur kisi ki awaz sunai di.

“Bhavati bhiksham dehi. Sadhu bhukha hai bacha. Sadhu ka pet bharega toh Shiv tera bhala karega baccha! Bum bum bhole!”

Awaz lag toh rahi thi koi babaji ki. Lekin sala kaun sa sadhu rat ke 11 baje bhiksha mangne nikalta hai! Aur sach bolu toh aajkal ho rahe nakli sadhuo ke kisso ke chalte main thoda doubt mein bhi tha. Lekin ussi waqt sadhu ne fir awaz lagai. Toh fir doubtful hone ke bawajood maine darwaza khola.

Lekin latch lagana bhul gaya. Aur fir toh darwaza kholte hi sadhu mujhe ek dhakke se zamin par girate hue chillaya. “Murkh insan! Kya tujhe itni samajh nahi hai ki sadhu-santo ko apne darwaze se khali-hath wapas nahi lautate!”Aur fir uss se pehle ki main kuch samajh saku ki akhirkar ho kya raha hai, sadhu sidha andar dhasa chala aaya.

Aur apne piche darwaze ko lock karne laga. Uss waqt meri awwal darze ki fati padi thi. Kyunki maine asli sadhuon ki shaktiyo ke bare mein kafi kisse sune the aur mujhe un bato par kaafi vishwas bhi tha. Akhirkar main kisi aam insan se do-do hath kar nipat sakta hun. Lekin un divya shaktiyo se kaise niptunga main!

Main bas aankhe mund kar apne liye duae mangne hi wala tha. Tabhi mera dhyan sadhu ke bal aur dadhi-moochon pe gaya jo kafi nakli se lag rahe the. Aur fir mera dhyan gaya sadhu ki kamar ke ek nishan par. Uski ma ka sakinaka! Woh toh sala khud Aarush tha!

Sadhu ki kamar ka woh nishan toh Aarush ka birth mark tha! Ek pal mein mujhe sara kissa samajh mein aa gaya aur kyunki Aarush sadhu ke kirdar mein tha. Maine bhi nautanki continue karne ka man bana liya. Kyunki kahi na kahi kisi sadhu-baba se kushti mein bhidana meri kuch kafi purani sexual fetish mein se ek thi.

Aur woh chiz Aarush ko kafi acche se pata thi.Aur uska, uss din uss roop mein aana uska khud ka ek tarika tha apna pyar jatane ka! Toh fir main ek jhatke se jump marke khada hote hue bola, “Are ooo dhongi baba! Tere ye sab nakhre kisi aur ko bataiyo tu! Mere sath tera ye dhongipana nahi chalega!”

Main fir uske karib gaya. Aur chidhate hue bola, “Aur waise bhi baba, tu abhi tak bhuka hai uska toh yehi matlab hua na ki pure sheher mein tujhe kisine teri bhukh nahi mitai! Tab jakar toh tu mera darwaza khatkhatane aaya!”

Uspe sadhu bola, “Murkh balak! Hamara pet bharne wala toh hamara Bhola Bhandari khud baitha hai. Tere jaise tucch manushyo ki kya aukat ki tu hamara guzara chalayega!” Aur fir mujhe dhakka dete hue sadhu fir bola, “Hame toh bhole ne khud bheja hai taki hum tujh jaise nirlaj aur nasamaj balak ko kuch path padha sake!”

Jo bhi ho, ek baat kehni padegi. Uss din Aarush ki woh shuddh Hindi sun ke main khud surprise tha. Kyunki thodi si koshish ke sath main toh shuddh Hindi bol sakta hun. Lekin Aarush? Lakh koshishon ke baad bhi kabhi shuddh Hindi nahi bol sakta tha!

Khair, maine bhi ‘sadhu’ ko ulta sunaya fir, “Babbajee. Nirlaj aur nasamjh toh tu hai. Jo itni raat ko ek Rajput ke ghar bina ijazat ghus aaya! Aur fir baat rahi hame path padhane ki. (dollo ko dikhate hue double bicep pose diya) Ye Rajputana dolle dekh le pehle! Tera uparwala khud tujhe nahi bacha payega in dollo se! Teri aukat hi kya hai mujhe sabak sikhane ki, kamine dhongi!”

“Tu toh maine suna tha uss se bhi zyada abhimani aur nirlaj nikla, balak! Khair, jo manushya apne sacche dost ki kadar karna nahi janta, use toh path padhane ki takat se susajj kiya hi hai mujhe mere Bhole Bhandari ne!” Sadhu ne itna bolkar apni bhagwa shaul utar phenki.

Aur fir bhagwa bandi mein se apne khud ke dolle dikhate hue double bicep pose diya.“Accha toh hamare dost ki khokli fariyado pe aae ho tum babaji! Toh dhyan se sun. Ulte panv laut ja aur bata de uss ghamandi ko ki galati uski bhi utni hi thi! Ab koi itni choti si baat ka itna bada raita failayega toh samne sunega bhi!”

“Nadan bacche! Shivbhakt jo kaam hath pe leta hai, use poora kiya bina vapas nahi lautata! Tumhare mitra Aarush ne bataya tha ki tum aisa hi kuch karoge. Woh kya kahavat hai?. Han, ‘Chori upar se sinazori’!” Sadhu hall ke bhitar jate hue bola.

Fir thoda meri taraf mood kar shararti aur nashili ankho se bola, “Koi samasya nahi bacche! Hame divya gyan se pratit ho raha hai ki tumhe path sikhane ka nirala hi tarika hai. Ek anuthe kism ka yuddh jise lade hue tumhe kafi waqt ho gaya hai!” Aur fir sadhu hamare woh ‘personal akhade’ ki or badh liya.

Main bhi hawas bhari nazro ke sath uske piche ho liya. Jaise hi ham dono room mein ek doosre ke aamne samne aaye. Main bola, “Abhi itna bhi waqt nahi hua, babaji. Khair, kyunki tum sirf apni gaand marwane ke liye itni lambi yatra karke aae ho toh aaj toh tumhari acche se lega ye Rajputi chora!”

Aarush ki toh pata nahi. Lekin main toh uss fight cum sexfight ke liye kafi uttejit tha. Aur kyun na hou! Aakhirkar meri aajkee ‘hawas ki ladai’ ek ‘sadhu baba’ ke khilaf jo thi! Sadhu fir mere karib aate hue challenge dete hue bola, “Sambhal kar bacche! Sadhu bhi takatwar naujawan aur janam se Rajput hi hai!”

“Babaji! Teri divya drishti ne tujhe ye nahi bataya ki Aarush ke khilaf amuman har bar main hi jit ta hun? Toh filhal toh tu apni chinta kar!”

“Har bar toh nahi bacche!” sadhu fir challenge ke sath bola, “Uske ke sath vali aakhri ladai bhul gaye kya?”

“Usme toh usne jalsazi ki thi. Kushti aur kaam yuddh ko ekdusre mein mila ke! Tere pas toh ‘divya drishti’ hai na! Tujhe toh pata hona chahiye! Khair, ab toh iss bari tumhe pehle asli kushti ka swad chakhana padega. Fir kuch nirala sa sochunga main!”

Aur fir maine apna sleevels tshirt nikalte hue bola, “Waise babba. Mere hisab tujhe bhi akhade ke anurrop vastro mein aana chahiye. Jaise ki tumhe pata hi hoga hamare is akhade mein ham nangi chati se ladte hai. (uski bhagwa bandi ki aur ishara karte hue) Ye sab iss yuddh mein nahi chalega.”

“Behtar hi hai, aaj tumhe sadhu ki is takatwar chati ka nanga anubhav bhi toh karwana hai hame!” Sadhu abhiman se apni chati thokte hue bola. Aur kamare ki dusri aur jate hue apni bhagwa bandi ke sath-sath kalhai aur gale ki rudraksh malae kone mein utar kar rakh di.

Aur wahi se usne apni pith ko flex karte hue takat ka elan sa kiya. Fir meri or ghuma aur double bicep flex kiya. Ab Aarush, ya kaho ‘sadhu baba’ sirf apni bhagwa dhoti, janeu, rudraksh bajubandh, nakli jata aur nakli dadhi-mooncho mein tha. Kutta kahin ka!

Use pata tha ki mujhe janeu aur rudraksh bazubandh sab se zyada sexy lagte hai. Aur isi liye jan-bujh kar kamine ne sirf utni hi chize rehne dee thi. Taki mera pure kushti se dhyan bhatka sake. Aur sach poocho toh woh kutta uske maksad mein kamiyab bhi tha.

Woh kali jata aur dadhi se dhaka Aarush ka sexy chehra. Woh ghutno se kafi upar tak bandhi gayi bhagwa dhoti mein se jhank rahi light balo wali mazboot janghe. Woh rudraksh ke bazubandh mein jakde 16 inch ke dolle. Woh kapal aur bade bade dollo pe bane bhabhuti wale shaiv tilak.

Woh balo bhare muscular nange sine se guzarti hui janeu. Woh six pack abs se guzarti lund ke base tak ja rahi mardane balo ki moti lakir. Aahhh. Woh toh bas desi saddhu ke avtar mein keher hi dha raha tha! Halaki kamre ki iss or khada Rajput, yani main, khud bhi kuch kam nahi tha.

Sadhu ke jitna hi lamba kad.Waisi hi balo bhari nangi chati. 16 inch ke dolle, abs. Ped ke bade tane jaisi janghe aur utna hi sexy lekin gora chehra. Competition toh takkar ki thi! Asal aur sexy dono kushti ke liye!

Khair, ye toh tay tha ki aaj rat mukabla sirf kushti ka toh nahi hoga. Aur khas karke wohi toh wajah thi ki Aarush ne sadhu ka vesh liya tha! Filhal toh woh mujhe apne jeans-tshirt pehne shehari launde ke roop se zyada is desi dhoti-dhari sadhu baba ke avtar mein zyada sexy lag raha tha!