Shahishuda Mahila Ki Yaun Samasya Kaise Suljhaye?

Shaadi ke baad jitni khushi mard ko hoti hai utni khushi mahila ko nahi hoti. Kunwari mahila ko shaadi ke kuch din pehle bataya jaata hai ki usko ek hi bistar mein mard ke saath sona padta hai. Shadishuda jeevan ke shuruat ka pehla mod yehi hota hai.

Bidaai ke samay mahila ki maa uske kaan mein aisa kya kehti hai jisse mahila ka chehra thodi der ke liye utar jaata hai?

Maa: Beti apne pati ko shikayat ka mauka kabhi mat dena.
Beti: Zarur maa. Par kya main woh dard seh paungi?

Maa:Tujhe sehna hoga. Pati ki har baat ko swikar karna nahi toh stree jaati ko kalank lag jaata hai.
Beti:Theek hai maa chalti hoon.

Suhagraat.
Mard: Shaadi se khush nahi ho aap?
Mahila: Aisi baat nahi. Thoda sa darr hai bas
Mard: Aajse iss ghar pe tumhara utna hi adhikar hai jitna mera hoga.

Mahila: Aap ki kya seva karu?
Mard: Hahaha. Tum shadishuda mahila ke dil mein tumhare mata pita pehle se khauff paida karte hai. Ki suhagraat par pati apni hawas ki aag bujhane ke liye patni par tut padta hai.

Mahila: Main kuch samjhi nahi.
Mard: Aaram se so jaao.

5 din shaadi ke baad kuch rasmo mein nikal jaate hai. Pati ke maa-baap gao chale jaate hai.

Mahila: Abhi sirf hum dono ghar mein rahenge?
Mard: Haa kyun? Tumhari maa ko ghar bulana hai
Mahila: Bas aise hi pucha.

Mard: Kaamwali aati hai woh ghar ka saara kaam karti hai. Tum maze se raho.Tumhari maa ko phone lagao?
Mahila: Kyun?
Mard:Tumhari shikayat karni hai.

Mahila (rote huye): Mujhse kya galti hui? Aapke pair pakadti hoon.
Mard: Unse shukriyada karna hai.

Saasu maa: Kaise ho daamad ji.
Mard:Sab theek hai. Aapki beti aapko yaad kar rahi thi.
Saasu maa: Mujhe bhi uske bina chain nahi aata.

Mard apne bedroom se bahar nikalta hai
Mahila: Kaisi ho maa? Aapki bohut yaad aati hai
Maa:Theek hoon beti.

Mahila:Suhagraat pe aisa kuch khaas nahi hua. Unhone mere gupt ango ko nahi chhuwa.
Maa: Bhagwan ka shukra hai. Phone rakhti hoon.

Phone rakhne ke baad.
Mahila:Aap kamre ke bahar kyun gaye?
Mard:Tum khul ke baat kar sako isliye.
Mahila: Aap mujhse shaadi karke khush ho na?

Mard: Bohut khush hoon Tum iss ghar ki lakshmi ho. Tumhari raksha karna mera farz hai.
Mahila: Mujhe aapki soch aur vichar pasand hai.
Mard: Tumhari sehmati ke bina tumhare kareeb bilkul nahi aaunga.

Mahila: Aap jaisa pati har mahila ke naseeb mein aaye.
Mard: Baaki mard ka kya bharosa. Main sirf aapke liye hoon.

1 mahine baad mahila ko maasik padi hone se kamzori mehsoos hoti hai.
Mard: Jyada takleef ho rahi hai?
Mahila: Haa.
Mard: Gynospecialist ke paas chale?

Mahila: Zarurat nahi. Maa ko phone karke puchti hoon
Maa apni beti ko salaah deti hai.
Mard: 4 din mein alag kamre mein sota hoon
Mahila: Aap mere mann ki baat kaise pehchan lete hai?

Mard:Sawaal karna zaruri hai kya? Shanti se so jaao.
5 ve din mahila ki maasik peeda kam hoti hai.
Mahila: Shukriya
Mard: Pyaar mein no thanx, no sorry.

Mahila: Itna pyaar karte ho aap mujhse ?
Mard: Jitne aasman mein taare hai utne. Par tum mujhse pyaar nahi karti.
Mahila: Maine aisa kab kaha. Aapko pyaar ka kaunsa saboot chahiye?
Mard: Jar mein rakha hua kesar doodh khatam karo.

Mahila:Theek hai
Mahila jar ka dhakan khol kar jar apne mooh ko lagakar peene lagti hai.
Mard: Dheere aaram se baith kar piyo.
Mahila ne jar khatam kar diya.

Mard: Maasik peeda se tum kamzor ho gayi thi.
Mahila: Aur kuch saboot chahiye?
Mard: Sorry, meri baat ka gussa aaya?
Mahila: Fir kabhi saboot mat maangna.

Raat ko dono 5 star hotel mein dinner karne jaate hai. Lautte samay tez baarish hoti hai.
Mard: Kisi surakshit jagah rukna hoga
Mahila: Waha ek shed dikhai de raha hai.

Mard: Yaha toh sab geela hai.
Mahila: Main apni saree se poch deti hoon.
Mard: Koi zarurat Nani. Side mein khade reh jayenge baarish rukne tak.

Mahila: Main agar jyada geeli ho jaau toh saans lene ki takleef hoti hai mujhe
Mard: Meri napkin se pochlo apna badan.

Thodi der baad mahila ko saans lene ki takleef aur ajeeb hichki shuru hone lagti hai. Mard ko darr lagne lagta hai. Woh mahila ko dheere se thappad marna chalu karta hai. Uske haath aur pair ke talwe ghista hai par mahila ki takleef badhkar woh behosh hoti hai.

Andhere ka faayda uthakar mard apna shirt utarta hai aur geele bench pe failakar rakhta hai. Fir mahila ko bench pe sulata hai. Mahila ka mooh khol kar apni saans uske mooh ke andar chhodta hai.Aisa 3-4 baar karta hai. Fir bhi mahila ko hosh nahi aata.

Himmat badhakar mard apne honth mahila ke honthon pe rakhkar chumban karna chalu karta hai.10 minutes baad mahila ki harkat mard ko mehsoos hoti hai. Mahila bhi mard ke chumban ko barabar saath deti hai. Mahila ko hosh aate dekh mard chumban rokh deta hai.

Mahila ko bench se uthakar dono ek dusre se jakad ke gale milte hai.
Mard: Kitna dara diya tumne.
Mahila: Tumhare pyaar ne mujhe bacha liya.

Baarish ruk jaati hai.Dono ghar pahunch jaate hai
Mard: Mujhe maaf karna kareeb aane ke liye.
Mahila: Mujhe aapse koi shikayat nahi. Shayad mujhe iski zarurat thi. Jab main 14 saal ki thi, mujhe aisa daura aaya tha.

Mard: Fir kya hua
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Mard: Itni samajh hai mujhe
Mahila: Fir doctor ki treatment chalu hui.

Kuch din beet gaye
Mard: Kya tumhe sote samay karvate lena pasand hai?
Mahila: Haa, shaadi se pehle main ghar mein akele soti thi.
Mard: Main corner mein adjust karke sota hoon.

Mahila:Aap takleef mat lijiye. Main adjust kar lungi.
Achanak raat ko 3 baje mahila uth ke gallery mein chair pe baith jaati hai.
Mard: Kya hua neend nahi aa rahi hai?
Mahila:Kuch ajeeb sapna dekha.

Mard: Kaisa sapna tha
Mahila:Aapko batane mein sharam aa rahi hai.
Mard: Koi baat nahi.

Subah mard roz ki tarah office jaata hai. Mahila gynaecologist ke paas check up liye jaati hai. Doctor bhi mahila hoti hai.

Doctor: kya takleef hai aapko?
Mahila: Mujhe raat ko ashleel sapne aane lage hai. Sapna khatam hone ke baad meri yoni se white discharge nikalta hai
Doctor: Kitne mahine huye shaadi ko.

Mahila: 6 mahine
Doctor: vomitting ?
Mahila: Nahi
Doctor: Husband ko saath sambandh kitne baar huye?

Mahila: Ek baar bhi nahi. Kuch din pehle tez baarish mein daura aaya tha. Meri saans fulne lagi thi. Husband ne risk lekar mujhe kiss kiya lips par. Warna woh mujhe galat jagah par chhoote bhi nahi.

Doctor : Abhi tumhare sex hormones develop ho chuke hai. Tumhari yoni se white discharge hona matlab aapke gupt ang sex ke liye tadap rahe hai.
Mahila: Main apne mard se baat karti hoon.

Ghar pahuchne ke baad mahila udaas baith sochne lagti hai. Mard aate hi unhe sab bata deti hai. Par mard kuch dhyan nahi deta.
Mard: Kya tum sach mein sambandh bana ne ke liye tayyar ho?
Mahila: Haa.

Mard: Sex ke liye josh ki zarurat hai. Main kaam se thak kar aata hoon. Agar tumhari yoni santusht nahi hui toh beizzati meri hogi.
Mahila: Aap bhi theek ho. Main karu bhi toh kya?
Mahila rone lagti hai.

Mard: Aise koi rota hai kya. Main tumhare jism ki izzat karta hoon.
Mahila: Aap nahi samajh rahe. Meri jwalamukhi phatne wali hai.
Mard: Meri godh mein baith jaao.

Mahila baith gayi.
Mard: Apni legs spread karo
Mahila ne kar diye.

Mard apna lund mahila ki yoni pe adjust karta hai. Fir woh mahila ko position mein uthakar deewar ki taraf le jaata hai. Jaise hi mard apna lund mahila ki yoni ke andar ghusata hai, mahila ki cheekh nikalti hai,  “Rukna mat, meri yoni ki zor zor se chudai karna.”

Mard: Bas, mere paani nikal gaya.
Mahila: Nahi, mujhe aur sex chahiye.
Mard: Pagal mat bano. Main koi pornstar nahi hoon jo injection lekar ghanto tak tumhare chudai karu.

Mahila: Raat ko sex kare
Mard: Sirf 20 minutes.
Mahila: Main tumhare upar chadke chut chudwaungi.
Mard: Theek hai.

Raat ke 11 baje. Mahila apne mard ka lund choosti hai. Fir chut ko lund pe adjust karke kudne lagti hai
Mard:Aah, dheere karo.
Mahila: Chup, bhookhi sherni se panga nahi lete.

Mard:Apne mumme chuswaao na.
Mahila: Chooso mere mummay
Mard: Kitni sate huye nipple hai
Mahila:Mere nipple ko dheere se kaato.

Mard ne kata.
Mahila: Mera josh badh raha hai, aur kaato
Mard: Ruk jaao, bas.

Kabhi nahate samay, dining table, kitchen mein.

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