OK – where to start… I’m male and I have a bit of a
cream pie fetish. I had a small problem though,
something which some of you may relate to. The thought
of eating my cream from my wife’s pussy really gets me
off, but after the deposit, it becomes a turn off. I no
longer want to partake until I’m horny again.

This problem is what led me to try something new.

The wife and I had agreed that there would be no other
men after a fiasco I may write about later, so any
cream pies would be my own. However, because of the
problem mentioned above, I would not want to follow
through with sucking my cum out of her. This greatly
disappointed her, as the idea turns her on as well.

So I was thinking one day on how to remedy the
situation and still satisfy both of us. Other men
making the deposit was not an option so I came up with
the idea of using my own cum, but saved from a previous
ejaculation.

I found an airtight plastic jar, and for several days I
jacked myself into it, then, after each time, placed it
in the freezer to preserve freshness.

When I had a few loads saved up, I would warm it up,
suck the juice into a syringe, and make the deposit
into my wife before either of us had cum.

I would start with her, licking and sucking, and she
would have a great orgasm. Then I would allow myself to
cum, and it would be over. Both satisfied.

So I got to thinking one day… I would really like to
fill her up and see what it would be like. I didn’t
tell her about it, because I wanted to surprise her.
Actually, I wasn’t really sure how she’d react to the
quantity, so not telling her might help with the
delivery – she wouldn’t have time to think about it and
possibly decide she didn’t want to go that far.

For over a month, I methodically emptied myself into a
much larger jar, day after day. Most of the time, it
was several times a day, until I had a whole pint saved
up. I’m sure for some it would not have taken that
long, but my ejacs only contain about a teaspoon or
slightly over normally. All those stories where someone
says they came a cup’s worth is bullshit. Anyone who
has tried to save any finds out quick that it takes
some time.

Anyway, when my pint jar was filled to the brim, I
started thinking about how I was going to make the
deposit in good time, as the syringe was only 30 cc and
it would take many fills to complete the transfer. This
would surely tip her off to the fact that it was not
the normal amount that we had done previously. It took
some thought, but I figured the best way to do it would
be to pump it in.

I went to the hardware store and found a bulb style,
one-way pump similar to a ball pump that people use on
the gas tanks of boats with outboards. It draws in the
“liquid” from one side, and pumps it out the other side
when the bulb is squeezed. I looked around for an
applicator to put on the end of the tube, but finally
decided that a douche nozzle would work the best – plus
it fit perfectly on the tube coming out of the bulb.

With the application method taken care of, I started
making plans of when and how.

At the next opportunity where she seemed receptive to
the idea (she goes in streaks – sometimes it turns her
off), I would convince her that a blindfold would make
it more exciting. I knew she would be OK with that –
we’d done it before and she gets into it.

After just a few days, I made the suggestion that we
“try something a little different”. She gave me that
look that I’m sure a lot of men get from that statement
– like… what exactly do you mean, “a little
different”. I told her not to worry, that it wasn’t
something I knew she wouldn’t like… blah, blah, blah.
She said OK. I told her to get naked on the bed, put
the blindfold on and that I would be there shortly.

I heated up the cum, making sure that it was hotter
than it would normally be, but not scalding or
anything. I walked to the bedroom and asked before
entering if she had the blindfold on… she did. I
pulled the bulb pump out, and I got down on my knees by
the bed. I told her to get on her knees, doggy style,
and move to the edge of the bed. This position was
important to the plan, because from past experience I
learned that in any other comfortable position, the cum
would leak out as fast as it went in.

I don’t know if my wife’s pussy is unique at all, but
she is the first I had ever been with that has a fairly
small hole, but big enough inside that she inflates
during sex. Well, doggy style anyway – air will fill
her in this position to the point that when I thrust
in, she is pressurized, and then the air shoots out
around my cock as I bottom out. It’s an incredible
feeling, and between that and the sounds it makes, it
gets me off every time.

So now she was blindfolded, doggy style, and at the
edge of the bed with me looking straight into her
pussy. Perfect.

I reached into our “drawer” and retrieved her favorite
vibrator. I handed it to her and told her that I
thought it would be pleasurable for her to hold it to
herself while I was messing around. She was starting to
get excited from the idea that she didn’t know what I
was doing and agreed.

I didn’t want to start with a few shots of air into her
pussy, so I pre-loaded the pump with cum until it just
started to cum out of the nozzle. I then inserted the
nozzle slowly into her pussy.

“That feels good, what are you doing?” she said. I told
her to never mind and just enjoy the feeling.

I started pumping – it took 12 squeezes of the bulb,
and during the process I asked her what she was
feeling. She said that she felt the warmth, she felt
the inflation, and that it all felt really good. She
said she was getting close to cumming already (before
I’d even finished pumping), so I told her not to, as I
had other plans. Although I’m sure it was difficult for
her, she removed the vibrator from her clit and let me
finish.

At the end of the pumping, when the suction hose of the
bulb started sucking air, I tipped it up so that
gravity would allow the remainder of the cum to enter
her pussy during the last pump. I shot a very small
amount of air into her at the end just to make sure the
hose was empty and that all the cum had gotten in. She
jumped a little with that, but only because it was
unexpected.

There… the whole pint was inside her, and much to my
amazement, plenty of room for more. I really thought
I’d fill her up to overflowing with the pint, but as I
said before, she’s very big inside.

I pulled the nozzle slowly out, and there was a dribble
of cum that escaped from her pussy. Upon seeing that, I
dove straight in and started licking and sucking her,
careful not to bring her to orgasm just yet.

When I had brought her close several times, I stood up
and slid my cock inside her. Liquid heaven is all I can
say.

It was much warmer than I thought it would be, from the
hot cum I pumped in, and I knew instantly that this
wasn’t going to take long. I brought myself close a
couple of times, and I kept her at the edge as well. I
definitely didn’t want to cum at this point, ’cause I
knew I’d lose interest, and probably even think it was
gross.

Funny how when you are filled with lust, your mindset
is totally different then when your not. I carefully
pulled out, and upon seeing a huge gush of cum rush
from her pussy, I went down on her again, licking the
outside clean. Yum! I collected as much as I could on
my tongue, and then slid it up to her asshole.

Using the cum as a lubricant, I slid my tongue in her
ass (another thing that is great when your horny – but
seems bogus when your not). She enjoys anal sex, but
only when she is in the right mood for it. She never
tells me she wants it in her ass, so I have to use
guesswork to figure out the right times. Sometimes I’m
wrong, but most of the time I’m right about it.
Luckily, this was one of those right times.

I stood again, and placed my cock to her asshole, and
slowly, carefully slid in to the hilt. Learned long ago
that even when she’s in the mood for it, making it
painful will ruin it for her.

I let her get used to the feeling while I reached below
and fondled her clit. I have to be real careful when
doing this as she cums very quickly and easily when my
cocks in her ass. As I said before, I had other plans
for making her cum.

I began a slow rhythmic thrusting movement in her ass,
and had to stop myself several time to keep from
cumming. I looked down and watched my cock slip into
and out of her ass, and thought what a wonderful sight
it was. But it was time for more pussy, so I slipped my
cock out of her ass, moved down a little and slid right
up into her hot juicy pussy again.

“Hey,” she said. “You know I don’t like the idea of
that” – – I said, “Come on, we agreed that it was OK up
until something happened. Just relax and enjoy!”

She has always been paranoid of an infection of some
sort from the ass to pussy stuff, and as yet, of the
several dozen times we’ve done it in our ten years of
marriage, nothing’s ever happened. (Knock on wood!)

I started slipping my cock into one hole, then into the
other, back and forth, but finally had to stop ’cause I
wasn’t going to make it much longer. And I could tell
by her breathing that she wasn’t far behind me. She
loves when I go from hole to hole, and yet every single
time she reminds me that she’s concerned about doing
it. Go figure.

It was time to bring this session to a close. I knew
that she was losing some of the cum from my repeated
withdrawals, so this looked like the best time to
complete my plan.

I told her to just hold still while I repositioned
myself. I got up on the bed, laid down on my back with
my head towards her ass in almost a 69 position. I
wiggled myself beneath her until my head was under her
pussy, then I told her to sit down on my face. It was
time to make her cum.

Not sure why I didn’t expect it, but as she sat her
pussy to my face, the cum began running out in
torrents. For a few moments I couldn’t breathe from all
the cum that rushed out. It filled my mouth, and my
nose, and was running down my face and neck. I
sputtered a little, but then it stopped and I was fine.
Apparently just the act of her movement caused a
momentary rush of cum to leave her pussy. The rest
stayed inside.

I went to town then, licking and sucking on her for all
I was worth. It was quite exciting.

In just a few minutes, I knew she was getting close.
She started grinding her pussy into my face and her
breath was quickening. Then she was there and it
happened.

As she started a very powerful orgasm, cum gushed from
her pussy in time with her orgasmic contractions. Again
I was unable to breathe, but I rode it out – I just
kept sucking and licking and swallowing until she was
done. It was really cool!

As her orgasm subsided, the gushes ebbed, but there was
still more in there. I asked her to go ahead and push
the rest out for me. I was amazed at the quantity, even
though I had seen exactly how much was pumped in. It
just kept flowing as she pushed and I continued my
sucking and swallowing until at last, she would push
and only a few drops and bubbles of air were coming
out.

My turn to cum! I flipped her over onto her back, slid
my cock in and in record time, couldn’t have been but
two minutes, I was shooting a fresh load into her
pussy.

Afterward, we talked about it and she said it was an
incredible feeling. Being pumped full of cum like that
really turned her on, and she also said that the
feeling of the cum shooting out during her orgasm was
something she had never experienced before. She really
liked it and thought it was probably the closest thing
to ejaculating like a man that she could ever
experience.

I am now saving up again, with her blessing… this
time I’m going for a whole quart and I figure anything
that doesn’t fit in her pussy, I’ll pump into her ass.