“Go on, sis, I’ll babysit him. Besides, I haven’t seen him in years.”

“Hey, I don’t need babysat!” I cried out from my upstairs room. “I’m 18 for fuck’s sake!”

“Hush!” Aunt Marie called from downstairs. “Now you just have fun on your date, Thelma.”

If I hadn’t been so wrapped up in my video game I would’ve stomped down there and given her a piece of my mind. As it was I almost forgot about the incident until a few minutes after mom and her new boyfriend pulled out of the driveway.

Hell, I was so wrapped up in my game that I didn’t even notice Aunt Marie slip into my room. Until she was standing in front of the screen.

“Hey, what’s the big –” I started to say, then realized that my 30-something hot aunt was completely naked.

Now THIS was was a game I could get into.

A large smile slowly spread across her face as she watched me drop the game controller. Sounds of my character’s demise filled the room, but strangely I no longer cared.

Marie laughed and threw back her long, black hair. “I take it you’ve never seen a naked woman before.”