Mein :- KAUSHAL WILL YOU MARRY ME….

Mera man to khushi se jhoom raha tha naach raha tha…maine apni azadi k raashta khoj liya tha….mein ab mausaji k changul se nikal sakti thi…ab mera apni aatma par apne sharer par haq hoga…mein ab kisi k katputli nahi bani rahungi…mera kaushal mera rajkumar apni iss princess k kahi door le jayenga..bachpan mein padhi saari love stories mera dimag mein ghoom rahi thi aur mein man hi man muskura rahi thi…

Issi sab mein pata nahi kab meri zapki lag gayi….utni pyaari neend sayad hi mujhe kabhi aayi ho Noida aane k baad…

Next day…

Alarm k awaaz k saath meri neend khuli…7:30 baj chuke the…..

aaj mujhe subah kuch alag hi lag rahi thi…aaj mein bahot khush thi…mera chehre par ek alag hi chamak thi…ye khushi waisi hi thi jaise kisi kaidi k jail se chutne par hoti hai..

Mein janti thi k mera kaushal mera message padh k fooran mujhe call karenga paagolo k tarah….uske liye to isse behtar koi morning gift nahi ho sakti thi jo aaj maine usko di thi..main apna mobile haath mein le leti ho..aur uske uthne k intezaar karne lagti ho….

Par ye kya kaushal ne to mera message raat k hi dekh liya tha…par uspar usne kuch reply nahi kiya..mujhe to laga tha k woh mujhe call karenga…atleast message to kar hi sakta tha padhne k baad…mera dimag mein ab 50 so sawal ghoom rahe the..k kaushal mera msg k reply kyu nahi kar raha..woh pyaar to karta hai na mujhe..??? kahi uska pyaar bhi to dhokha nahi tha…

Mujhe dil darawane khyalat ghumne lage the…k kahi uske mera aur mausaji k baare mein pata to nahi chal gaya…nahi nahi aisa nahi ho sakta ….kahi uski zindagi mein koi aur to nahi hai..sayad aisa ho sakta hai mein bhi to usko time nahi deti thi..

Mera sar ab ghoom raha ye sab soochne se…k tabhi mera dil ne mujhe awaaz di…Nahi aisa nahi ho sakta kaushal mera saath aisa nahi kar sakta ….ho sakta hai woh kahi busy ho….abhi uska call ayenga..

Mein bapas se apne aap k sambhalti hui fresh hone chali jaati ho..par kahi na kahi man mein ek dar bana hua tha..

8:30 baj chuke the..office jaane k time ho raha tha….

Mausi :- neha beta jaldi aao office k time ho raha hai..

Mein :- aati ho mausi bas 5 min..

Mein fir mob check karti par kaushal k koi message nahi….har pal k saath meri mayooshi badh rahi thi..

Mein neeche breakfast table par pahooch jati ho..

Mausaji breakfast kar rahe the…..mausi kitchen mein naasta bana rahi thi…mujhe dekhte hi mausa ji chehre par muskaan aa jati hai…

Mausa ji :- Good morning neha..

Mausa ji hi ek aise insaan the jise mein kabhi subah subah dekhna pasand nahi kar sakti thi…unke good morning bolne par man to aisa kiya k ek jor se thapad laga do unko…par meri ek cheez (video) unke pass thi jo mujhe unse kisi bhi haal mein bahar nikalwani thi…isliye maine apna gussa saant kiya….aur muskurate hue unke wish k reply kiya..

Mein (dheere se) :- morning Thakur sahab..

Mera Thakur sahab sunte k mausaji k chehra k rangat badh gayi unko laga k ladki unke jaal mein fas gayi hai..par woh ye nahi jaante the k aaj shikar khud shikari k faasane aaya hai..

tabhi mausi kamre mein aa jaati hai..

Mausi :- beta kal raat koi dhikkat to nahi hui..neend to aa gayi thi naa…

Mein :- haa mausi aa gayi thi…kal mausaji k saath beth kar mera saara mood fresh ho gaya…

Mein ye kehne k baad mausji k taraf dekhti ho aur halka sa muskura deti ho..mausaji mera iss roop k dekh k bhoochake the..

Mausi :- ye hai hi aise ….inke saath gappe maaro to bahot maze aate hai..

Mein :- mazza to bahot aaya mujhe kal…aur aapko mausa ji….

Mera ye sawaal mausaji ne expect nahi kiya…tha..woh bhi ek dam se hadbada jaate hai..aur ladkhati hui awaaz mein jawab deta hai..

Mausa ji:-  bb………bahot..bahot mazza aaya…

Mein :- Mausi kal maine bapas se mausa ji k apna banaya hua juice pilaya…mausa ji aapne bataya nahi mausi k..

Mausa ji k chehre k hawayan udi hui thi..unhe samajh nahi aa raha tha k ye wohi neha hai ya koi aur..

Mausi :- are ye kaha kuch batate hai..bataya kyu nahi bacchi ne kal raat itni mehnat k tumhare liye..

Mein :- Mausi mausa ji k aur peena tha….par maine mana kar diya..k thoda thoda hi peena chhaiye warna fir mazza nahi aata..haina mausi sahi kaha naa..

Mausi :- bilkul sahi kaha…koi bhi cheez jyaada ho jaaye..to nuksaan karti hai..

Mein :- ok mausa ji..ab sun liya…thoda thoda accha rehta hai…

Meri aisi baton se mausa ji k lund hunkaar marne lagta hai….woh baar baar apna haath neeche le ja kar apne ling k kas k daba kar saant karwane k koshish karte hai….

Mausi :- beta tum inke chakar mein mat pada karo…tumse kitni mehnat karwa di..

Mein :- Chakar mein to pad gayi mausi…aur kal mausa ji ne mehnat bhi bahot karwayi..par apko pata hai fir baad mein mausaji ne mujhe banana juice diya..bahot tasty tha..ab kab pilwange mausa ji mujhe aapke kela k juice..

Aapke kela sun k Mausa ji k to jaise jaan sookh gayi maano..kaato k khoon nahi wali halat mein the mausa ji ab to..mujhe unhe chedne mein mazza aa raha tha ab….

Meri baatein sun k mausa ji k mathe par passena aane laga tha…..ghabrate hua mausa ji ne jawab diya…

Mausa ji :-  jjjj………..jaldddddd hi..

Aur aur aisa waisa kuch na bol do..yahi sooch k mausa ji naasta bina khatam kiye table par se uth gaye..

Mausi :- kya hua naasta kyu chod diya..

Mausa ji :- bhook nahi hai..

Mujhe ab iss game mein mazza aa raha tha…mausa ji k aise ghabraye dare hua dekhna mujhe ek ajeeb se khushi de raha tha…

Mein :- Mein kuch de do…jo aapki bhook mita sake…..bana k..

Mausaji :- nahi… chalta ho bye..

Mausa ji k aise bhaagte hua dekh k mujhe ek azeeb se khushi mil rahi thi..log sahi kehte hai attack is the best defence..aaj maine mausaji k saath wahi kiya..to aaj mujhe mausaji kitne paani mein hai pata chal gaya..

Mausa ji k jaane k baad mein fir mobile dekhti ho…par kaushal k koi reply nahi…

Jaise jaise samay gujar raha tha waise waise mera man ashant hota ja raha tha…k kaushal reply kyu nahi kar raha hai..

Office k time ho chukka tha..mein apne office k liye nikal jaati ho..

Par office mein bhi mera man nahi lag raha tha..aisa kya ho gaya tha k kaushal reply nahi kar raha tha mera msg k na hai call kar raha tha.. ek man to keh raha tha k mein khud call kar lo par dossra man keh raha tha k nahi mein ek ladki ho aur agar kaushal k bhi mujhse shaadi karni hai to uske side se bhi to woh eagerness dikhni chhaiye..

Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha k maine aisa kya kar diya ya kasuhal k aisa kya pata chal gaya k who mujhse baat hi nahi kar raha hai…jab aap koi paap karte hai to aapko hamesha yahi dar bana rehta hai k kahi woh paap aapka duniya k saamne nahi aa jaye..mera saath bhi kuch aisa hi tha..
Mein jaise taise apne kaam k man laga rahi thi k kareeb 4:30 baje ek dum se..

Tin…message tone..

Mein jhat se mobile utha leti ho ye kaushal k message tha..”meet me at 6 pm at apache club”…

Bas itna hi matlab kya hai iska..call kyu nahi kar raha hai woh mujhe….ab mujhe gussa chad raha tha..bahot tej uspe..samajhta kya hai woh apne aap ko…who haa nahi karenga to shaadi nahi hogi kya meri..jab chahu ladko k line laga sakti ho..woh baat hai mujhme..

Mera gussa saatve aasman mein tha..mujhe nahi jaana..usse milne..man to yahi kar raha tha…par ek doosra man bhi bol raha tha..k ek baar use milke pooch to kya hua usko..woh aisa kyu kar raha hai mera saath..aisa kya hua hamera beech…koi to baat zaroor hai jo who mujhe nahi bata raha hai warna who aisa ladka nahi hai..jaan deta hai woh mujhpe..mujhe jaana chahiye uske pass….

Maine use milne k faisla kiya..par mera gussa shaant nahi hua tha….office se mein direct use milne nikal gayi..

Kaushal k aisi beruki dekh k mera sar gusse se fat raha tha….gussa to aisa aa raha tha jaise mile uska gala pakad k daba do..Mein club pahooch jaati ho par kaushal waha nahi tha…mera gussa aur bhadak jaata hai..ek ladki uske liya apna office chod k aayi aur woh abhi tak aaya nahi..mein usko call karti ho par uska number not reachable aata hai..

Mera to jaise tamasha bana diya tha kaushal ne….wahi ek adhed umar k aadmi mujhe dekh k muskura raha hota hai…mein gusse se apna muh fer leti ho aur doosre aur dekhne lagti ho..

Hi…

Mein palat k dekhti ho to who adhed umar k aadmi mujhe hi bol raha tha….mera dimag waisa hi kharab tha…mein uspe bhadak padi…

Mein :- hi matlab…aap hai kaun mein aap k jaanti ho kya…please mera dimag waise hi bahot upset hai yaha se chale jaye..

Adhed aadmi:- tumne mujhe pehchana nahi…mein..

Woh kuch aur bolta use pehla hi mein uspe chad bethi..

Mein: – mein jaanti ho aap jaise logo k…apni biwi se man ob jaata hai to dhodte hai jawaan ladkiyo ko….jo unki woh khushi poori kare jo unki biwi nahi kar paa rahi hai…. aur aap koi celebrity to hai nahi k mein aap k jaano…now get the fuck out of here….

Meri awaaz tez thi..meri daant sun kar woh aadmi sharminda ho kar waha se chala jata hai….

Sayad ye accha hua tha kaushal k liya k mera jo gussa tha who kaafi kuch uss aadmi par nikal gaya tha….par mujhe lag raha tha ya sayad maine jyada hi bol diya uss aadmi ko..bechara kya sooch raha hoga mera baare mein..

K tabhi..Kaushal waha aa jata hai…

Kaushal :- Hi baby..

Kaushal k dekh k laga waha rakhi chair se uska sar fhod do..par mein waise hi ek scene create kar chuki thi isliye mein shaant ho gayi..

Mein :- Hi baby matlab..tumne subah se mujhe ek call nahi kiya mera msg k reply nahi kiya samajhte kya ho tum apne aap ko…kaha the tum..agar tumhare man mein koi baat hai to tum mujhe bol sakte the..mein itni mature ho…I can take rejection…par aisa ignore karna mujhe pasand nahi..

Kaushal :- are mera shona gussa hai mujhse..

Mein :- Gussa…luck acha hai tumhare k tum abhi zinda ho….tum mujhse shaadi nahi kar sakte yahi naa..isliye mujhe subah se ignore kar rahe ho..

Kaushal mujhe shaant karane k liye apni ungli mera lips par rakh deta hai..

Kaushal :- Neha tum mera liye kya ho ye tum nahi jaanti…kaye baar to mujhe aisa lagta hai sayad tumhe pyaar karne k liye mein iss duniya mein aaya ho…you know I luv you…mein tumhe apni jaan se jyada chahta ho..tumhe dhookha ya choodne k baat to mein sooch hi nahi sakta….aaj tumne jo khushi mujhe de hai use mein shabdo mein bayan nahi kar sakta….

Kaushal k aisi lacheeli baton k sun kar mera saara gussa hawa ho jaata hai..

Mein :- Par fir kyu tumne mujhe call nahi kiya message nahi kiya…subah se.. batao..

Kaushal :- Neha tum jaanti ho mein kitni baar tumse shaadi k baat kar chukka tha..par ek tum thi jo baar baar mana kar deti thi..aaj jab tumhare message aaya to mujhe laga agar maine tumse baat ki ya message kiya to tum apna man bapas se naa badal lo…..mein bapas se aisa risk nahi lena chahta tha….isliye maine iss baat k aage badhane k liye next step lena k soocha…

Kaushal k aisi masoomyat wali baton k sun kar mera dil jhoom raha tha..lag raha thi abhi issi waqt apne kaushal k apni bahoon mein le lo…aur apna sab kuch usko soop do..

Mein (muskurate hua) :- to kya kiya tumne iske liye…

Kaushal :- mujhe milwana hai tumhe kisi se…

Mein :- kaun..

Kaushal :- Mera papa…Dinesh Pratap singh..

Mein :- are par yaha..paagal ho kya…mein kaise kapdo mein ho..bilkul akal nahi hai yaar tumme..inlaws se mein inn kapdo mein milogi aur yaha..
Kaushal :- Are mera papa bahot cool aur chil bande hai…woh ye sab nahi maante..

Tabhi peeche se awaaz aati hai..

Kaushal..

Kaushal peeche mud jaata hai…hi papa..

Oh my god…ye to wahi aadmi hai jisse maine kuch der pehle bahot baatein suniyi thi…meri to peeron k neeche se zameen nikal jaati hai..

Kaushal :- Papa meet neha…

Neha papa..

Mera to khoon paani ban chukka tha….sharmindgi main mein dhobi jaa rahi….aisa lag raha kaas ye dharti fat jaye aur mein usme shama jao..

Dinesh Pratap (DP) :- Hello neha..

Mein(sharmaate hua) :- Hello uncle..

DP :- You are beautiful..kaha se fasa liya mera beta ne tumhe….

Mein sharm se apna chehra neeche kar leti ho..

Kaushal :- Neha pata hai abhi kisi ladki ne papa se badtameezi ki hai..papa kaha hai woh mujhe bataye..kaisi dikhti hai…mein jaakar baat karta ho…

Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha..k mein kya bolo kaise bolo k woh ladki mein hi ho jisne tumhare papa k sabke saamne bezzati ki…mera chehra par sharmindagi wali muskaan thi..

DP:- Neha jaisi sundar nahi hai bas itna bata sakta ho…..

Mein sharm se paani paani hoye ja rahi thi….mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha….k mein kya karo meri nazreein kabhi neeche k kabhi uncle k dekh rahi thi..

DP :- Neha ghar mein kaun kaun hai…kya karte hai …

Mein uncle k apne baare mein sab baatein bata deti ho…k mera papa kaha hai rehta hai..kya karte hai….mein yaha kinke saath rehti ho….jaise jaise mein unko apne baare mein bata rahi thi..meri zhizhak kam hoti jaa rahi thi…akhir mein..

DP :- Good bahot accha..to ab tumhare papa se baat karni hogi..mein jald hi tumhare papa se baat karta ho..tumhe apne ghar k bahu banana k liye..

Mein muskura k apna sar neeche kar leti ho..

DP :- are isme sharmane k kaunsi baat hai..aise sharmoygi to meri bahu kaisa banogi…iss sasur bahu k saath mein bahot masti bhi to karni hai….

Uncle ye kaunsi masti k baat kar rahe the…..

Mein aaj bahot khush thi…jo mein chah rahi thi wahi ho raha tha…kaushal k father k mein pasand thi apne bahu k roop mein…mujhe bhi unka nature bada accha lag raha tha….unke saath kuch hi der mein mein comfortable ho chuki thi….

Mein uncle k saath kaafi open ho gayi thi, ya kahu unhone kar diya tha…aisa lag hi nahi raha tha jaise mein apne hone wale sasur se baatein kar rahi ho…..aur lagta bhi kaise who dekhne mein itne fit aur handsome jo the….unko dekh k koi bhi keh sakta hai k ladkiya aaj bhi unki deewani ho jaati hogi…6 foot height gathila sareer…saaf pata chal raha tha k kaushal k ye roop uske father se mila hai…

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Hum kaafi der tak baatein karte rahe on family, like dislike par…pata hi nahi chala k ab shaam k 8 baj gaye..

DP (UNCLE) :- neha tumse milke bahot accha laga..tum jaisi khoobsurat ladki hamare ghar k bahu banegi ye sooch k mein bahot khush ho….shaadi k baad kaushal aur mera khayal tumhi ho rakhna hai…samjhi…

Mein :- Ji uncle..bilkul..

Main–bahut hi acha hai laga Uncle aapse milke laga hi nahi ….. ki main aapse pheli baar mil rahi ho…

Kaushal –neha main bola tha na k papa se milke accha lagega…

Main–hmmm ….(mein muskura k sar hila deti ho)

Kaushal –acha papa ab hum chalti hai ..isko ghar chod deta ho..isko bhi kaafi late ho gaya hai..

Uncle –hmm thik hai beta ….

Main:- ok uncle bye..

Uncle :- Bye Neha..Good night…

Uske baad kaushal mujhe ghar chod deta hai..mausi mera late aane k kaaran poochti hai par mein unko jhooth bol deti ho k office mein kaam tha..kyunki mein nahi chahti thi..k mausa ji k iske baare mein kuch bhi pata chale kyunki us aadmi par mujhe zara bhi vishvas nahi tha…who kuch bhi kar sakte the…mujhe paane k liye mujhe apne pass rakhne k liye..

Us raat main meri ek baar aankh lagi to phir subha jaa kar hi aankh khuli meri….)

uthne ke baad main office ke liye tayar hone lagi…..aaj main khud  or ache se tayar ho rahi thi..pata nahi aaj main khud par jayada dhyan de rahi thi tyar hone me ..andar hi andar khud me aaj kuch change mhesuss kar rahi thi main..ye alag hi khushi thi meri andar….

Mera samay badal raha tha..aaj komal bhi bapas aa rahi thi apne trip se….mein ab jayada safe thi ghar par uske hone se…mausa ji ab jab chahe jaha chahe mujhe apni hawas k shikar nahi bana sakte the.. mein dil hi dil mein bahot khush thi..bas ek cheez mujhe dara rahi thi aur who thi meri video clip jo abhi bhi mausa ji k hi pass thi..mujhe woh unse leni thi kisi bhi haal mein tabhi mein unke changul se nikal sakti thi…woh clip hi thi jisse who mujhe kabhi bhi blackmail kar sakte the..

Mein ye samajh chuki thi..k pyaar hi woh cheez hai jisse mein unhe apne vas mein karke woh clip unse le sakti thi….par ye mera dil mujhe gawara nahi kar raha tha…mein kaise unse pyaar k dikhawa karo jiski sakal se mujhe nafrat hai..

Par iske alawa koi doosra upai bhi nahi tha…tabhi maine tai kiya k mujhe unse woh video kisi bhi haal mein lena hai chahe iske liye mujhe kuch bhi karna pade…matlab kuch bhi…

Subah k 8 baj chuke the..mein naha kar mausi k pass kitchen mein chali jaati ho…

Mausi :- Good morning beta..

Mein :- Good morning Mausi..

Mausi :- Beta chalo jaldi nasta kar lo..office k liye late ho rahi ho..

Mein :- are mausi aap pareshan mat ho abhi time hai….mausa ji kaha hai dikh nahi rahe..

Mausi :- woh abhi apne kamre mein hai..kuch kaam kar rahe hai…..

Chalo accha tha..mujhe subah subah unka chehra nahi dekhna pada….mein jaldi apna nasta kar ke office nikal jaati ho..

Office k aaj bahot kaam tha…mein office pahuchte hi apne kaam mein vyast ho gayi…kyunki meri client k saath meeting thi 2nd half mein jiske liye mujhe apni presentation prepare karni thi..aur fir mujhe nikalna tha..

Maine jaldi jaldi apni presentation prepare k aur fir boss k dikha k client office k liye nikal gayi.

Mein apne client office jaldi pahuch gayi thi..Meeting mein  abhi time tha to wahi pass k mall mein chali gayi ..

Waha mall mein book sale lagi hui thi..books k mujhe bachpan se hi shock tha..mujhe jab bhi time milta tha..mein koi noble padh leti thi..
Mein waha books dekhhi rahi thi k tabhi mujhe peeche se neha koi pukharta hai..awaaz mujhe jaani pehchaani lagti hai..mein peeche mudke dekhti ho….to mera peeche uncle (kaushal father) khade hue the..

Uncle :- Hi..

Mein :- Hello Uncle …aap yaha….

Uncle :- Bhai kaam k silsile mein aaya tha…tum dikh gayi…ab tum ye na kehne lagna k mera jaise aadmi sundar ladkiyo k peecha karte ho….

Mein :- nahi uncle( sharmate hue)…mein kal k apne kahe words par sharminda hu…mujhe maaf kar dijiye..i am sorry..

Uncle :- isme maafi k kya baat hai..tum sahi keh rahi..tumhari jaisi khoobsurat ladki k dekh k to sahi mein koi bhi apni behak jaye…

Mein ispe kya kehti bas Sharma k main apna sir neeche kar leti ho..

Uncle :- Tumhe bhi books k shaukh hai..

Mein :- Ji Uncle…kaafi…aur aapko..

Uncle :- bahot..mein yaha kaafi der k acchi book doodh raha tha…tum mujhe koi suggest karo…jo tumhe acchi lagi ho….

Mein :- Ok…par aapko kis type k genre pasand hai…tabhi mein kuch suggest kar paongi…

Uncle :- Romance ..love…

Mein (Sharmate hue) :- ok…I think aapko ye book pasand aayegi “Outlander” ye bestseller bhi hai..

Uncle :- Ok…nice kuch batao gi iss book k baare mein ..tumhe kyu acchi lagi kya hai isme aisa..

Mein :- Uncle ye story hai ek ladki ki..

Uncle :- ruko ruko.. hum ye coffee pe baat kare..mujhe kaafi der se man kar raha hai..

Mein:- Abhi nahi uncle actually meri meeting thi..thoda time tha to socha yaha aa jao..Waise mujhe abhi man nahi hai..

Uncle :-  5 min to de hi sakti ho..

Jyada mana karna accha nahi tha…akir woh mera hone wale sasur jo the..to maine haa kar di..

Ok..

Mein aur uncle mall mein hi..barista mein coffee peene beith jaate hai..

Uncle :- To Continue…about book..

Mein :-  uncle ye book ek wife k story hai…jo due to some situation do aadmiyo se pyaar karne lagti hai..

Uncle :-  Do aadmiyo se pyaar..mujhe to erotic lag raha hai novel

Mein (Ghapte hue):- Not erotic but situational hai…k woh aisa kyu karti hai…aap read karenge to aapko better understand hoga….